If there wasn’t a moment in time where Michelle Obama proved to the world how insufferable she really is, then, I think the time is now.

Michelle went on the record on her flop Podcast, “IMO with Michelle Obama & Craig Robinson”, to say that is SO HARD to be married to a famous man yesterday. The perils of being married to the messiah are real. This is “real-world” struggle for Michelle Obama.

Obama was speaking with guest, OB-GYN Dr. Sharon Malone, and wife former Attorney General Eric Holder on the snooze fest yesterday. They were both “reluctant” spouses at one of those huge dinners, placed together at a table to endure the trauma that was to come:

They put us together because we were both reluctant spouses attending one of these huge dinners. And what, where were they… was Barack a U.S. senator?

…Yes, he was a senator because you, you were still living in Chicago and Eric was in private practice,” Malone said. “So it was just it was very early days.”-Michelle Obama

Ahh, yes. The early days of the Obama grift. Thanks for the clarification, Michelle. Go on.

There was a line of people waiting to shake hands with our respective husbands. You know, people, like, reaching over our heads and spilling water on us, trying to get to these two, you know, illustrious men.”-Michelle Obama

Illustrious men. And-(GASP)! Someone dumped water on her! Honestly, I’m surprised she didn’t melt. We thought she liked H2O?

.@FLOTUS Wait….you DRINK it? Phew! Thanks for clearing that up. I don't know what we would do if you weren't so smart. #DrinkH2O

— Peyton James (@peytonjames) September 13, 2013

Yes, peasant kiddies, drink up. Wash down that nice chunk of stale bread and rotten banana Commie Michelle thought was a “healthy” school lunch. Just don’t SPILL IT on The Queen!

I’m proud of her. You guys need to back up.

Someone has to speak out about the struggles of famous, black, first ladies that are decimillionaires.

— Kevin Wagstaff (@KevinWagstaff3) May 29, 2025

So stunning. So brave. Next subject? Abortion, of course.

Sadly, it has been reduced to ‘choice’. The question of ‘choice.’ And it’s as if that’s all of what women’s health is. That’s the only thing. And as I attempted to make the argument on the campaign trail, this past election, was that there’s just so much more at stake.

So many men have no idea about what women go through, right. We haven’t been researched. We haven’t been considered. And it still affects the way a lot of male lawmakers, a lot of male politicians, a lot of male religious leaders, think about the issue of choice, as if it’s just about the fetus, the baby, but women’s reproductive health is about our life.”-Michelle Obama

It’s not enough that the he-man-manly-men were reaching over her and dumping water on her ugly, designer frock liberal fashionistas raved about in Vogue to get to Barack, These he-man-manly-toxic-men are taking away the choice to kill another. What those poor women who use abortion as birth control have to go through when they get told to use birth control, or worse of it all-abstain! They have no idea what these women go through when making Bad. Life. Choices. And, Michelle just defeated her argument for the above by incorporating “baby” into the equation. It’s not “just a clump of cells”, it’s a baby. Since she’s a member of “The Party Of Science”, here is the scientific definition of “baby”. Plain and simple. You ready?

A “baby” is a very young child, according to Merriam-Webster.

According to AI: A newborn is, in colloquial use, a baby who is only hours, days, or weeks old; while in medical contexts, a newborn or neonate (from Latin, neonatus, newborn) is an infant in the first 28 days after birth,the term applies to premature, full term, and postmature infants.

But this soul-sucking grifter in acrylic nails who calls herself Michelle Obama would like the world to think that she is a victim of sorts. And, a champion of women at that. All of this focus on snuffing out children in the name of “women’s reproductive health” is hogwash. If these Democrats truly cared about “women’s reproductive health”. and not the abortion machine that is Planned Parenthood, they would also be addressing the other side of women’s reproductive health-MENOPAUSE. Yet, no one talks about this. No one discusses the mood swings, the hot flashes, the weight gain, the fatigue and the general feeling of YUCK when we women slip out of our reproductive phase. So, spare me this “championing of women” BS for but a moment. I mean, holy hell, there are days I would WELCOME a bucket of cold water being dumped on my head!

You either see the glass half full or half empty. Either grateful or woeful. Sounds like her life is one miserable complaint after the other.

— Ave (@EvaOust) May 28, 2025

A “baby” can also be defined by someone who complains about stupid stuff. Here, Mrs. Obama, I will pass you a mirror.

Tune in for another episode of Michelle Obama: It’s not easy being living in Barack’s shadow. Pour yourself a favorite cocktail and pop some popcorn. Anejo has water in it, right? (Asking for a friend.)

IMO? Too bad it wasn’t Holy Water that was dumped on Michelle. Now, THAT would have been a show!