Planned Parenthood Offers Guidelines for Parents of Pre-Schoolers

Planned Parenthood Offers Guidelines for Parents of Pre-Schoolers

Planned Parenthood Offers Guidelines for Parents of Pre-Schoolers

And by all means, we, the taxpayers cannot defund such an organization!

According to new guidelines issued by the federally funded organization, parents should engage in open dialogue with their pre-schoolers regarding being transgender or gender non-conforming, their sexuality and, the icing on the cake, masturbation.

Yes, I said masturbation and pre-schoolers in the same sentence. From the “guidance“:

“…do your best to address sex and masturbation in a way that’s positive (or neutral), matter-of-fact, and encourages them to come to you with questions in the future.”-from Planned Parenthood’s Guidance: What should I teach my preschooler about sex and sexuality?

As I perused through this “guidance”, I found it very amusing that Planned Parenthood is asking parents in one section to “brush up on their anatomy” and then saying things like:

“While the most simple answer is that girls have vulvas and boys have penises/testicles, that answer isn’t true for every boy and girl. Boy, girl, man, and woman are words that describe gender identity, and some people with the gender identities “boy” or “man” have vulvas, and some with the gender identity “girl” or “woman” have penises/testicles. Your genitals don’t make you a boy or a girl.”

Huh??? Read anatomy books but acknowledge what you have learned in said anatomy book and explained to your 3 year-old may not be accurate? To add more confusion to this hot mess, the next section on “Identity” brings us these pearls of wisdom:

“Be mindful of how you talk around your kid, too. Talking to (or in front of) your daughter about growing up and having boyfriends or marrying a man (and vice versa) sends the message that girls are supposed to like boys, and boys are supposed to like girls, and that anything else is wrong or not normal. While kids this young don’t know their sexual orientation yet, assuming they’re straight could make them scared to come to you or feel bad about themselves later. This can lead to mental health issues, unhealthy relationships, and taking more health risks when they reach their teenage years.”

So, according to this “guidance”, I have scarred my child for life because I may have told him in jest after a rough day of potty training to “run off and get married”. I perhaps should have not encouraged him to hold hands with his youchien (Japanese preschool) sweetheart (a cute little girl named Kano-Chan). Little did I know that I was placing an unfair stereotype on my decidedly male child to be, uh, MALE! Sorry to disappoint you all in the liberal group-think tank, he was all boy from day one when he flashed his parts to us on the first ultrasound!

Then there was this:

“…so just because your little girl likes Bob the Builder better than Elsa from Frozen, or your little boy wants to wear a pink Dora the Explorer backpack, that doesn’t necessarily mean they’re transgender (and it doesn’t mean they’re gay, either).”

Perhaps something good can come out of the above advice. After all, think about the crazies out there who take Legos away from boys and force them to play with dolls in order to embrace “gender equity”. Think about the parents of children not even out of diapers yet who claim their child is transgender or gay simply because he put on high-heels once! We are told by these “open-minded”, dysfunctional people to not make assumptions and “put people in a box” whilst they are all about assuming their child who may not fully know how to yet talk, does not fit into a gender norm according to their assigned genitalia. They live vicariously through their child(ren) whom they’ve labeled as “transgender”, “gender queer”, “non-binary” or “cis-whatever”. Planned Parenthood’s advice lectures parents of these wee little people to be careful not to scar a child’s psyche with our ideas of gender norms, our assumptions that if a girl has a vagina, she is indeed female but does not caution individuals who romanticize being the Progressive Poster Family the imposition of their ideals on an otherwise normal child. Nope. No risk for “mental health issues, unhealthy relationships and health risks”, there!

The guidance also touches on sexual intercourse and childbirth, ironic coming from Planned Parenthood if I say so myself. Yes, babies are made by intercourse and people become parents in many different ways…by sexual relations, adoption, IVF and so on. Nowhere does the guidance discuss how to explain Planned Parenthood’s cash cow-I mean-how babies get “unborn” to a pre-schooler. You know, they like to call it “women’s health care” for women who decidedly have girl parts:

Yeah. Try explaining that to your pre-schooler.

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  • Skillyboo says:

    Madness and, I’m sure, this thought training is being ingrained in pre schools across the country. Especially government funded pre schools.

  • GWB says:

    What should I teach my preschooler about sex and sexuality?

    How about absolutely freakin’ nothing? A preschooler shouldn’t be worried about sex (at all) or sexuality (maybe a question about the difference between boys and girls).
    Of course, I’m a reactionary troglodyte, but, the simplest explanation about sexuality (assuming they mean girls v. boys and not some other thing) is to say “God made two sorts of people so neither one would have to be alone, and He made them different so they would need each other” and go from there.

    anything else is wrong or not normal

    Ummm, that’s because anything else is NOT normal. You could argue “wrong” as a moral value, but you CAN NOT argue “normal” in any sense of the word. It is NOT normal from an evolutionary aspect, nor a science/rational aspect, nor from a creationist aspect – not even from a Hindu or Buddhist aspect!

    We are told by these “open-minded” … people

    They’re so dang-blasted open-minded, their addled brains done fell out.

  • OC says:

    Don’t worry, now that the stupid party controls everything, they will de-fund PP.

    /Sarc off.

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