Melania Trump Bowls in Stilettos Beautifully

Melania Trump Bowls in Stilettos Beautifully

Melania Trump Bowls in Stilettos Beautifully

Is there anything that Melania Trump doesn’t do beautifully and gracefully…in stiletto heels? Today in Britain while visiting with some retired military veterans, known as the Chelsea Pensioners, Melania tried lawn bowls. Now, before today, I had never heard of “lawn bowls”, so, I Googled it, of course. According to BBC Sports:

The aim of the game is simple. Get your bowls as close as possible to a small white ball called the ‘jack’.

It might sound easy, but the fact that the bowls do not travel in a straight line seriously adds to the tactical challenge.

Okay, that’s as clear as the Mississippi River after a hard rain. But, that’s not important. Check out this video of Melania having a try at lawn bowls.

Omgravy. She looks fabulous. The kids cheering and the pensioners trying to show her how are totes adorbs. And the stilettos are fantastic. “The London Times” reported:

Mrs Trump gave the groundsman particular cause for alarm by wearing a pair of Christian Louboutin high heels with her multi-coloured striped dress.

Julie Clough, commenting on a photograph of the bowling on the Chelsea Pensioners’ Facebook page, remarked that her late father, Tommy Battle, had once been in charge of maintaining the bowling green. “I don’t think he would be approving of the heels of Mrs Trump,” she wrote.

From watching the video, it looked like the First Lady was trying to be respectful of the greens by standing more on the ball of her foot.

Along with her favored Christian Louboutin stilettos, Mrs. Trump wore a fit and flare, vertically striped dress with inserts. Fantastic. The award for Most Beautiful Lawn Bowler goes to…Melania Trump, of course.

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  • Scott says:

    My how things have changed… under the last administration, the groundskeepers would have been concerned about sasquatch like footprints…

    • Wfjag says:

      Under the previous administration, the grounds keepers would have been required to arrange it so the former FLOTUS won. All events managed to resemble the Olympics under Nero, with a certain person always being the winner.

  • Kevin says:

    OMG! She has a sleeveless dress on. What was she thinking. Wasn’t that a critique of Ms. Obama? And, nice to know you’re keeping the racists alive and well by not address the “Sasquatch” comment above. Good job. Keep it up!

  • Kevin says:

    Oh, forgot to mention … is the label “I don’t give a shit?”

  • Skid Marx says:

    Great timing by deep state weenie Rod Shitweaselstein, way to step all over a great moment.
    The Russians are trembling in fear of deep state weenies as they laugh their asses off and have another vodka.
    Vlad says, come get those generals Roddy.

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