Swalwell to America: We Will Disarm You; America: *Raises Middle Finger Salute*

Swalwell to America: We Will Disarm You; America: *Raises Middle Finger Salute*

Swalwell to America: We Will Disarm You; America: *Raises Middle Finger Salute*

If you expected presidential contender (I’ll wait for you to stop laughing)… Eric Swalwell Smallballs to keep his statist yap shut after the deadly shooting at the Chabad of Poway synagogue in California yesterday, your hopes are sure to be dashed. After all, Swalwell Smallballs has made gun control the centerpiece of his presidential run (go ahead, I’ll wait again)… and therefore, he can’t resist the temptation to strip naked (go ahead, and vomit – I’ll wait)… and bathe in the blood of Jews in a ghoulish attempt to promote his agenda.

In response to President Trump’s tweet yesterday, expressing his condolences to the Chabad of Poway congregation and thanking law enforcement for the great job they did stopping the bastard twerp who decided the best way to compensate for his tiny chode is to murder innocent people, Congressman Swalwell Smallballs went on the offensive.

Oh, REALLY?

Not only did Smallballs show how ungracious and petty he is by condemning the President for expressing condolences to victims of a horrific act, he used the opportunity to push his political agenda.

He’ll take it from here? How statist!

The NRA consists of law-abiding gun owners. To my knowledge not a single NRA member has committed an act of mass carnage, which means he has just told thousands of law-abiding citizens whom the President addressed and to whom he guaranteed that he would act to defend their rights, that they are dangerous and ought to have their rights rescinded.

These are your fellow Americans whom you want to disarm and whose rights you promise to trample, Smallballs. Is it any wonder that most everyone is ignoring your presidential bid?

Trump addressed the NRA at its annual meeting in Indianapolis a couple of days ago and did something I wholeheartedly support – that at least makes up for the stupid bump stock ban: he withdrew the United States from the unconstitutional, authoritarian, sovereignty-shredding, garbage UN Small Arms Treaty.

Smallballs, of course, needed to jump on that announcement like Oprah on a baked ham, claiming that the President meant he was going to keep dangerous guns in the hands of dangerous people. What Smallballs means by “dangerous,” is anyone’s guess, but my assessment is he means any gun owned by any American who is not tasked with protecting his worthless, weasel ass.

If you’re armed security, charged with protecting statist politicians from people who are sick and tired of them taking large, steaming craps on their rights, you’re golden. All others are shit out of luck. Smallballs will nuke your asses or at the very least toss you in jail for refusing to abide by his diktats.

Ya know what, Smallballs?

America has just about had it with your derp.

We all know gun control has been a losing issue for the Democrats for years. After the expiration of the 1994 “assault” weapons ban that outlawed firearms with certain, mostly cosmetic features, Americans spoke loudly on gun control and have been continuing to speak loudly ever since. NO MORE.

So to drum up support for their agenda, after every shooting, the Democrats covered themselves in the blood of victims and went on the offensive to promote anti-Second Amendment policies. And after every shooting – after an initial bump in support of their tyrannical policies – Americans told the gun grabbers to eat a bag of dicks.

Every time Barack Obama opened his cavernous maw about gun control, gun sales in America went through the roof.

Polling on the issue is clear. In 2012 support for an “assault weapon” ban had slipped almost 30 points, to 49 percent, and in 2014 Pew Research reported that for the first time in two decades most Americans support the right to keep and bear arms over more gun control. A massive majority of Americans – almost 70 percent – say they prefer to live in neighborhoods where people can own guns.

You would do well to actually listen to the American people, Smallballs.

But because you have no vagina, you don’t have a husband, your claim to fame as a little-known Congressman has been an occasional, impotent eruption about guns, and you don’t have enough melanin in your skin to be considered a minority in any way, you decided you needed a wedge issue to stick out in a large field of Democratic primary contenders, so you have taken to the airwaves to threaten Americans?

I cordially invite you to stick your threats up your lily-white ass, Congressman!

By Phuket@photographer.net; CC license 2.0

You will take care of nothing, and you will shut the fuck up about it. Americans will sadly lose their firearms in tragic boating accidents before ever bowing to your authoritarian whims and giving up their tools of self-defense.

Americans are the last bulwark against tyranny, and their right to keep and bear arms is what enables them stand on that wall and keep dictatorial fucks like you in check.

It’s what our Founding Fathers wanted. It’s what they intended. It’s what we will fight to preserve with our dying breaths, and there’s exactly jack and shit you can do about it.

Do you doubt me? Do you still think the Founders would have never intended for mere American peons to be as well armed as a military? Are you still clueless about our history?

Let me relieve at least some of your ignorance.

“The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. A well regulated militia, composed of the body of the people, trained to arms, is the best and most natural defense of a free country.” – James Madison, I Annals of Congress 434, June 8, 1789

“Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect everyone who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ruined…. The great object is that every man be armed. Everyone who is able might have a gun.” – Patrick Henry, Speech to the Virginia Ratifying Convention, June 5, 1778

“What, Sir, is the use of a militia? It is to prevent the establishment of a standing army, the bane of liberty …. Whenever Governments mean to invade the rights and liberties of the people, they always attempt to destroy the militia, in order to raise an army upon their ruins.” – Rep. Elbridge Gerry of Massachusetts, I Annals of Congress 750, August 17, 1789

“The laws that forbid the carrying of arms are laws of such a nature. They disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes…. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.” – Thomas Jefferson, Commonplace Book (quoting 18th century criminologist Cesare Beccaria), 1774-1776

“The militia, who are in fact the effective part of the people at large, will render many troops quite unecessary. They will form a powerful check upon the regular troops, and will generally be sufficient to over-awe them” – Tench Coxe, An American Citizen IV, October 21, 178

In other words, Congressman, the Founders intended for We the People to keep and bear exactly the kind of arms of which you aim to relieve us, and trust me, we won’t go down without a fight.

ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ, bitch.

 

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Marta Hernandez is an immigrant, writer, editor, science fiction fan (especially military sci-fi), and a lover of freedom, her children, her husband and her pets. She loves to shoot, and range time is sacred, as is her hiking obsession, especially if we’re talking the European Alps. She is an avid caffeine and TWD addict, and wants to own otters, sloths, wallabies, koalas, and wombats when she grows up.

5 Comments
  • Kathy says:

    Well said, Marta!

    These people that don’t live in the real world such as Smallballs just don’t seem to get it.

  • Oldav8r says:

    This guy and his ilk as well as the revealed deep corruption in the intelligence and Justice departments are the very reason for the 2A. It’s about government tyranny not hunting.

  • GWB says:

    that they are dangerous
    Well, I will agree with Swallowswell on this bit, actually.
    You see, conservatives are the most dangerous people around. Because we are very likely to be the only ones that will take those who would rule over us and provide them a proper spot on each and every lamppost in America. We are VERY dangerous to tyrants, despots and oppressors.
    And we should be. SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!

    his worthless, weasel ass
    And I think you’re being unkind to weasels with that.

    Americans are the last bulwark against tyranny
    AMEN, sister!

    ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ, bitch.
    And the people said, “AMEN!

  • David Byler says:

    Marta, you have a wonderful way with words. Love your writing. (and I agree with you 100%)

  • sound awake says:

    i like cs lewis’s take:

    “Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. They may be more likely to go to Heaven yet at the same time likelier to make a Hell of earth. This very kindness stings with intolerable insult. To be “cured” against one’s will and cured of states which we may not regard as disease is to be put on a level of those who have not yet reached the age of reason or those who never will; to be classed with infants, imbeciles, and domestic animals.”

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