Is there anything that Melania Trump doesn’t do beautifully and gracefully…in stiletto heels? Today in Britain while visiting with some retired military veterans, known as the Chelsea Pensioners, Melania tried lawn bowls. Now, before today, I had never heard of “lawn bowls”, so, I Googled it, of course. According to BBC Sports:

The aim of the game is simple. Get your bowls as close as possible to a small white ball called the ‘jack’.

It might sound easy, but the fact that the bowls do not travel in a straight line seriously adds to the tactical challenge.

Okay, that’s as clear as the Mississippi River after a hard rain. But, that’s not important. Check out this video of Melania having a try at lawn bowls.

Omgravy. She looks fabulous. The kids cheering and the pensioners trying to show her how are totes adorbs. And the stilettos are fantastic. “The London Times” reported:

Mrs Trump gave the groundsman particular cause for alarm by wearing a pair of Christian Louboutin high heels with her multi-coloured striped dress.

Julie Clough, commenting on a photograph of the bowling on the Chelsea Pensioners’ Facebook page, remarked that her late father, Tommy Battle, had once been in charge of maintaining the bowling green. “I don’t think he would be approving of the heels of Mrs Trump,” she wrote.

From watching the video, it looked like the First Lady was trying to be respectful of the greens by standing more on the ball of her foot.

Along with her favored Christian Louboutin stilettos, Mrs. Trump wore a fit and flare, vertically striped dress with inserts. Fantastic. The award for Most Beautiful Lawn Bowler goes to…Melania Trump, of course.