Hunter Biden has been ordered to “actively seek employment” as he awaits his next plea deal.

While Hunter’s legal team scrambles to come up with yet another plea because the first son botched the first one, a judge has ordered Hunter Biden to try and find a “real job“. No more riding on the coat tails of “The Big Guy”. This father of five (with three different baby mamas) has to (gasp) work for a living.

After all, he’s got to pay for his Malibu residence somehow, right? The mere $1.3 million he raked in from his paintings will not pay for his $20K a month rental.

Sounds like Hunter Biden needs to get more donors on board besides Elizabeth Hirsh Naftali and sugar brother Kevin Morris. Time to take a trip to Michaels and buy some oils and canvas.

Two buyers of his pieces were discovered and reported by Business Insider, which named the patrons as Democratic donor Elizabeth Hirsh Naftali and Kevin Morris, a financial backer and friend of the president’s son who has lent more than $2 million to him to help support his family and pay back taxes that are subject to the ongoing investigation. Naftali is a Los Angeles real estate investor and philanthropist who has donated $13,414 to the Biden campaign and $29,700 to the Democratic National Campaign Committee this year alone. Vice President Kamala Harris also headlined a fundraiser she hosted in 2022.”-Kaelan Reese, The Washington Examiner

Can’t forget Kamala. Perhaps Hunter can team up with the Veep for a SoHo event. He can showcase his paintings and she can do spoken word. We’re certain some Democrat donors will eat that up.

The jokes, honestly, write themselves on all of this. Josh Christenson of The New York Post did this fabulous write up of Hunter Biden’s resume without the filters and it is epic.

Experience

Burisma Holdings Ltd., 2014-2019, Board member despite no energy industry background.

US Naval Reserve, 2013-2014, Served as an officer in public affairs; discharged for failing a drug test.

Rosemont Seneca Partners, LLC, 2009-2019, Co-founder of $2.4 billion private investment company with convicted tribal bond fraudster Devon Archer and Chris Heinz, stepson of US special presidential envoy for climate John Kerry.

Owasco PC, 2006-2019, Executing officer of “shell” law firm that transferred payments from abroad to Biden family members.

Amtrak, 2006-2009, Board member and vice chair of father’s favorite transportation company; appointed to a five-year term by former President George W. Bush.

US Department of Commerce, 1998-2001 Executive director of E-Commerce policy under Secretary William Daley; appointed by former President Bill Clinton.

Georgetown University Masters Program in the School of Foreign Service, Adjunct professor, still listed (What, like it’s hard?).”-Josh Christenson, The New York Post

Christenson also took the liberty to write up a few potential career paths for Hunter Biden to pursue:

OnlyFans star: The five-year investigation into Hunter Biden launched in November 2018 with a look into a “foreign-based amateur online pornography platform,” according to IRS whistleblower Gary Shapley.

Hunter has already uploaded videos to adult platforms like Pornhub and could capitalize on his high national profile by becoming a OnlyFans content creator.

Laptop Repairman: Delaware laptop repair shop owner John Paul Mac Isaac, who is legally blind, made history when he discovered Hunter Biden had left behind potentially incriminating evidence on his “laptop from hell” in 2019.

Jeni’s Ice Cream Franchisee: Speaking of being an entrepreneur, Hunter’s dad would probably like nothing better than for his son to join the family business — and hawk Jeni’s Splendid Ice Cream.”-Josh Christenson, The New York Post

Here he is, Hunter Biden, a poor excuse for a man, a man of marginal intelligence at best, who was handed admission into Georgetown and Yale on a silver platter, a guy who never worked a legitimate day in his life needing to be “gainfully employed”?

What other suggestions do we have for jobs for the president’s son? Let’s see: Crack pipe cleaner on the streets of Seattle and San Francisco, perhaps? He could also be the CEO in managing the White House cocaine dispensary. Or, Hunter Biden could even try his luck in the working sector of the commoners. From Burisma to Barista! Or, he could take the swing shift at a 7-Eleven or Dunkin’ Donuts (he’ll need to perfect his Indian accent). Or he could be care-taker and change the soiled diapers of his senile dad after feeding him his chocolate pudding cup. Those are just a few suggestions.

And while we speculate what being “gainfully employed” means to Hunter Biden, we wait for the sob stories from the mainstream media about the poor, downtrodden, president’s son, who cannot afford his bougie Malibu rental on his paltry earnings. How he’s had stroke (no pun intended) after stroke of bad luck.

Here’s another one: he could also be an orderly in the insane asylum we call The White House these days.