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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is the herpes of the 2018 Congressional race – she’s the gift that keeps on giving, and I don’t mean it as a compliment to her. She’s the comedic interlude for anyone who is tired of the drama and the very real evil spewed by the likes of Senators Feinstein, Schumer, and Hirono in their attempt to destroy Brett Kavanaugh. And as usual, the word salad she spews is epic in its cluelessness and incompetence.
Yes, I realize she will almost certainly win her Congressional race – mostly because the cross-eyed, froth-flecked ignorami who selected her in the primary are the intellectual equivalent of toe jam – but I’m pretty sure she’s going to be about as worthless in Congress as tits on a bull, so we might as well laugh at her latest attempt to sound official, competent, and inspirational.
¡OCASIO! sat down with MSNBC dolt Chris Hayes a few days ago, and the results were predictably hilarious (or awkward), as ¡OCASIO! replied to Hayes’ softball question about her plans for Congress.
Now remember, Hayes is the guy whose douche glasses and degree in philosophy from Brown University (the school that recently pulled an academic research paper that didn’t conform to the howling protests of the scientifically illiterate social justice crowd that gender is whatever you want it to be on any particular day) prompted him to discuss economics with Ocasio a few months ago, resulting in a conversation that closely resembled two monkeys picking lice from one another’s asses.
This interview was no less awkward and ridiculous.
He began with the predictable tongue bathing of ¡OCASIO!’s rump, and it got only more hilarious from there!
“I think you’re going to win. That’s a prediction I’m making.”
And then, the word salad begins.
Alexandria Ocasio Cortez gives jumbled word salad when asked about her plans for Congress https://t.co/o4OdmwliNk pic.twitter.com/UkFxSlj8cz
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) October 6, 2018
HOREE JUMBLED WORD SALAD, BATMAN! Need some balsamic with that mess!
I’m going to organize, because organizers organize, and organization is important to organize inside the Beltway. And STRATEGERY!
Um… WAT?
Even Hayes seemed to be at a loss about how to respond to that. “That’s a really interesting thought,” he replied.
“Interesting” would not be the word I use here, but perhaps Brown didn’t teach Hayes the difference between “interesting” and “incoherent.” After all, both words begin with the letter “i.”
Those who remember Ocasio’s last attempt (and failure) to sound erudite on issues such as macroeconomics and foreign policy will enjoy this particular performance, because this is even more nonsensical and jumbled. It’s like someone pulled a string on a demented Kewpie Doll and this is what came out.
I have a stuffed pig that looks really cute, but when you squeeze it, the pig lets loose a stream of obscenities that shocked even me when a friend of mine gifted me with this wonderful toy! “Have a nice cup of shut the fuck up,” is only one of the phrases this little plush is capable of saying.
This pig makes more sense than ¡OCASIO! on any given day, but it’s not nearly as funny as listening to her trying to make sense out of the jumbled word salad that escapes her maw every time she opens it.
If she somehow fails to win a Congressional seat, she can always have a second career as a comedian!
Featured photo credit: Darleen Click
Aussie says: My money is on her winning the Democrat primaries, move over Hillary.
The Democrats will move even more left, depending on coming November elections.If the Democrats cannot retake the House or Senate, their violence will grow more across the board and Leftists will be promoted.
The Old guard Democrats will be swept from Democrats by the new National/Globalist Socialist members.
Ocasio-Cortez’s handlers know she is as intelligent as a 7 day old homeless turd, and will “manage” her appearances. They do not want to expose her stupidity too much to the masses.They will manage her like the White Power-brokers and Money Club did for Obama.
I think there is enough footage of her already to make damaging commercials against her.
There is one thing for sure but, the Democrats are coming for your weapons, they know they have to disarm any citizens that disagree with their commands.
National Socialists did the same thing in Germany against their opponents.
Pragmatic says: The Dems will not take guns until they figure out how to take ours while keeping theirs. Which is why the right capitulating to mental illness guidelines is so f*cking stupid. The mental illness industry is dominated by crazy assed progressives. People don’t stick in the mental health industry unless they have their own deep issues to ignore. Trusting those people with gun rights is like asking a chicken to hold a worm pie and not eat it.
Alec Rawls says: She is talking the language of Alinsky communism. Alinsky was the American Gramsci, abandoning the old communist strategy of violent revolution and replacing it with what Gramsci’s students called “the long march through the institutions.”
Alinsky carried the Gramscian strategy further than Gramsci did. Alinsky actually developed a particular strategy for taking over institutions, centered around the role Obama was trained in: the “community organizer,” whose job is to create and exploit racial, ethnic and other group identity grievances, feeding grievance narratives to a friendly press to force concessions to socialist group control and to advance electorally.
The entire Democratic Party is now the party of Alinsky communism. Ocasio, being a non-closeted communist, is more steeped in Alinsky communist lingo than most democrats, but even this is now quite mainstream. Hillary was also an Alinsky communist, actually mentored by Alinsky himself (while Obama worked under Alinsky’s own students).
So when you see word salad about organizing just picture the same kind of racial-sexual-ethnic grievance mongering, with same phony claims of group injustice (white privilege! male privilege!) that was Obama ‘s stock-in-trade.
This is ALL Democrats today. Ocasio just uses the original Alinsky terminology. The lack of logic is no obstacle for them. As with the slanders against Justice Kavanaugh, whatever lying slanders and misrepresentations of logic, policy, people, whatever provides fuel to keep their mob echo chamber aflame, and their mobs are not at all discerning.
Tony says: This is the funniest thing I’ve read in quite some time!
Col. Harrumph says: I’m looking forward to watching all the other D’s in Congress react to her. She’s clearly an idiot, but they’ll have to pretend to take her seriously, because WOMAN!
I’m bullish on popcorn futures.
GWB says: Was this also where she said she would be “inaugurated” and she would “sign bills into law”?
Andrew Scriveley says: I can’t remember when I have laughed out loud so many times over an article. It was probably a P.J. O’Rourke article from back when he was still funny.
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Kudos!
David Lentz says: She sounds like President Dumbo, but without a teleprompter.
Essem says: You have certainly mastered the English tongue! 🙂 Rhetoric almost as enjoyable to read as Heartiste, the master of apocalyptic prose. Thanks for my morning laugh. (PS Being serious here; no sarcasm).
Marta Hernandez says: Thank you!
scott says: Excellent post as usual Marta! I HAVE to know where your friend got the pig though! I NEED one!!!
Marta Hernandez says: The tag says Spencer’s, but I couldn’t find it on their site. Maybe they don’t carry it anymore. 🙁
werewife says: I’m here to commend the nothing-short-of-awesome Ocasio-Cortez talking doll illustration. It looks uncannily real, not to mention fall-down funny!
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