Screeching, Hysterical Children Bad Policy Advocates

Screeching, Hysterical Children Bad Policy Advocates

Screeching, Hysterical Children Bad Policy Advocates

Yesterday, more than a million unhinged, screaming children walked out of their schools to protest weather. You read that correctly. Inspired by the cult of “climate change” and in search of the ultimate “wokeness” – and with the encouragement of their schools – manic children were on the loose, screeching about impending doom and blaming it on their parents.

Before realizing that no one likes him and ending his sad little Presidential bid, in which he was less popular than toe fungus, New York Mayor Bill DeBlasio deeply drank of the “climate change” Kool Aid and warned of impending catastrophe in an attempt to further fuel the irrational histrionics of the first-world kiddies (many of whom likely hopped in their mommy’s gas-guzzling SUV and demanded to be taken to the mall). Because liberals can’t win unless there’s some kind of imminent doom they promise to solve with other people’s money.

In this case, the Climate Change Cultists scared the crap out of the nation’s children, prompting them to skip school with impunity to demand change.

What change?

No one knows. These screaming brats have no policy suggestions beyond what’s fed to them by imbeciles on Twitter and opportunistic politicians hoping to cash in on their fear.

“We won’t have children until there is action on climate change!” they scream.

Is that a threat or a promise? Stupid people should stop reproducing and polluting the gene pool with more stupid people.

Do we want a cleaner planet? Sure.

Do we want to ensure that future generations aren’t living in filth, that the air we breathe is fresh and clean? Of course!

But to claim that we’re all going to die because the temperature may rise a few degrees in the next 100 years, and to scream and yell that it’s somehow our parents’ fault without putting forth any viable policy proposals is purview of spoiled brats who simply want attention and to skip school for a day.

I’m ready to give up my plastic straws and 90 percent of my salary because I’m inspired by this screeching clownshoe! Aren’t you?

These kids are carrying signs, they’re screaming, and they’re complaining. They are throwing public tantrums. You know what they’re not doing? They’re not advancing policy proposals beyond “WE MUST DO SOMETHING!”

And that’s the biggest problem with these protests. Beyond parroting talking points from morons like Occasional-Cortex and other opportunists fomenting panic, these children have nothing. Nothing but absurd demands for “100 percent zero emissions.” No knowledge. No scientific insight. No comprehension of the consequences even if this goal was achievable, which it is not.

Zero fossil fuels in reality will result in the deaths of millions of people in poor nations. Less developed countries still use coal. Poor people still need to heat their homes and prepare their food. Freezing and starvation for millions of people will be the result of these policies.

Carbon credits do nothing but put money in the pockets of charlatans to assuage the guilty consciences of people too lazy to give up their SUVs and sports cars in favor of a bike or a scooter.

No meat, because cows produce methane, will result in billions lost in revenues, farm closures, less food, and starving masses. Of course, these vapid children don’t care about that. Most of them have never had to face the very real possibility of starvation. Hell, most of them have never faced the very real possibility of giving up their iPhone for a day.

These children do nothing but squeal about how they must do something because their parents – the very people who provide them with food, shelter, and the latest in electronic gadgets – have somehow destroyed their future.

Perhaps if these screeching harpies stayed in school, instead of skipping class, enjoying the sunshine, and getting school credits for non-attendance, they would know and do more than just squeal their unhappiness.

Sorry, children, you’re not policy advocates. You’re just spoiled shits trying to find your purpose. You certainly don’t deserve serious consideration.


Featured image: Takver on Flickr; Some rights reserved


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Marta Hernandez is an immigrant, writer, editor, science fiction fan (especially military sci-fi), and a lover of freedom, her children, her husband and her pets. She loves to shoot, and range time is sacred, as is her hiking obsession, especially if we’re talking the European Alps. She is an avid caffeine and TWD addict, and wants to own otters, sloths, wallabies, koalas, and wombats when she grows up.

  • Anchovy says:

    I will be impressed when they demand extra classes on Saturday so they can learn more science, math and get a better understanding of meteorology.

  • Lloyd says:

    These KIDS and their comments gag me! They have never held a job…never paid taxes…cannot care for themselves, but…….They want to tell us how to run the country. Pardon the language, but their message is utter horseshit !!!

  • Manbearpig says:

    Greta Akbar, comrade.

  • MortMain says:

    The leftist use any means, any lies possible to shames us into doing what they want. And now use ignorant children to spread their dogma disguised as science.

  • Skillyboo says:

    It’s finally happened, the socialist run public education system has created a generation of robots. They cheer Bernie Sanders population control rantings and are too stupid to realize it’s them he’s talking about eliminating. They believe America, and more specifically White American man, is the main reason for pollution but are too ill informed to realize that China contributes 1/3 of the world’s pollution and yet there are no protests there. How far we’ve fallen, and allowed it to happen.

  • B Smith says:

    “No meat, because cows produce methane, will result in billions lost in revenues, farm closures, less food, and starving masses.”

    Engaging in counter-hysteria isn’t helpful. Banning red meat will not lead to any starvation, but it would be a lamentable loss.

    • Marta Hernandez says:

      How many people outside our little first world rely on red meat for sustenance?

      How many farms would shutter? Taxing or placing government limits on meat and its production will necessarily raise its price and result in decreased demand. Many family farms couldn’t sustain this.

      This isn’t counter-hysteria. It’s fact.

    • GWB says:

      It would result in a great deal of malnutrition. It’s a major source for protein and iron.
      So not immediate starvation, but just as bad, really.

  • Paul says:

    I’m impressed with the handy supply of labels, insults, and general invective you have for anyone who disagrees with you.

  • MortMain says:

    There are 400 million birds missing. More lies from the environmentalists. Statistics for bird brains.

  • GWB says:

    New York Mayor Bill DeBlasio deeply drank of the “climate change” Kool Aid
    Not really. But he knows what’s in the Kool-Aid and was more than happy to sell it to others.

    some kind of imminent doom
    Immanentizing the eschaton. It’s a doomsday cult.

    what’s fed to them by imbeciles on Twitter and opportunistic politicians
    And their teachers.

    Do we want a cleaner planet? Sure.
    “Cleaner than what?” is a valid question. Cleaner than what we have in America? Maybe some. Cleaner than the dystopic vision of the doomsday cult prophets? Yes – but that’s already accomplished.

    You know what they’re not doing?
    They’re not learning any actual science, the scientific method, nor critical thinking?
    ‘Cause they’re playing hookie.
    And that’s exactly why we don’t let kids run our society, our country, or our lives.

  • GWB says:

    Oh, and all of this hysteria also ignores how resilient our planet actually is. The area around Mount St Helens recovered a LOT faster than everyone thought. And it pumped more greenhouse gas into our atmosphere than a couple of Chinas over a decade.

  • Joe in PNG says:

    Children’s Crusades inevitably come to a sad end.

  • ray says:

    I am very tired of people taking these pretexts for tyranny and Marxism seriously. We have to take seriously their attempts to deprive us of our liberty and our natural rights, granted. But we seem to spend too much time, IMHO, chasing the capes instead of goring the matadors.

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