Jane Fonda Arrested at Capitol Building

Jane Fonda Arrested at Capitol Building

Jane Fonda Arrested at Capitol Building

Once a slack-jaw commie pinko anti-American bed-wetter, always a slack-jaw commie pinko anti-American bed-wetter. And Jane Fonda proved that to be true because on Friday, police arrested the 81-year-old actress on the US Capitol steps. What was she protesting? Why, climate change, of course!

Alright, maybe I was a bit harsh on Jane in my opening sentence. I thought it might be fun to use one of my husband’s favorite pejoratives. So let’s change my description of her to “slack-jaw commie pinko anti-American,” and leave out “bed-wetter.” Although at her age, you never know.

But Jane Fonda doesn’t intend to make this protest a one-off. No, she plans to be protesting every Friday in Washington, DC, until 2020. Apparently she thinks some Democratic Savior of the Earth will take the White House. I imagine her brain will implode if Trump is re-elected.

In fact, not only will she protest every week, she even moved to DC just to be able to do so.

“I will be on the Capitol every Friday, rain or shine, inspired and emboldened by the incredible movement our youth have created. I can no longer stand by and let our elected officials ignore – and even worse – empower – the industries that are destroying our planet for profit. We can not continue to stand for this.”

In this interview with the Washington Post, she called her protests “fire drills.”

And here’s the moment when Capitol Police arrested Jane Fonda, while her supporters cheered their support for the old gal.

Maybe Jane Fonda should take her protests to, say, Vietnam. There, over 60,000 Vietnamese die yearly due to air pollution, according to the World Health Organization. That doesn’t include soil and water pollution in Vietnam, either, which are rampant.

Oh, wait. Jane Fonda has already been to Vietnam. She went there in 1972, during the Vietnam War, not to entertain the troops, as did Ann-Margaret, Raquel Welch, and of course, Bob Hope. No, she traveled to Communist North Vietnam. There she toured villages, infrastructures, and the capitol city of Hanoi.

Most infamously, she donned a North Vietnamese helmet and happily sat on an anti-aircraft battery. Not only that, but she also called American soldiers “war criminals.”

Jane Fonda

Screenshot: @velvethammer/Twitter. Click to enlarge.

Oh, she apologized for that stunt. Plus she explained it, too.

“There is one thing that happened while in North Vietnam that I will regret to my dying day. I allowed myself to be photographed on a Vietnamese anti-aircraft gun. It happened on my last day in Hanoi. It was not unusual for Americans who visited North Vietnam to be taken to see Vietnamese military installations and when they did, they were always required to wear a helmet like the kind I was told to wear during the numerous air raids I had experienced.”

Right. And if you believe that, let me show you Jane Fonda’s carbon-free hovel in California: a nearly $5.5 million, 6600+ square foot, four-bedroom, seven-bath townhouse. Let me also show you the bicycle she uses to travel around DC so as not to consume more fossil fuel.

In other words, Jane Fonda is a wealthy, aging, hypocritical hag who still despises the nation which propelled her to fame and riches. But once a slack-jaw commie pinko anti-American, always a slack-jaw commie pinko anti-American, I guess.


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  • Scott says:

    “Alright, maybe I was a bit harsh on Jane in my opening sentence.”.. Nope, not at all, since you didn’t suggest a proper execution for treason and giving aid and comfort to the enemy

    ” I imagine her brain will implode if Trump is re-elected.”.. Not gonna happen.. she’d have to have a brain first…

    As for her visit to Vietnam, since my father got to spend 13 months there, including during the Tet offensive, I cannot think of punishment severe enough to be suitable for this hag! I imagine her gravesite will be kept secret, otherwise her coffin might float away thanks to all the vets who will “water” it after a 6-pack or two…

    • Kim Hirsch says:

      Tet Offensive — my hat’s off to your dad. That was some tough fighting.

      As for what happens to Jane when she shuffles off this mortal coil: my guess is she’ll be cremated, with ashes given to an unnamed relative, just to keep the vets from watering her grave.

      • Scott says:

        If you’re right, I imagine (hope?) that’s only her first experience with fire…

        And thanks, Dad is a hell of a man, even at 77 y/o, I wouldn’t want to mess with him.

    • Pat Downing says:

      And God wept. Giant sigh. Then uncontrollable laughter.

  • Cameron says:

    My…irritation at her is from that picture. My dad was a KC-135 pilot who was regularly shot at by the anti aircraft guns. In all likelihood, the same kind she proudly sat on.

    I hope her post death arrangements include an unmarked grave or cremation with the ashes being scattered.

  • Wfjag says:

    As a Communist sympathizer, she’ll feel at home with the Watermelons.

  • talgus says:

    Climate change: the biggest mass hysteria promulgated on humans since Neanderthals disappeared.

  • Jim Blackwell says:

    What has she really ever done except be Peter, Sr’s brat daughter?

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