Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ “Senator McCatamite” Edition

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ “Senator McCatamite” Edition

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ “Senator McCatamite” Edition

In the midst of some Dr. Evil pediatrician trying to make her Y Chromosome Boy into a Double X Chromosome Girl under the aegis of the State of Texas –

In the midst of our ongoing House of Derps Show Trial –

In the midst of the nation’s highest ranking intelligence and law enforcement officials finally facing the turnkey for trying to hide their own crimes in the Republic’s first coup d’état –

In the midst of all this –

Paladin thinks it is almost inevitable that DJT will be impeached and the Senate will vote to remove the duly elected president from office if not in this term, then in his next one. And yes, even after winning a landslide reelection and the popular vote. Why? Because of the Catamites and turncoats in the conservative movement.

There’s been a lot of talk about whether we’re so divided, that civility itself is lost, whether we can ever get along in the same country? Whether there’s any hope to find common ground? Alas, after watching Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell being rebuffed trying to shake the hand of the late Representative Cummings’ pallbearer, clearly the answer is No.

Never. There is no common ground.

Pay attention to the Majority Leader’s deer-in-the-headlights look, when the Pallbearer Bull brushes him off – Schumer smiles somewhat smugly at McConnell, a long, long gaze that never turns away, frozen into a rictus that says – See? See? What we can do, Mitch? – while Senator McCatamite sheepishly withers with inner shame – as if suddenly discovering that his colleague, Minority Leader Schumer couldn’t care less, if not clearly pleased. And in profound submission Meepy Mitch finally realizes he’s soiled his own trousers.

Lemme clear it up for you, Bub. You’ve been publicly buggered. And not even nicely either. In your place of work. At a funeral. After saying great and generous things about the deceased Cummings. Humiliated in front of your constituents and the nation at large. If there ever was a Cuckservative – you’re it.
Gotta wonder how many GOP Senators in that august body are reaching for their smelling salts at this point, over possibly losing the impeachment fight.

The Mighty Rush said earlier this week that GOP Senators would never vote to convict in a Senate Impeachment trial because it would destroy the Republican Party. Paladin truly hopes the great man is right. Problem is, Paladin doesn’t think many Republican Senators care a whit about their party. And would make up a new party, The Invertebrate Maggot Party if it suited them. They are Quislings.



Isn’t it curious how many feeble old men on our side seem to have the same facial features as this Norgie National Socialist? Except the Norgie looks like he’s got more steel in his balls than Meepy Mitch McCatamite.

And no, Paladin isn’t very impressed with the Majority Leader’sproforma vote, condemning the StalinistDouble Secret Probation Show Trial in the House. The wuss reluctantly did it, only to mollify and assuage those embarrassing, deplorable GunToting-Psalm-Singing-FrackingRighttoLife Yahoos.


in truth, is exactly what our horse-faced betters think of us 63 million who voted for DJT. That we are a lower order of human who must be driven, herded and forced to serve.

Think you can, punks? Molon Labe.



Featured Photo is “Gulliver meets a Yahoo” in Public Domain.  Photos of Quisling and McConnell found here and here, compiled in collage format – heavily altered and cropped; and “The Servants Drive a Herd of Yahoos into the Field by Louis John Rhead” found here, CC BY-SA 3.0 .




Paladin is an Entertainment/IP Warfare Rōnin and self-identifies as a Y-chromosome Victory Girl.





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