Remember when I wrote a few days ago that social justice parade float Stacey Abrams was desperate to become Georgia’s first black, female governor? Well, the desperation was so immense, that she and her minions may have shot themselves in the cankles in their zeal to register as many people of color would be victims as possible to support the black vagina.

If you will remember, the Abrams campaign a few days ago demanded that Kemp resign for keepin the black man down. Loosely translated, this means the Abrams campaign decided the best way to win was to malign her opponent by implying he’s a racist who wants to disenfranchise minority voters in Georgia.

The demand from the Abrams campaign comes in response to an Associated Press report on records it obtained showing Georgia has put a hold on more than 53,000 voter registration applications — nearly seven-in-ten of them belonging to African Americans — because they failed to clear the state’s “exact match” standard.

Under the policy, even the most minor discrepancy — like a typo or missing letter — between a voter’s registration and their drivers license, social security or state ID cards can be flagged.

“As he has done for years, Brian Kemp is maliciously wielding the power of his office to suppress the vote for political gain and silence the voices of thousands of eligible voters — the majority of them people of color,” Abrams spokeswoman Abigail Collazo said in a statement.

There’s only one problem with this prevaricating derp. No voices are being suppressed, and the discrepancies are easily corrected. The only thing voters whose registrations were flagged for discrepancies can’t do is vote by mail. They need to cast their ballots in person in order to ensure that their ID is valid.

Q: Can Georgians whose registrations are pending still vote?

A: Yes, they can cast a ballot if they show a government photo ID that substantially matches the registration application. State law already requires voters to show photo ID before casting a ballot in person, and that identification can also resolve registration problems. ID can be produced either on Election Day, at early voting locations, at county election offices or by mail. Georgia accepts six kinds of photo ID: a state driver’s license, a state or federal ID card, a valid employee ID from any government agency, a U.S. passport, a U.S. military ID or a tribal photo ID.

Notice the following: Abrams and her minions are calling for Kemp to resign as Secretary of State, not his candidacy. This tells me, their goal is to smear him as a racist, not to actually correct any perceived problems.

Worse yet, it looks like Abrams herself and the incompetent flunkies who were hired to register “people of color” to vote in Georgia in an effort to ensure that Abrams gets votes based on the color of her skin rather than the content of her character, are responsible for a large number of problems that 53,000 voters face in the state.

Interestingly, the Democratic hopeful’s own voting initiative is responsible for a large portion of the flagged applications, according to GOP state Rep. Bert Reevesof Georgia. The New Georgia Project, which was founded by Abrams to register “all eligible, unregistered citizens of color in Georgia” to vote, canvasses with paper forms rather than via Online Voter Registration (OVR).

Since the OVR system prohibits a “pending” status, if the New Georgia Project registered voters online, 40 percent of the 53,000 would not currently be pending, according to the Georgia GOP.

And this is not the first time Abrams has tried to malign Kemp as a racist, claiming in August that he recommended seven out of nine precincts in Randolph County be closed because of Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) violations.

Apparently Abrams thinks she needs minority votes much more than she needs the votes of Americans with disabilities. Remember that, Georgians with disabilities!

Problem is Kemp never recommended any such thing, and the consultant who made that claim was forced to retract it and was subsequently fired.

And get this, boys and girls! It looks like at least one of Abrams’ disciples has been engaging in outright voter fraud in order to get Abrams’ vagina in the governor’s mansion.

South Fulton, Georgia — Long known as one of the most corrupt counties in the country, Fulton County, Georgia, put its true colors on display earlier this week when “City of South Fulton” Solicitor, LaDawn Jones, offered anyone coming to the court for a citation offense a $50 discount off their citation if they registered to vote or confirmed they’re registered to vote.

Correct me if I’m wrong, y’all, but isn’t that what we call “VOTER FRAUD” or something?

Oops!

An offer to reduce a courtroom fine in exchange for voter registration is a violation of federal law, and out of 110 people on Judge Tiffany Seller’s calendar that day, roughly 90 percent took the $50 off their fine to register or showed they had already registered.

Call me crazy, but this sounds suspiciously like buying votes. Now, I don’t know how many of the defendants would actually show up at the polls on Election Day or how many of them would vote for Abrams vice Kemp, but the smear campaign against Kemp coupled with bribery for voter registration sounds awfully suspicious and somewhat desperate to me.

And speaking of desperate…

Abrams apparently thinks that it has somehow become legal for illegal aliens to cast votes.

It’s all about the identity politics with this woman, and she and her minions are so desperate to win, they’re admitting that they will be counting on people who are ineligible to vote to cast votes for her.

The blue wave is coming, guys. You’d better get some toilet paper.

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