Bravo, the network, has become a parody of itself. Gone are the days of Teresa Guidice of The Real Housewives of New Jersey dropping f-bombs and flipping tables.

What’s in, now? Women who pump their faces with as much filler as they can to give off the whole “worked on” aesthetic. We’re not talking a little Botox, which can be magical. We’re talking full-suction duck lips, boob jobs and BBLs, baby. These Range Rover Karens not only have a platform to show off their latest work from their Dr. Frankenstein of choice and gossip like 12 year-old girls, they actually think people give a damn about their politics. But CBS Mornings and those that bow to the altar LOVE them:

This is where Mizzzzz Jennifer Welch comes in. Jennifer, who was privileged enough to grow up on a ranch outside of Dallas is the star of the Bravo “reality show”, Sweet Home. She also hosts a podcast with her BFF, Angie “Pumps” Sullivan entitled, “I’ve Had It“. I’ve only listened a few minutes in until, well, I’ve Had It with these two. She has two teenage sons (I pity them having this thirsty of an Instagram Mom) and “works” as a high-end, luxury interior designer.

What has Jennifer Welch had it with, lately? Well, those terrible, horrific Triple-Trump voters who support Trump’s anti-DEI policies and anti-immigration policies.

I’ve had it with white people that triple Trumped, that have the nerve and the audacity to walk into a Mexican restaurant, a Chinese restaurant, an Indian restaurant, [or] go to a gay hairdresser.

I don’t think you should be able to enjoy anything but Cracker Barrel.

If you want to triple Trump. If you want to brow beat DEI, if you want to brow beat gay people, you want to brow beat black people as you have been doing for hundreds of years, and you want to browbeat this generation of immigrants that come over here and open up businesses and earnestly pay their taxes.

If you want to demonize them and call them rapists and felons and all this shit, [you are doing so] when the felon is the teeny-weeny, mushroom-cock, piece-of-shit ‘cankles McTaco tits’ at the top of the ticket.”-Jennifer Welch

Mushroom c-ck-POS-‘cankles-McTaco-t*ts? That’s some stunning and brave coming from this mother of teenage boys and a woman with a so-so nose job. Brow-beat black people? Brow-beat gay people? Demonizing? Jennifer has been living in her little elitist bubble for quite some time now. Whislst hob-nobbing with other elitists who have ridiculous amounts of money to spend on her services and gossiping in front of a camera for Bravo, she has no clue who or what Tren de Aragua is, nor does she care. The illegal gangbangers are an inconvenient truth that do not fit into her idealistic narrative. Her sons would never have to deal with gangbangers in the private schools they attend. Unfortunate for a young woman, an aspiring nursing student in the south, that her life was cut short by one of the very people us “riple-Trumper”s demonize. I wonder how many children of illegals Jennifer has offered to pay almost $20,000 a year for the same privilege?

Jennifer? You there?

And while we voted for “Cankles McTaco”, Since we’re name-calling like little children here, YOU voted Cackles McShiraz. We know, it was a VIBE. And, if it weren’t for Kamala, you would have voted for “Come Sit On My Lap, Little Girl and Feel My Hairy Legs While I Feed You Some Ice Cream”, Joe Biden. This makes you the better person?

I have fucking had it from top to bottom. White people that triple Trumped should be banned from enjoying the best thing that America has to offer, which is multiculturalism.

Get your fat asses out of the Mexican restaurant. Get your fat asses over at a Cracker Barrel.”-Jennifer Welch

Why, yes, Jennifer, you have f-cking had it from top to bottom. Literally. I’m sure your plastic surgeon will vouch for this, but that is beside the point. What makes her think everyone who Triple-Trumped is a fat ass? When I walk into the grocery story in my (very Blue) city in my (very Blue) state, I would argue the contrary. But, whatthehell do I know?

Truth is, most of us love a good hash brown casserole from Cracker Barrel. Jennifer Welch’s “Cracker Barrel” comment just goes to show her utter disdain for America and the “commoners”.

Get your fat asses out of the Mexican restaurant. Get your fat asses over at a Cracker Barrel because nobody wants to see your f–ing smug ass, teeny weeny pink arm, big gut around.

Nobody wants to see that sh-t, no one.”-Jennifer Welch

Nobody wants to see your smug, physically-altered a$$, either, Jenn. Jennifer Welch is what is wrong with America. Unhinged, intolerant but pretending to be tolerant and loving of everyone. Excuse me while I go Real Housewives and Double-point Jennifer Welch to heaven. I would triple-point, but this Triple-Trumper is not the inbred she thinks we all are.

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