#TrigglyPuff: She Has Come To Fight The Forces of Evil

#TrigglyPuff: She Has Come To Fight The Forces of Evil

#TrigglyPuff: She Has Come To Fight The Forces of Evil

A new hero has emerged from Wonder Woman’s island. Nope, she does not have an invisible plane. Or a magic lasso to make men tell the truth. Or bracelets that repel bullets. Or a tiara that can knock someone unconscious. Nope. She has none of those. But she DOES have one thing: a loud mouth. I know, typical for the social justice warrior set. Her name is #TrigglyPuff.

Her real name is Cora Segal. Just this past week, Segal disrupted an event at UMass Amherst featuring Christina Hoff Sommers, Milo Yiannopoulos, and Steven Crowder with her “free speech” temper tantrum. This wasn’t Segal’s first rodeo as an SJW, though. Nope. She came on the scene to make the world right at a “Fat Justice” workshop for “Womyn’s History Monnth” back in March of 2014. Segal was second in command at this event with arguments such as these:

1. Ronald Reagan is partially responsible for all suffering of fat people, as he “f*cked everything up.”

2. “Overweight people live longer. They’re better protected from heart disease.”

F*cked everything up? Is that a medical term? A scholarly analysis? Segal provided no supporting “evidence” as to why Reagan screwed up everything for “fat people”. Blame Reagan. Blame the Republicans. They hate overweight people. That’s why our current FLOTUS has created a student lunch program that would rival a meal at the gulag… but no. It’s the Republicans fault. And while Segal and her crew made mention of overweight people, they neglected to say “obese” and provide supporting evidence of the claim that “overweight people live longer”. Obesity and high BMIs connected to pre-hypertension and hypertension? Nope. Overweight people ARE better protected from heart disease. Cora Segal says so.

But wait… there’s more! It’s not only the Republicans’ fault that life is so unfair. It’s Capitalism’s fault because Capitalism, you see, is the reason why there is a stigma on overweight people and their diets. Capitalism puts a stigma on ordering that extra Quarter Pounder with Cheese. Communism and socialism do not place stigmas on overweight people.

Yay for communism.

#TrigglyPuff didn’t just become an overnight sensation (in her own mind). She’s worked hard at Occupy movements and has joined anarchist organizations throughout her college career.

I’d like to become a radical therapist, someone who helps people psychologically through an anti-oppression, anti capitalist way. So, I see myself studying that in grad school, continuing to try and be a white ally and participating in various activist organizations.-Cora Segal

More insights into the world of #TrigglyPuff:

Hip-stir. Quel surprise.

#TrigglyPuff…All the world’s waiting for you,
and the power you possess.

After all of this, I think I need a safe space. Or at least a barf bag.

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  • GWB says:

    OK, Wonder Woman’s clothes magically disappear (and re-appear later) when she spins. So, why does she set her hat and purse down? Isn’t she just asking for them to be discovered? Doesn’t that mean she has to go back to where she left them?
    Those were the days. Boyhood crushes on Wonder Woman and Lynda Carter. *That* was a strong woman I could respect.

    I pity truglypuff – she will never be happy. Even when I ache with loss over a failed love affair, or endure some tragedy in my family, I will be happier than truglypuff, because I will have embraced love and beauty and truth. And I will know those things all the days of my life because of it.

    • j walter says:

      I pity truglypuff – she will never be happy.

      I agree and it is sad because even man hating feminists are human beings and deserve a chance at happiness and love.

      her hate blinds her.

  • Katy says:

    Remember when feminine grace was a virtue. I’ve met a handful in my lifetime who possessed genuine grace. Unforgettable women.

    • GWB says:

      Yes, grace! And some of those women were stunning, though not outrageously beautiful – because of their poise and grace.

      But, the only virtues now are selfishness and “tolerance” (as long as you’re talking tolerance of those things the selfish person wants tolerated).

  • No wonder so many young women these days don’t want to be associated with feminism.

  • J walter says:

    She is the future of America.

  • Lisa Carr says:

    I was seven and wanted to be Wonder Woman when I grew up. I loved Linda Carter!!! And, I wanted the invisible jet….so there’s that….

    Feminism has morphed and mutated. The zombie apocalypse has nothing on #TwigglyPuff. Actually, I’d rather be eaten by zombies than have to sit behind her at a Milo Yiannopoulos appearance. Scratch that. It could be entertaining. 🙂 Anybody else with me? I’ll bring the popcorn!

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