COVID-19 and its mutations really have turned out to be the wokest and most self-aware viruses ever. Apparently, they are so smart that they know how to stay away from a birthday party for hundreds planned for Barack Obama.

The former president is turning 60 this week, and no stupid virus is going to keep him from partying. And when I say “partying,” I mean PARTYING. After all, who doesn’t have – *checks notes* – Pearl Jam perform at their 60th birthday party for over 400 of their closest friends on Martha’s Vineyard?

Axios’ Margaret Talev was told by one person on-island the party will be held at the former first family’s $12-million home, which sits on 30 oceanfront acres.”

The party already is the talk of Uber drivers, hotel maids and check-in clerks.”

One person with connections to Obamaworld said there were 475 confirmed guests — including friends, family and former aides — and 200-plus staff planning to work the party.”

Pearl Jam was set to play, and one local hairdresser had been retained to style the hair of a band member.”

Steven Spielberg also was expected.”

In lieu of gifts, one person familiar with the gathering said, “guests are being asked to consider giving to programs that work to support boys and young men of color and their families here at home in the United States, empower adolescent girls around the world, and equip the next generation of emerging community leaders.”

Delta variant? What delta variant?

A White House spokesperson said in a statement to Axios, “While President Biden is unable to attend this weekend, he looks forward to catching up with former President Obama soon and properly welcoming him into the over-sixty club.”

Oh, but we shouldn’t be concerned. There are “COVID protocols” in place and guests will be tested! It’s gonna be great! After all, Barack Obama only gets to turn 60 years old once, right?

This is the height of hypocrisy, if it wasn’t glaringly obvious. After all, the CDC just rewrote their entire policy on masks thanks to Provincetown, Massachusetts, which is within a couple of hours’ drive of Martha’s Vineyard.

Here’s the thing. The Provincetown case study is extremely problematic because of the environment in which it was conducted, and the CDC isn’t being honest about it. And remember that the CDC, through Dr. Rochelle Walensky, is now claiming that the VACCINATED are just as capable of spreading the delta variant as the unvaccinated. With that being known, why would anyone bother getting vaccinated? And isn’t a party with hundreds confirmed to attend – plus another couple hundred people working as staff at the party – a guaranteed super-spreader event in these dark times of “pain and suffering,” according to Dr. Anthony Fauci?

And where is the media?

I want to see a single member of the White House Press Corps (besides Doocy) draw a parallel between this Obama event (if it happens as planned) and Trump's Rose Garden nomination for Amy Coney Barrett.

You know, the "superspreader." pic.twitter.com/S4tz3qo0Wq

— Mike Breslin, Ph.D. (@mikebreslin815) August 1, 2021

Aside from the Axios article, which did note in both their article and their tweet that the delta variant is out there and a concern, the regular leftist media is silent. You know, the way they would be silent if Donald Trump threw himself a birthday party with these numbers. But because this is Barack Obama, everything is okay! Why, it’s almost as if the CDC is full of crap and no one should be listening to them! Obama certainly isn’t!

And there’s the real problem. The American people are sick and tired of being jerked around. First it was don’t mask, then mask all the time. Then get vaccinated so the mask could go away, but now it’s mask even if you are vaccinated because someone else didn’t get vaccinated. The rules don’t apply to the people in charge, especially when it’s their birthday. Everyone – the vaccinated and the unvaccinated – has had the chance to do what they want with their health. Some people see it as taking a calculated risk, either way you choose. What we can ALL agree on is that the public health “experts” have forfeited every bit of their credibility, and seem to think that simply being called an “expert” gives them authority, even though they have never admitted at any point that they got ANY of this wrong. We were never supposed to notice the moving goalposts, much less complain about them.

So, sure, let Barack Obama have a blowout of a birthday party. And everyone else should, too. No more waiting for the CDC or Fauci or Walensky to change their minds about what we should or should not be doing, just so they can stroke their egos and let this perpetual emergency continue. We’re done because the deaths are no longer following the cases. Pandemic over. Go party. Don’t let the hypocrisy of the elites stop you from living your own life now.

Featured image: original Victory Girls art by Darleen Click