A few weeks ago, Michelle Obama made a New Year’s resolution to be less present in the aisles of Target and the stores of Tyson’s Galleria (for another fugly printed frock) and more present with her media histrionics.

“Who holds that bully pulpit? Those are the things that keep me up“, she says.

First of all, I do not think Michelle Obama lies awake all night next to snoring Barack worrying about the American people. John Kass drives this point home here and it all is worth the read, I promise you:

Michelle understands raw clout as the daughter of a Chicago Democratic Machine precinct captain. But is she really terrified? Oh, please.”-John Kass

But she wants the sheeple to bleat in unison. That cooling, collagen eye mask is ripped off in the middle of the night. Michelle Obama is so afraid of our Democracy taking a turn for the worse. This terror (shiver) haunts her in her plush Kalorama home and wherever she goes-Martha’s Vineyard, Hawaii-even back to her hometown of Chicagoland. Are Academy Award nominations still alive for 2023?

The Obamas never say anything by accident. Words are their weapons. Joe Biden is sinking in the polls. And they have to do something, because China Joe is their meat puppet and they compelled him to accept Cackling Kamala as vice president.”-John Kass

I will give Michelle and Barack props for that. Their passive-aggressive, sanctimonious words come straight from Harvard. To give them credit, Chat GPT was not invented yet so, unlike some in their clique, they had to actually be creative in their musings on Saul Alinsky and Karl Marx when writing up their essays for their nutty professors back in the day.

But this girl from the South Side, former First Lady, Wife, Mother, Dog-lover and hugger-in-chief wants Americans to be afraid; to be very afraid. Michelle Obama has spent many a sleepless night over this stuff.

She’s trembling with terror like a princess in a fairy tale being chased by Baba Yaga.”-John Kass

Classic. But what, pray tell, is Michelle afraid of?

Another Donald Trump presidency, of course.

Those are the things that keep me up, because you don’t have control over them. And you wonder: ‘Where are we in this? Where are our hearts?’”-Michelle Obama

Dear God, it sounds like she has been going to the Kamala Harris School of Deep Thought. Where are our hearts?

Unlike the soul-sucking witch Michelle Obama is, our hearts are with America. This craven, elitist lunatic thinks Joe Biden is the heart of America and the answer to healing the severe blow (COUGH: Hunter? Hunter? Are you there?) our country has experienced.

The “Big Guy” who barely can string together a coherent sentence, who has compromised our border, our economy, our position as a world leader is the heart of America?

This rotten “heart” of America has given us the worst year ever at our southern border. Fatal overdoses of fentanyl have increased dramatically. And the increase in deaths of young people due to this epidemic have also increased. Take it from publicly-funded PBS. How, pray tell, did the fentanyl get here? Illegal labs funded by China in Mexico, perhaps? There is a reason why China Joe earned the name, China Joe.

The sick “hearts” of America, to include the senile old fool with crazy eyes, have given us the worst economy and living conditions in decades:

…perhaps Michelle would be terrified that her crime-ridden hometown of Chicago overrun with illegal migrants—draining taxpayer resources for police, housing and schools for minority Chicago residents—prompting black Chicago voters to blame the one man completely responsible, Barack Obama’s ally and former Vice President Joe Biden. But the Obamas don’t have to worry about being crowded out by illegals. They live in Martha’s Vineyard, where illegal migrants were booted out.”-John Kass

Nope. I would venture to say that Michelle Obama doesn’t even darken the doors of Target anymore-where her books were on sale (last time I looked last year) for 30 percent off. Why the hell would she go with her security detail to a big-box store that sells trans-friendly-satanic products while keeping their stores understaffed and trashed because they lost money selling trans-friendly-satanic stuff? Why would she, “The Queen”, settle for sub-par customer service from a smug he-she-they at a register who is overworked and given just enough hours but not enough hours to receive benefits and healthcare from Target?

And, while we are on the subject…let’s really talk about the ailing “heart” that is the American landscape under the O’Biden-Bama administration, shall we? Let’s talk our precious children. The ones who were starved at lunchtime while Michelle’s kids chowed down on healthy, bougie eats at Sidwell Friends. The kids who have lost almost two years of education from an (already failing) educational system Democrat voters advocated to keep shut down while Democrat teachers flat-out REFUSED to come to WORK. And, let’s talk the children who have returned and are so utterly confused because a guy in a dress appointed by a hair-sniffing pedo tells them they, too, can be an ugly guy in a dress and call themselves “women” with enough harmful hormone injections. And, these are the children our bleeding “hearts” of Americans, like Michelle Obama and Kamala Harris are not advocating for killing-off this year.

So, who really holds the bully pulpit? I would venture to say Michelle Obama and her chorus of bleating media sheep, bleating their scare tactics out to weary Americans who are frustrated, tired and downtrodden. Bleat, bleat, bleat. Be careful, Democrats, because Michelle and her crew would be more than happy to bleat the Constitution (and all of us to include you) right off the cliff into oblivion. Time to wake up and pull that collagen mask off your eyes.

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