Joe Biden: Now THAT’S (Not) Italian!

Joe Biden: Now THAT’S (Not) Italian!

Joe Biden: Now THAT’S (Not) Italian!

The unceasing, senseless words of Joe Biden never disappoint, they are the gift that keeps on giving.

The Gaffer-In-Chief went on to insult both the Irish and Italian communities while screwing up his wife’s family history at an event in Delaware this past Friday. Take a look:

I may be Irish, but I’m not stupid. I married Dominic Giacoppa’s daughter. So, you know, I got a little Italian in me now, you know?”-Joe Biden

When the moon hits your eye like a big Pudding Pie.

This is what Joey-Bag-O’Cornpops said to 102-year-old World War II veteran Ray Firmani on Friday.

Yeah, we wonder that, too, sometimes. Unsure of whether or not to think this is an insult to the Irish or the Italians, to be quite honest. On one hand, Biden is insinuating that his fellow humans of Irish descent are “stupid”, on the other hand, he is mimicking Italians by saying, “I got a lil’ Italian in me,” with forced inflection, like Tony Soprano or some other paisan. As an Italian-American, I am going to cry cultural appropriation here. Cue the histrionics!

The “lil’ Italian in him” comes from his wife, Doctor Jill Biden, who is Giacoppa’s granddaughter, and not his daughter, as Joe, “Big Guy” Biden stated. Jill Biden’s dad is Donald Jacobs. That last name is about as Italian as, well, cottage cheese is in a lasagna recipe. (If you know, you know.)

Never say never, Americans. We’ve got more time with this guy. He also claimed he got his uncle The Purple Heart. Which, if we do the math, know is not possible. But, let’s rope him in for a 2024 run, where he can put his utter ineptitude on display for the whole world to see.

This is not the first time, Puddin’ Joe threw out the “I may be Irish, but I’m not stupid” line. He also threw this out there at a virtual St. Patrick’s Day meeting with with former, Taoiseach, Micheal Martin. And, guess what? No one found it humorous then, either!

Perhaps this repetition opens a window on more serious issues-such as the true state of Joe Biden’s mental decline. In most stages of senility, the elderly tend to repeat phrases or statements. The phrases or statements do not make sense to those on the receiving end of these phrases or statements. Joe Biden’s “I may be Irish, but I’m not stupid“, is just one small example of his dementia.

But Joe Biden wants people to know “he’s got a lil’ Italian in him”. Like, Italian, in-law? Just weird. I guarantee if he spit in a 23andMe sample he would be as Italian as Elizabeth Warren is Native American. Guiseppe Biden (throw your hands up in the air) ayyy? Perhaps he meant to say this:

I may be stupid, but I’m not Irish.”

I’ve got news for Big Guy, Joe. Being married to someone with a lil’ Italian blood does not badda-bing, badda-boom, make you Italian. There’s the DNA lesson for the day. Joe Biden is about as Italian as Ragu spaghetti sauce. Joe Biden is about as Italian as spaghetti and meatballs in a Chef Boyardee can. Joe Freaken Biden is about as Italian as a Subway sandwich. He’s as Italian as hazelnut flavoring in cannoli. And, didn’t his handlers tell him that it was a bad look to be Italian these days? You know, Columbus Day and all?

Joe Googootz Biden is about as Italian as you get on a plate at The Olive Garden. Joe Biden may not think he’s stupid. I can think of a few words to describe ol’ Joe, though, thanks to many Sunday dinners with my family across the Triboro. Stunod. Stroonz. Stoogatz. Joe Biden is the biggest Chooch in the land who has given this nation agita. To all who have voted for this clown and still think he’s the best we’ve got, the same names apply and a a big a fa Nabila to you guys. Now, if you please, pass the braccioli.

Photo Credit: Original Artwork by VG Darleen Click

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  • queequeg says:

    I learned! Grazia, bellezza!

  • GWB says:

    I may be Irish, but I’m not stupid.
    To quote a much smarter person: Sorry, neither!

    When the moon hits your eye like a big Pudding Pie.
    When the lie hits your eye like a big pudding pie, that’s dementia!
    When the lie hits your eye like a big pudding pie, that’s Joe Biden!

    about as Italian as, well, cottage cheese is in a lasagna recipe

    Next he will claim to be Trans and non binary
    But the key will be that he was trans/non-binary before it was cool. And he had to fight someone about it.

    Joe F Biden was the kid who always had a story to tell so he could fit in with the cool kids of the moment. His dementia has just made it so much more obvious.

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