Cry Me a River: Kathy Griffin Whines Because She Can’t Get Work. [VIDEO]

Cry Me a River: Kathy Griffin Whines Because She Can’t Get Work. [VIDEO]

Cry Me a River: Kathy Griffin Whines Because She Can’t Get Work. [VIDEO]

Poor, poor Kathy Griffin. She’s currently performing in Austria, but complains that she doesn’t have any work when she gets back to the US of A. Not. One. Gig.

She also takes a page from the Hillary Clinton playbook, which means she blames everyone else but herself. Moreover, she claims that “this wall of crap has never fallen on any woman in the history of America the way it has fallen on me.”

The wives of fallen American soldiers and murdered police officers aren’t available to comment on that bullshit. Yes, I said bullshit.

Let me demonstrate my sympathies for Kathy.

Here’s a video she made on Saturday night, inviting everyone to her pity party.

So Kathy Griffin paints herself as a poor beleaguered feminist hero. Yet she signs off as the “Mayor of Zero F***sville.”

Oh, I’m crying here! Not out of any sympathy, but from laughing at such weapons grade Stupid.

If she really gave ‘zero f***s’, she wouldn’t be whining about her pitiful condition in a self-serving video, would she?

She fancies herself as the victim of a ‘Hollywood blacklist.’ Ah, but we know the real reason for her woes, don’t we?

It’s because of this picture. Yep, you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes.

With that one image, Kathy Griffin managed to alienate half of America. Heck, I’m no passionate supporter of President Trump, but I do respect his status as president. And I would’ve thought it just as vile if some idiot on the right displayed Barack Obama’s head in like manner.

So, Kathy Griffin, as the Brits say, “bugger off.” You may be “Mayor of Zero F***sville.” And we give zero f***s for your problems.

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  • Leland says:

    In 2013, this happened: “Missouri fair bans rodeo clown wearing Obama mask”

    Was the clown mocking Obama? Yes. Did the clown plan to get skewered just to show Obama getting skewered? Nope (unless you mean within the barrel). One thing the clown must certainly did not do was take off the mask, cover it a blood like substance, and make it look like an execution. Yet, the clown had a difficult time finding another gig.

    In a sense “this wall of crap has never fallen on any woman in the history of America”.

  • Mike says:

    It might help if she did wear Groucho’s old eyebrows. Still, I think I can get her a gig as a burka model!

  • Mrs.M says:

    If she didn’t look like Joel Grey in drag auditioning for his part in Cabaret she might have a chance down at the local biker bar.

  • SFC D says:

    Ms Griffin, there’s a simple lesson you should have learned long ago:

    Don’t shit where you eat.

    Here ended the lesson.

  • Kestrelle says:

    I care so little about Kathy Griffin at this point, I didn’t watch the video. But the stills make me think she looks a lot like Martin Short in drag. No?

  • M.A.Meddybemps says:

    I do say who is the chap in the picture wearing the same blouse that the Griffin lady wore in that asinine photo? Does her husband like to wear her clothes?

  • Timmy says:

    Walmart is hiring.

  • Carol says:

    I watched the video. That desperate smile she kept flashing almost made me feel sorry for her. However, knowing how gross, vulgar and not funny her “humor” is, I resisted. She assumed she could do anything anti-Trump, and all her “friends” on the left would protect her. She learned quickly that there’s a hierarchy to the protected groups on the left – and she wasn’t high enough on their scale to get by with her stunt. Consequences can be a bitch.

  • Stephanie says:

    She looks like a caricature of Joan Crawford in those pic. Yikes!

    I think Walmart is just giving their part-timers more hours but I see that Target is hiring.

    • pohjalainen says:

      Same thought about the pic where she has more make-up on. Joan Crawford, or rather a caricature of her. Or maybe Gloria Swanson playing Norma Desmond. Does she try to look scary or does she think that make-up makes her look good? Bad choice in either case, I think.

  • GoDJT says:

    She truly is a witless shit gremlin.

  • KilroyJC says:

    I don’t have PhotoShop – would someone please ‘Shop a photo of Kethy Griffin holding the bloody severed head of. . . Kathy Griffin? Thanks!

  • Freddie Sykes says:

    I did not watch the video but I hear that she is complaining about crushing legal bills. She would have none if she had just copped a plea of “What the hell was I thinking?”

    And Walmart does not want its greeters saying “Pity me!” They strive for a welcoming greeting.

  • bflat879 says:

    lI can’t think of how many Democrat, left-wing, shills for Democrats, are actually funny today. I can remember comedians who could actually make me double up, laughing at their comedy. Now, they seem to feel it’s just fine to trash half the country and get the other half to laugh at them. I’m sorry, they’re just not funny any more.

  • Dave says:

    Remember when Willem Dafoe dressed like a woman in The Boondock Saints…?

  • Paul L. Quandt says:

    Anyone who’s heart is in San Francisco is in full rectal defilade.

    Paul L. Quandt

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  • HH says:

    Here’s a potential income suggestion: make a rubber mask out of that face, and sell it at Halloween.

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