Wow. That’s one heckuva Participation Trophy! It seems the genius’s at Variety think she deserves an award, the Impact Honoree Award to be precise. Well… SUPER! Ummm wait, why is she being so honored?

According to Variety, Clinton is being honored “for her work with Alliance for a Healthier Generation, which empowers kids to develop lifelong healthy habits.”

OH REALLY?? I guess her lifelong healthy habits include scarring all of us for life after showing us her spinach pancakes?

Spinach pancakes for #NationalPancakeDay (we won't eat them all tonight although Charlotte would if we let her)! pic.twitter.com/9zgWZ0k94W

— Chelsea Clinton (@ChelseaClinton) March 7, 2017

When exactly did she have time to work with this Alliance? Prior to campaign events on behalf of her mom? In August after her rousing (NOT) speech to help nominate her Mom for President?

Oh I know! It was during the time that Hillary took a three week vacation only to appear and then have some weird “fainting episode” at the 9/11 ceremony last fall. Chelsea’s excuses were #Sad!

Nahhh… I bet it was after the election once it sunk in that Mom lost YUUGE, so Chelsea split her time between healthy eating, writing a kids book, and has now scored a seat on the Expedia board. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

Here’s the deal. Chelsea is continuing a career of working for nothing and having everything handed to her because she’s a Clinton. I must say, she’s playing the game very very well. Especially since she’s only 37 years old! Oh wait, someone is trying to help.

Einstein was <30 in 1905. Jefferson was 33 when he wrote Declaration of Independence. Lafayette was a general at 19. Your point? @newsagg

— Ed Darrell (@EdDarrell) March 22, 2017

Oh. Wow. You think Chelsea stacks up to them? That’s a major, I mean MAJOR stretch. Because seriously, Jefferson, Einstein, nor Lafayette had ANYTHING handed to them. Can Chelsea say the same? I think not.

But hey! This is all part and parcel of building her resume so she can run for office! As Toni stated last month… NO and NO.

Exit Question:

Why aren't there any ordinary homemakers & working class women being honored?

— Lexander Magazine (@lexandermag) March 20, 2017

I’ve a suggestion. Forget about handing the ladies on the list their Participation Trophies. Instead, why not honor these ladies of Hidden Figures fame?

Katherine Johnson and Christine Darden are just two of the amazing women who, with their genius at math, ensured the United States position in flight and in space. Their work impacts us every single day more than we can ever grasp.

Chelsea, you have a long ways to go before you attain their level. Meanwhile, enjoy your participation trophy. I’m sure it will be lovely.