We learned recently that potential Democrat front-runner to challenge Donald Trump in 2020, Joe Biden, is a creeper. For those of us paying attention, this came as no surprise; we have been ridiculing Creepy Uncle Joe for years. Apparently it came as a huge shock to the leftist media, because all of a sudden binders full of women are falling from the sky to accuse Joe Biden of making them feel “uncomfortable.”

But whether you believe that Creepy Uncle Joe is actually a septuagenarian perv or simply from a different generation, when touching others in an affectionate way was no big deal, it’s instructive to see the Democrat wagons circle around Lunchbucket Joe.

He has a “tactile” style, Biden claims.

Biden has a “warm approach,” claim others.

This character assassination of Biden “is underhanded, possibly shameful,” writes Judith Shulevitz – a supposedly feminist writer for the Atlantic and The New York Times.

Although some Democrats are keeping silent **COUGHBARACKOBAMACOUGH**, many are coming out in defense of Biden.

Can you imagine if Brett Kavanaugh nuzzled the hair of a young woman – the daughter of a US Senator?

There would be sturm and drang, as Democrats accused him of everything from sexual harassment to outright rape! There would be protests and fear that his mere presence would violate their safe spaces… oh, wait.

Some students at George Mason University want Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh fired from a summer teaching position because of sexual misconduct allegations against him that have been widely discredited.

Kavanaugh is slated to teach a course on the originals of the American Constitution at the university’s Antonin Scalia Law School in the U.K. from July 22–Aug. 2, but his appointment is being protested by some, WDVM News reported last Friday.

Nope. No outrage, no calls for him to fade into political obscurity. A printed, public demand for an apology from CNN’s Chris Cillizza who can’t help but act like an aggrieved teenage girl who didn’t get that pony for Christmas, but that’s about it.

Boy, it must be nice to be a Democrat!

Virginia Lieutenant Governor Justin Fairfax is still in office despite two very credible accusations of sexual assault and rape. Meredith Watson and Vanessa Tyson remember details of their alleged sexual assaults by Fairfax, unlike Christine Blasey Ford, who couldn’t remember time or place, and whose story couldn’t be corroborated by anyone.

Tyson alleges that Fairfax sexually assaulted her at the Democratic National Convention in Boston in 2004. In a three-page statement issued by her attorney, “what began as consensual kissing quickly turned into a sexual assault.”

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Watson accused Fairfax of raping her when the two were students at Duke University in 2000. A statement released through her lawyers said the alleged attack was “premeditated and aggressive.”

Yet Fairfax is still around, having taken a polygraph, the results of which aren’t even admissible in a court of law, and despite allegations against him, Democrat calls for his resignation have faded and eventually died off.

Virginia Governor Ralph Northam, whose med school photo showed him in a KKK outfit alongside a buddy in blackface, refused to resign, and the Democrats quietly bowed out of the room after having made perfunctory requests for his resignation.

Virginia Attorney General Mark Herring saw the writing on the wall, and before anyone discovered his college party photographs, quickly admitted to wearing blackface. Herring hasn’t gone anywhere either, and the Democrats have quietly ceased their calls for Herring’s head.

Damn, it must feel good to be a Democrat!

If this bunch of slimy politicians were Republicans, they would be dragged out of office, naked and bleeding, tied to a Prius with a Bernie 2020 sticker on it, and next in line for the Governor’s mansion would be Ralph the Dog Catcher from Rappahannock County, VA.

But since these guys are Democrats and have refused to unass the AO, their scandals fade into obscurity and transform into a mildly embarrassing footnote of history.

And speaking of embarrassing, my favorite airhead stepped on her crank yet again. Speaking at Al Sharpton’s annual National Action Network conference in New York yesterday, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez all of a sudden put on the vocal equivalent of blackface.

Apparently, that’s acceptable, though, because the Democrat darling is from the Bronx.

“As much as the right wants to distort & deflect, I am from the Bronx. I act & talk like it, especially when I’m fired up and especially when I’m home,” Ocasio-Cortez said in the tweet.

Right. Occasional-Cortex talks just like an educated white woman when she’s interrogating Michael Cohen during a Congressional committee hearing, but black people apparently bring out the Bronx in her vocal mannerisms.

That’s not racist or anything, is it?

But bring an educated, accomplished African-American woman, whom the President has appointed to a high-level government position, to demonstrate that it is skill, and not skin color that drives his political appointments, as a Republican, and you’re a racist using a black woman as a prop, according to shrieking anti-Semite Congresscreature Rashida Tlaib.

Refer to the volumes of résumés of female job applicants submitted to you as a Republican governor of Massachusetts, and all of a sudden you’re a misogynist.

And dog forbid you mention a violent black person in a political ad as a Republican! That’s just “dog whistle politics!”

The spot featured convicted murderer William “Willie” Horton, who had been able to escape while on such weekend furlough, and went on to rape a woman and stab her fiancé in a brutal 1987 home invasion. It was widely condemned for playing on racial fears by featuring a black man’s mug shot and linking blackness with depravity.

But pretend to be a black person as a privileged white girl, and collect welfare as a black person? That’s not racist at all.

Use a black accent in a speech as America’s first African-American President, when you normally talk like a Harvard-educated, privileged white boy, and the Democrat media will not only throw you a party, but bend over backwards to explain how normal it is.

Put on the vocal blackface as a wealthy, old, white woman Democrat in a chat with Al Sharpton? Meh. It’s all good. Isn’t that right, Hillary Clinton.