Sunday Morning Cafe Cocktails

Sunday Morning Cafe Cocktails

Sunday Morning Cafe Cocktails

Mimosa, Bloody Mary, nice flute of champagne — or maybe a favorite tipple in your coffee. Make yourself one and, as Dorothy Parker once said, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.”

Here, sip this. I’m about to say something that will either delight or terrify you … there’s only 21 days left until Christmas. Heh.

Haven’t we had an … um … exciting week? Some real pass-the-gallon-size-popcorn moments. But there’s others we need to take a look at, too. Kanpai and let’s get to it.


Sunday Cafe’s Smolletting award for the week’s lamest attempt at a “hate” crime

Take my word for it, dears. Among the reprobates, villains, poltroons and crapweasels that make up the Democrat Ruling Class of neo-feudal California, State Senator Scott Wiener is one of the most crapweaselliest. Previously seen as the author of CA’s Pro-child-trafficking law signed into law by Hairgel Newscum, Wiener has introduced more than one pro-deviancy bill – from reducing the criminal act of deliberately exposing someone to HIV without consent from felony to misdemeanor (now law) and taking away the automatic “sex offender” registration of an adult convicted of oral/anal sex with a minor as long as the perp and victim were within ten years of age (also now law). Weiner had a snit fit over being trolled about the latter bill (SB145) and decided to go full Jussie:

I guess Mr. Weiner was just too delicate to stand on a chilly Frisco street corner at 3 am with a Subway sandwich. Of course, he may have realized being mugged by Frisco’s homeless horde was a much greater threat.


Meanwhile, in Los Angeles …


Newsom runs for President while denying he’s running for President

Let me apologize if this is just too much Californicate for one Sunday. I should have ordered us martinis rather than Mimosas. But beware that glint in Governor Hairgel’s eye … it’s pure pyrite.


Oh Canada! The slippery slope of “Socialized Medicine”

From Obama’s bald-faced if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor to the trans mission creep of the Biden Admin pursuing taxpayer-funded mutilation of children, it has never been more clear that access to medicine will be decided on an individual’s utility to the group, not their inherent worth as an individual.

A disabled veteran in Canada has slammed her government for offering to euthanize her when she grew frustrated at delays in having a wheelchair lift installed in her home.

Retired Army Corporal Christine Gauthier, a former Paralympian, testified in Parliament on Thursday that a Veterans Affairs Canada (VAC) caseworker made the assisted suicide offer.

After years of frustrating delays in getting the home lift, Gauthier says the caseworker told her: ‘Madam, if you are really so desperate, we can give you medical assistance in dying now.’


Sunday palate cleanser

You don’t often realize how much you miss seeing a teen turn into a thoughtful young woman until, well, you actually see it. And in a celebrity, to boot.

Billie Eilish looks and sounds different than she did four and five and six years ago, and like any compelling coming-of-age story, it’s a good different. The almost 21-year-old has been busy this year weeding through our culture’s endless expectations for the fairer sex — with the pressure of 100 million people’s eyes on her, no less — and embracing the beauties of womanhood. It looks lovely on her.

This gives me hope.


I may be an old lady, but I’m still a little girl at this time of year. I still get excited to drive around and look at Christmas lights, sing along to Christmas music and put marshmallows in my hot chocolate. Listen closely, dears. If there was any time of the year to count our blessings, to put the vagaries of everyday life on pause and enjoy just being, it’s now.

And NOW is saying good-bye to you until next Sunday. I’m off to find the bestest of real Christmas trees. Cheers!

featured image original graphic by Darleen Click

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  • Cameron says:

    Happy Sunday, everyone. Loved the bit about Billie Eilish. I remember the hate she got for having glamor shots because HOW DARE SHE want to look like a woman?!

    I also remember the hate directed at her for not knowing who Van Halen was. She handles it all pretty well.

  • GWB says:

    handing out $223,200 per person to all descendants of slaves in California
    And how will they determine if they are descendants of slaves?
    Also, there are NO descendants of “slaves in California” – it was a free state*. Because if it’s slaves of persons in other states, he’s punishing CA taxpayers for something they didn’t do.
    (Unless, of course he means all those slaves of the Spanish/Mexican subjects. In which case he better be demanding Mexico pay for those reparations. Yeah, right.)

    access to medicine will be decided on an individual’s utility to the group
    No. It will be decided on your adherence to the doctrines of and good standing in membership of the Church of Progressivism.

    ‘Madam, if you are really so desperate, we can give you medical assistance in dying now.’
    I would have taken that as an imminent threat. And that means something most places in America.

    to put the vagaries of everyday life on pause and enjoy just being
    But maintain your vigilance. You don’t want the Progressives doing to us what Washington did to the Hessians, just because it’s the holidays.

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