If you missed the press conference held by President Donald Trump and President Vladimir Putin in Helsinki today, you missed the press reporters putting on a total freak show complete with clowns, buffoons and dolts. It’s one thing when these formerly ink stained wretches beclown themselves domestically, but when they act a fool on foreign soil they embarrass all America.

Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin played reindeer games with each other. Putin was super late (power move), Trump didn’t show up until Putin did (power side move). Two BSD’s playing power games, as is expected. This meant that the press conference was really late. Putin and Trump should have refused to come into the room until a few reporters with an IQ above that of hamburger showed up.

As “Variety.com” reported, the reporter tried to hold up a sign. You can ask questions at a press conference, but apparently, you cannot hold up signs. From the article:

The reporter, Sam Husseini, identified himself as being with the progressive publication the Nation. He was reportedly holding a sign that read, “Nuclear Weapons Ban Treaty.”

“They initially asked him to step out of the room, which he did peacefully,” White House correspondent Jim Acosta explained during CNN’s live coverage of the exchange. “They brought him back in to get his stuff, and he said the reason why I’m being removed — talking about himself obviously — is because he had a sign, and he held up a sign that talked about the nuclear test ban treaty.”

Acosta continued, “At that point, as he held it up, the security officials grabbed him and forcibly removed him from the room.”

Charming.

You can watch the video of the Putin-Trump Helsinki press conference here:

And from the “Time.com” Helsinki transcript:

A question for each president; President Trump, you first.

Just now, President Putin denied having anything to do with the election interference in 2016. Every U.S. intelligence agency has concluded that Russia did.

What — who — my first question for you, sir, is who do you believe?

My second question is would you now, with the whole world watching, tell President Putin, would you denounce what happened in 2016 and would you warn him to never do it again?

How did that question move anything forward? Apparently the AP reporter thinks both Trump and Putin are mental morons.

But for a completely inappropriate and rude question, it was another AP reporter who gets the jester award. He asked Vladimir Putin if he was collecting compromising information on President Donald Trump: From “Vice News”:

Toward the end of the press conference following the Helsinki summit, AP reporter Jon Lemire asked Putin if he had any compromising information on President Trump or his family. Putin has long been rumored to have some sort of kompromat on Trump, including the rumored pee tape, a videotape of prostitutes urinating on a bed once slept on by President Obama, which was allegedly made at the Ritz in Moscow while Trump was in town in late 2013 attending the Miss Universe pageant.

With Melania Trump sitting in the front row, the reporter decides to show his furry backside.

And, speaking of “pee”, the journos of Helsinki are wetting themselves because Putin didn’t say no. Like he would tell the reporters anything. The “pee tape” has been thoroughly debunked. Trump is a well known germaphobe and his bodyguard was with him. Is Putin collecting information on Trump? Hale yeah. Is he going to tell reporters? Oh hale no.

Actually what I would have done because I have a smart mouth is I would have said, “Collecting compromising information on Trump, no. But you should see what I have on you.” Bwa ha ha ha!

The press conference in Helsinki proved yet again why 76% of the American public doesn’t trust the press corps. In other words, we think you are lazy, partisan hacks. You’re welcome.