As a conservative woman I’ve long despised third wave feminism and the effects it is having on our society, but this newest study is both terrifying and hilarious all at the same time. Experts are now reporting that feminism has so destroyed femininity that men are sick and tired of dealing with women. With the advancements in technology, men are simply avoiding women and escaping into a world of pornography and video games. In 50 years men will have completely disengaged from the female population in favor of sexbots, experts say. Yes, you read that correctly. Sexbots.

The author acknowledges that most of man’s advancements throughout history have been to get the attention and admiration of females. He said that the internet, pyramids, and the moon landings would not exist if men hadn’t had the drive to invent or do something astounding if it weren’t for the desire to capture the attentions of women. He also added that the sexual appetites of men aren’t that hard to identify, but that feminists’ constant harping about the gender gap and rape culture has started to turn men completely off to relationships with the women.

In response to women constantly complaining about how hard it is to be a woman – with how tough it is to shave, apply makeup, wear attractive clothes, and do our hair I often wonder how we have managed to overcome such adversity – men are completely checking out and retreating into whatever technological escape or hobby they have. Milo Yiannopoulos acknowledges what my husband says all the time – that men are perfectly fine without women, but that women turn into “shrieking, neurotic messes if they are still single into their 30’s.”

Yiannopoulos then adds that women have been getting progressively unhappier since the Second World War because feminism has urged women to throw off traditional roles and run, with bras burning, into the workplace, and they have become so radical that they demand that men love them even when they refuse to be feminine, i.e. not shaving, wearing appealing clothing, or doing their hair.

Basically feminists expect modern men to find a cavewoman attractive, but they demand these same male specimen “manscape,” and be the Adonis they all want. Said male cannot be too manly, though. He must be a wimp and easy to push around.

Needless to say, men are sick of our crap, Ladies, and are withdrawing from us. We’ve been seeing this trend since the 90’s, though, haven’t we? Television shows and movies geared to women have often complained that they don’t understand why men really don’t want them, all while continuing to act like the crazed feminists that they’ve been indoctrinated to be since Kindergarten.

Feminists have long been peddling this lie that they have empowered women and made women happier, but they haven’t. Well, at least not progressive women anyway. Conservative women tend to be much happier in America than liberal women. In fact, they make up the happiest group in the U.S., at just over 40% of conservative women reporting that they are, indeed, very happy with their lives, families, relationships, and jobs.

Wait. I thought being rescued for the patriarchy was supposed to fulfill all of my wildest dreams as a woman, and free me from every burden that men ever would lay on my shoulders. I guess all that crap that was forced down my throat in high school and college is just that: Crap.

Conservative men are also happy in the United States, much happier than either liberal men or women. Liberal men make up the least happy group, and who can really blame them? Conservative women want no part of them, conservative males mock them, and liberal women want to control them. That certainly does sound like a horribly miserable existence to me.

Think how hard dating will be for women when men are having sex that they don’t have to work for or work hard during because they know their sexbot’s orgasm is fake anyway. That will only infuriate feminists even more.

“Ladies, if you think guys are selfish, egotistical pricks now, just wait until they start showing up to dates basked in the afterglow of sex with their Jessica Alba robots,” writes the widely-read blog Château Heartiste. “It is going to take a lot more to win over a guy who is that sexually satisfied.”

Feminists have long bragged about their sex toys, and have waged a war on heterosexual sex, but until recent history women have always had the upper hand. However, as men withdraw more into their sexbots and porn women will become looser and more promiscuous, and men will become choosier and less willing to please their female counterparts. This new role is a complete reversal on how nature intended human relations to work, but who cares, right, Feminists?

Yiannopoulos adds that this will also further unravel the lie that feminists try to portray about the sisterhood of feminism. Women will begin to treat each other even worse than they already do, and I’d like to add that will only increase the withdrawal of men from the female population. After all, what started this massive “sexodus” is the radical feminist harpies who are constantly raging out about some other ludicrous thing that makes them irrationally angry.

Listen, like it or not, Feminazis, we need men. I am proud that I am married to a strong male who takes care of our children and me. He always provides, and he makes sure we have more than we need. Our positions in the family don’t undermine me. They allow both of us to feel respected, and unlike Helen Mirren says, I love when my man puts his arms around me, both in public and at home. It doesn’t make me feel disrespected or like his property. It makes me, and any rational woman, feel cherished and loved.

We’ve long since known that feminism will destroy us, but we are starting to see the degradation of our culture and our future generations because of it. I have two sons and a daughter, and I am proud to be raising strong male figures with morals, that respect women, and want to work hard for their futures, and a daughter who values being an intelligent lady who respects herself enough to demand that men chase her, instead of the other way around.

On the bright side, only about 18% of women call themselves feminists, and I believe we have started to see the rejection of rabid, man-hating third wave feminism. Women are saying that they truly want to be treated like ladies, and that they want strong male roles that pursue them, plan dates, dress up for said dates, and pay for the check. Women want masculine men. I just hope feminism hasn’t truly done irreparable damage to our society, and I’ll say it, I yearn for the days of a strong patriarchal culture where men didn’t mince words or shy away from offending the delicate sensitivities of their less manly counterparts. Women were treated better before they turned into out-of-control rage-aholics who march down the street topless, burning their bras, while whining about men looking at them lasciviously.