Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) has been known to question Dr. Anthony Fauci and his handling of the COVID-19 pandemic over the years. This weekend’s interview with Fox News host Maria Bartiromo was no exception.

In fact, it was almost as if Rand Paul is that pitbull who will never let go of his favorite chew toy. Rightly so. He has grabbed onto Little Man Fauci’s leg and has no mercy. He took a trike at Bill Gates first, (shoulda gone for the crotch on that pervert) but really zoned in on the former NIAID director:

What we know is from the very first days of the pandemic in January of 2020, Anthony Fauci orchestrated a an elaborate cover up. He knew there was a problem. At three in the morning, he was emailing somebody on January 31st and that person was head of the committee that was supposed to review dangerous research. But Fauci allowed it to go around that. So he knew from the very beginning not only was he funding the Wuhan research, but he was going around the regulatory apparatus to let it happen, even though the rules said it shouldn’t have happened without more scrutiny. So he knew this from the beginning and it was an active cover up. He actively got papers placed that were not valid papers into large scientific journals. So, yes, there was a cover up from the very beginning, but a real judgment error. And this is a man, Anthony Fauci, who said in 2012 that this kind of research to create new virus was so important that even if a pandemic should take place, that it’d be worth the knowledge. I think there’s several million people, particularly a million Americans, who would question whether that was good judgment or not.”-Senator Rand Paul

Grrrrr. Hang on to that leg, Mr. Paul. I can see Dr. Anthony Fauci with another comeback:

Senator Pawwwwllll, I would never tell a looooyyye. You do not know what you’re tawwkking about.

It did not come from a bat. It did not come from a cat. It did not come from a market. It came from faulty containment procedures in the WuHan lab, according to this from Substack:

Now, answers increasingly look within reach. Sources within the US government say that three of the earliest people to become infected with SARS-CoV-2 were Ben Hu, Yu Ping, and Yan Zhu. All were members of the Wuhan lab suspected to have leaked the pandemic virus.”-
Michael Shellenberger, Matt Taibbi, and Alex Gutentag

Despite following the money trail for gain-of-function research from Fauci’s organization to the WuHan Institute of Virology and obvious cover-ups after this giant “oopsie” killed millions of people and threw everything and everyone in a tailspin, Dr. Anthony Fauci is enjoying a quiet retirement-complete with speaking engagements at his alma mater, Cornell’s Weill School of Medicine. Of course, like any great Ivy, they sung his praises:

Dr. Anthony Fauci represents the excellence this institution strives for in the next generation of medical and scientist leaders.”-Dr. Francis Lee, interim dean of Weill Cornell Medicine

If Fauci is the “representative of excellence” of that institution, we’re all beyond screwed.

Fauci spoke to the fourth year medical students, also:

Expect the unexpected and keep a completely open mind about what possibilities arise for you. It’s great to plan, but sometimes things get thrown in front of you that are so irresistible that you really have to do it.”-Dr. Anthony Fauci

Expect the unexpected. Like, when the public finds out you’ve covered up a big snafu at a virology lab in China, Tony? And, excuse me? When “things get thrown in front of you that are so irresistible that you have to do it”? Seriously, shut up, you old, decrepit, puppy killer.

Even if a pandemic took place, it would be worth the knowledge.

I’d like to give ol’ Tony a big, New York “eff you”.

Even if that pandemic kills loved ones forced to be kept in isolation. Even if that pandemic causes economic distress to families. Even if that pandemic shutters schools nationwide and makes our children inferior on the educational spectrum. Even if that pandemic causes such political division between friends and family members to the point of severed relationships. It’s worth the knowledge, says this narcissistic, evil, little man.

Back to Rand Paul. We hope he continues to fight the fight. We hope he continues to grab onto Fauci’s leg and fiercely chomp, chomp, chomp. We hope he howls and continues to crap all over Fauci’s lawn. We hope Fauci’s retirement is all but quiet. We know some beagle puppies that crossed the Rainbow Bridge thanks to this evil, sadistic POS will support this plan.

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