Mimosa, Bloody Mary, nice flute of champagne — or maybe a favorite tipple in your coffee. Make yourself one and join me at our own Algonquin Round Table, the spirit of Dorothy Parker abides.

Happy Sunday, dear friends! How’s summer treating you all? Poor August, the Rodney Dangerfield month of the year … hot, smokey and kids grumbling about going back to school. Fear not, our brunch today is geared towards the best summer has to offer with chilled melons, berries, bagels with cream cheese & strawberries along with comfort favorites like waffles, scones and piles of bacon. The primary season keeps chugging along with the commie DSA still tearing down what little remains of an American Democratic Party. When even the bat-guano-crazy James Carville threatens to become Republican, you know the fit has hit the shan. Oh, did I mention I brought in a popcorn machine for you take home a bag or three?

Raise your flutes, dears, and let’s get to it. L’Chaim!

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Things that never happen … an endless series

🚨BREAKING🚨

A prominent transgender influencer has been arrested in Georgia on charges of aggravated child molestation, sodomy, and sexual battery involving a minor under 16.

Sidney Starr has been featured on multiple popular reality TV shows, and has used his platform to… pic.twitter.com/ZWGpBP06z6

— REDUXX (@reduxx) August 3, 2026

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When AI does good …

Oh, AI, how I love you! 🤣

This is epic (NSFW language). pic.twitter.com/HvBerZpsH0

— Hillel Fuld (@HilzFuld) August 3, 2026

On a more serious note, the sharp rise in blatant Jewhate is more than disturbing. It is downright anti-American.

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Life goals

In 1964, Anthony Hopkins composed a beautiful waltz called And the Waltz Goes On. It was never performed, and over time the sheet music was forgotten.

Nearly 50 years later, his wife found the music and sent it to conductor André Rieu, who arranged for it to be performed in… pic.twitter.com/e31f5nC8m4

— fOx (@fOx1257067) August 2, 2026

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Don’t let the facts stand in the way of a good story …

Or advancing The Narrative™

The New York Times wrote a story about hospitals being spread too thin due to "Republican healthcare cuts"

The problem?

The hospital they cite as struggling is a "nonprofit" hospital with a $1B in offshore investments and a CEO making $5M/year.
pic.twitter.com/9cPbaj0Heu

— Matt Whitlock (@MattWhitlock) August 6, 2026

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Don’t wonder why the quality of younger lawyers is dismal

This isn’t law but ideology … and a Marxist one, at that.

I feel like this video should get wide dissemination so regular Americans can understand just how 🦇💩 crazy our law schools (and the legal profession more broadly) actually are.

The dude on the right is Samuel Moyn, a respected, tenured professor at Yale Law School.

Watch this… https://t.co/vltpcRVOxt

— Cynical Publius (@CynicalPublius) August 5, 2026

IOW, our good Professor believes that “parents” is just another word for “breeding pair” and children are state property.

Time to raze the Ivies and salt the earth upon which they stand.

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Why is it always a woman?

ABC segment about space exploration takes unexpected turn over claims the moon is part of 'Indigenous sky country' https://t.co/jV83NsTQQV

— Daily Mail (@DailyMail) August 3, 2026

Good lord, makes one almost wish for the repeal of the 19th amendment and a return to the 1950s.

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Sunday palate cleanser

What you see. What they see. Very cool POV! pic.twitter.com/O4qQCcwxvv

— Buzz Patterson (@BuzzPatterson) August 1, 2026

Wow. Just, wow.

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Your Sunday smile

Two good Samaritans jumped into action after witnessing a 70-year-old man get knocked to the ground in an attempted robbery inside a Tucson fast-food restaurant.

Instead of freezing up and standing still, the two witnesses jumped in and stopped the suspect from stealing the… pic.twitter.com/3tLiD8O7d1

— Fox News (@FoxNews) August 5, 2026

To those heroes (and heroines) who do not stand and film … THANK YOU! In the last decade, to appear vulnerable in public (e.g. seniors) has increasingly meant the becoming target of the mob of miscreants.

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Oh, dear. Will you look at the time? I need to shoo you all from the table with heartfilled thanks for joining me this morning. Enjoy the rest of your Sunday and let’s meet again next week. Cheers!

featured image original graphic by Darleen Click