Chick-fil-a’s “Hate Chicken” Strikes Again

Chick-fil-a’s “Hate Chicken” Strikes Again

Chick-fil-a’s “Hate Chicken” Strikes Again

You know, sometimes it’s hard to take the stupidity coming from the Leftwits seriously. I mean, they cannot possibly believe the twaddle they type, right? Take for instance, the New Yorker magazine article, “Chick-fil-A’s Creepy Infiltration of New York City”. Chick-fil-a chicken is creepy? Chick-fil-a is infiltrating New York City? Only a spineless Progosaurus could type those words. Hate chicken strikes again.

From the first word to the last, the Chick-fil-a article reeks of bitter anger. From the article:

New York has taken to Chick-fil-A. One of the Manhattan locations estimates that it sells a sandwich every six seconds, and the company has announced plans to open as many as a dozen more storefronts in the city. And yet the brand’s arrival here feels like an infiltration, in no small part because of its pervasive Christian traditionalism.

I have been in a lot of the hate chicken stores. I know they close on Sundays, but I never noticed “pervasive Christian traditionalism” in any one of the stores. So where did the article’s author Dan Piepenbring get this pervasiveness? Corporate headquarters:

Its headquarters, in Atlanta, are adorned with Bible verses and a statue of Jesus washing a disciple’s feet. Its stores close on Sundays. Its C.E.O., Dan Cathy, has been accused of bigotry for using the company’s charitable wing to fund anti-gay causes, including groups that oppose same-sex marriage. “We’re inviting God’s judgment on our nation,” he once said, “when we shake our fist at him and say, ‘We know better than you as to what constitutes a marriage.’ ” The company has since reaffirmed its intention to “treat every person with honor, dignity and respect,” but it has quietly continued to donate to anti-L.G.B.T. groups.

Mr. Piepenbring are you equating pro-Traditional Marriage groups with anti-L.G.B.T groups? I know this is probably gonna cause your eyes to leak bitter Liberal tears, but you can be pro-Traditional Marriage and still love gay people. Maybe take religion out of contract law and contract law out of marriage?

Poor Mr. Piepenbring also has a huge problem with the genius “Eat Mor Chicken” advertising campaign. Check this out:

It’s worth asking why Americans fell in love with an ad in which one farm animal begs us to kill another in its place. Most restaurants take pains to distance themselves from the brutalities of the slaughterhouse; Chick-fil-A invites us to go along with the Cows’ Schadenfreude.

That is some funny stuff. Liberals slay me. They have no problems with a baby being ripped from the womb and sold for parts, but cringe in horror at the idea that their yummy chicken sandwich once clucked. Whereas I am well aware of where my food comes from. I remember watching my Great-Grandmother, Big Mom, effectively and efficiently snap the neck of a chicken she then cleaned and served for dinner. That woman could fry chicken.

Also, Mr. Piepenbring is verklempt about the gentrification and homogeneity of the chain restaurants in NYC:

Chick-fil-A, meanwhile, is set to become the third-largest fast-food chain in the nation, behind only McDonald’s and Starbucks. No matter how well such restaurants integrate into the “community,” they still venerate a deadening uniformity. Homogeneous food is comfort food, and chains know that their primary appeal is palliative.

Please, guy, walk outside. Food trucks and carts are all over NYC. Plus, there are some great restaurants where I have eaten many a meal. And, speaking of “deadening uniformity”, NYC and the color black. Every year, we are told that some color other than black is the “new black”. No, black is the new black. Every year. Even the freaks in NYC are all a lot alike. So spare me, please.

Confession time. I am not in love with Chick-fil-a. I still love Kentucky Fried Chicken (Go Colonel!) and Popeye’s Louisiana Kitchen. I do have friends who feel this way about Chick-fil-a:

Now, I don’t judge my friends who crave Chick-fil-a anymore than I judge my friends who prefer In-n-Out burger over Whataburger. Blasphemy! Just kidding. And, if I crave a great Falafel, I don’t give a fat cow’s udder about the religion of the cook who makes it. Just get that yummy Falafel to my table.

There is a whole lot of ugly in the world. True fact. People are ugly to each other all over. I saw this Tweet today, right before I saw this article:

Yes, the entire city of San Jose is mentally unhinged. L.G.B.T flags to counteract the effects of hate chicken. Right? But, the point is: Don’t you have bigger problems that worrying about hate chicken. The world is going to end in twelve years, according to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. That means that we only have twelve years to eat all the good food in the world. That’s scary.

Lighten up, Chick-fil-a haters.

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  • Sadie Mcqueen says:

    I love me some “hate chicken.” I think i will hit up my local eatery this week as a big “screw you” to the crybullies.

  • cthulhu says:

    I live in-between three Chick-fil-a’s that take a minimum of 20 minutes to get to and 20 minutes back outside of rush hour. And, yes, I’m near San Jose’s airport. I usually get the same thing — the Spicy Southwest salad, no corn or beans, extra pepitas, two creamy salsa dressings. While that is a nice meal, part of why I go there is because when they give my order to me, I say “thank you”……and they don’t say a perfunctory “you’re welcome”…..they say “it is *my* pleasure” and remind themselves to mean it. It is each individual employee’s personal pleasure to have a fully satisfied customer every time they interact.

    I’m looking forward to starting businesses in a place where Chick-fil-A’s aren’t so scarce so I can steal their workers. Former Starbucks baristas and McDonald’s drones don’t learn the same lessons.

  • Blacque Jacques Shellacque says:

    “Yes, the entire city of San Jose is mentally unhinged. L.G.B.T flags to counteract the effects of hate chicken. Right? But, the point is: Don’t you have bigger problems that worrying about hate chicken.”

    Going south on Interstate 680 between Berryessa Rd and Capitol Expwy, one can see the telltale makeshift shelters and tents of the homeless, just on the other side of the cyclone fence. There are more bums and homeless shelters set up along the sides of the Union Pacific railroad right-of-way in south San Jose near the Capitol Drive-in. Imagine riding the train up from Los Angeles and seeing all those encampments from the window as it passes through the area.

  • Edwardo says:

    I live 5 minutes from one, agreed it’s the best run FF.

  • Camarillo Wotan says:

    “It’s worth asking why Americans fell in love with an ad in which one farm animal begs us to kill another in its place. Most restaurants take pains to distance themselves from the brutalities of the slaughterhouse; Chick-fil-A invites us to go along with the Cows’ Schadenfreude.”

    In other words all “Progosaurus” logic eventually requires the slicing, dicing, and reformulation of normality … into unrecognizable bits that must include conservative fingertips and toenails! This is a required holdover from The French Revolution’s logic and a strong point in victim’s pleadings 101.

    Good Luck to Piepenbring’s mob when they are forced to choose between illogical principles … and Chick-fil-a’s tasty nugget 8 pack!

  • Tom Grey says:

    The Dem haters love to hate.
    “Haters love Trump – they love to hate him” — but that’s a bit long for sign.

    Christians believe adulterers, like Clinton and Trump, are sinners, were sinners.
    Love the sinner, hate the sin.
    All homosexual sex is sinful. << This is Free Speech & Free Religion (the Dems hate this! too)
    Love the person, hate their sinful lifestyle choices.

  • John C. Randolph says:

    I can take Chick-fil-a or leave it, but I do enjoy the fact that their success is probably increased by all the sniveling from the people that nobody would want as customers.


  • Gridlock says:

    Every Chik-fil-A sandwich sold is another beef burger not sold. Since the production of methane in the Chicken Indystry is minimal, while Farting Cows are destroying the Planet in 12 years, Chik-fil-A is doing more to prevent Global Warming than almost anyone else.

    We need to get over this LGBT+ stuff and celebrate the fact that Chik-til-A is saving the World!

  • Skillyboo says:

    I’m a bit confused now. The Left hates Chick-Fil-A because of its perceived religious stance yet they defend Buttegieg’s religious faith. Hmmm, a contradiction.

    • SDN says:

      That would be because Buttegieg’s faith is not Christianity as the Bible defines it.

      • GWB says:

        And specifically, it is a faith centered on hedonism – pleasure of self. The only kind truly worthy in the eyes of the progressive.

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  • Keith Glass says:

    Love Chick-Fil-A and Bojangles. No Popeye’s nearby, and KFC is too greasy for my taste. .

  • Bob says:

    The Chick-O-Derm “ad” is hilarious!

  • william francis says:

    Once again the leftist socialists clearly demonstrate their hatred and lack of tolerance for anyone who does not agree with them. Beware of these fools because they will take away every human right they can with their lies and cheating if they can.

  • Eric Wilner says:

    It’s not the chicken that’s creepy, it’s… well…
    You go into the Chick-Fil-A in, e.g., Sunnyvale, and everything is perfectly clean. And it’s staffed by youngsters who, regardless of ethnicity, seem like they just got off the boat from Kansas.
    It’s like stepping into another world, or another time. A time and place that surely never really existed, and that can only serve as a contrast to the terrible reality soon to be revealed as the movie progresses.
    (Hm. Mustn’t start writing the screenplay; there are far too many things I’m already neglecting.)

  • Willis says:

    One wonders why San Jose is determined to drive Chick-fil-A out with political measures. Why not just be patient and let the free market do its work. Residents of their town hate Christianity more than they like the chicken and so no one will patronize their business. With no sales the chickens will go elsewhere to roost and tranquility will be restored once again to San Jose. Perhaps even Dionne Warwick will find her way back.

    • Blacque Jacques Shellacque says:

      “One wonders why San Jose is determined to drive Chick-fil-A out with political measures.”

      That effort is unlikely to succeed. The first and only Chick-Fil-A location I remember was on 1st St near 237. I noticed another one is now open on Monterey Rd near Oak Hill Cemetery, and there’s one under construction on Blossom Hill Rd.

      • cthulhu says:

        There’s one on El Camino in Sunnyvale, near Mathilda, and they’re building another one on El Camino in Santa Clara, near Scott.

  • GWB says:

    Chick-fil-a chicken is creepy?
    If course it’s creepy! Nothing could taste that good without an addictive substance or Satan being involved!

  • Tallywhagger says:

    Good people, good chikin!

  • Brent Glines says:

    Their food is OK, but I occasionally eat at Chick fil a just annoy idiot lefties.

  • KHorn says:

    Here is author Larry Correia’s excellent and hilarious takedown of the New Yorker article.

  • Kate says:

    He’s the best! Great article.

  • Steve says:

    Manhattan has more historic churches per square mile than probably any other place in the USA. At the time that these churches were built, people expected worshippers to show up on a regular basis, or they wouldn’t have built such big churches. First came thr churches, then the universities, the concert Halls, the Museum’s, the libraries, Etc. It wasn’t so long ago when studying the Bible went hand-in-hand with higher education and an appreciation for high culture. Obviously, Mr Pipenberg sees absolutely no connection between all those churches and the rise of Manhattan as a cultural and Financial Mecca. Sadly, most of those old churches have been converted into Jeremiah Wright style Liberation theology churches, complete with black lives matter and LGBT rainbow Flags and Banners stating their support for illegal immigration.

  • CrustyB says:

    I just can’t enjoy a chicken sandwich knowing that the CEO of the store’s company doesn’t think that two men stirring their erections around in each other’s fecal matter to get off is a marriage.

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  • GWB says:

    I didn’t realize this was off the article from a year ago.
    Plenty of new (CfA) stuff to riff from, instead of re-hashing. 🙁

  • ChattanoogaJim says:

    No matter where Chick-fil-A opens a restaurant, it is always mobbed, especially around lunch and dinner times. The reasons are: decent food, extremely nice and well trained staff, efficiency of service, clean stores, and above and beyond customer service.

    True story…I once chewed out a McDonalds manager for her pig sty of a restaurant where I was one of three people there. Never went back because there was a Chick-fil-A right next door.

    The funny thing about how the secular left hates Chick-fil-A because of Dan Cathy’s personal views, whenever they strike out at the C-f-A, they only help the bottom line. FYI, I love Chick-fil-A versus any other fast food chain.

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