If You’re a Guy Voting for Hillary, Turn in Your Man Card [VIDEO]

If You’re a Guy Voting for Hillary, Turn in Your Man Card [VIDEO]

If You’re a Guy Voting for Hillary, Turn in Your Man Card [VIDEO]

A Florida doctor thinks that if you’re a man and you support Hillary Clinton, you might be suffering from Low T. And he can help.

In a radio ad, Dr. Dareld Morris says “Most are not aware of the effect low T can have on your mental state. For instance your ability to focus and think clearly… As a community service, for any guys out there that are thinking of voting for Hillary, I want to offer you a free testosterone test. Let’s see if we can help.”

The good doctor said the ad was all in fun. He was just promoting his business, but some people were, well, a little peeved.

Testosterone problems among men who support Hillary? Meh! Just look at this guy with his magnificent beard. Hirsute, handsome, covered with tats, and man enough to vote for Hillary! Except for one teensy little problem. . .

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He also showed up in an STD awareness ad in Portland, Oregon. Using stock images for your campaign can be as politically risky as unprotected sex.

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How about these two shirtless superfans who bared their chests at a Hillary rally in California? Most guys do stuff like this at sports events, but not these two. They made sure to get into the front row at the rally to expose their manly physiques before the appreciative gaze of Hillary Clinton.

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Yep, just the type a young lady would love to bring home to mom — provided the girl’s name is Heather and she has two mommies.

I’ll bet these virile types are voting for Hillary. Oh, wait. . .

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“Pajama Boy,” flanked by MSNBC’s Chris Haynes and Rachel Maddow.

And what other hunk is casting a vote for Hillary? This Guy.

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So what about Dr. Dareld Morris? Whom does he support?

As you may have guessed, he’s not voting for Hillary. “I’m actually voting for Donald Trump, so I think it’s even more funnier.” Of course it is. This election season is so intensely polarizing, we need a laugh or two to get through it all.

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Kim is a pint-sized patriot who packs some big contradictions. She is a Baby Boomer who never became a hippie, an active Republican who first registered as a Democrat (okay, it was to help a sorority sister's father in his run for sheriff), and a devout Lutheran who practices yoga. Growing up in small-town Indiana, now living in the Kansas City metro, Kim is a conservative Midwestern gal whose heart is also in the Seattle area, where her eldest daughter, son-in-law, and grandson live. Kim is a working speech pathologist who left school system employment behind to subcontract to an agency, and has never looked back. She describes her conservatism as falling in the mold of Russell Kirk's Ten Conservative Principles. Don't know what they are? Google them!

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