Here’s How to Get Trump Re-Elected
Here’s How to Get Trump Re-Elected
I’ve always said that the Democrats’ unhinged, froth-flecked hatred of Donald Trump would get him re-elected by an even higher margin than last time, and now that the House of Representatives has impeached the President, they’ve all but guaranteed another term.
Whatever you may think of Donald Trump’s leadership, intellect, or conduct, you cannot deny that he is a master marketer and manipulator. He plays the media like a possessed fiddle, and he understands how to talk to the masses – a skill that his opponents and the current field of Democratic imbeciles vying to challenge him next year have yet to master.
So is it any wonder that Trump has turned the Democrats’ burning impeachment dumpster fire into a strategy to get himself re-elected next year?
The message is that the Democrat elites hate him.
The message is that the Republican establishment despises him.
The message is that they have wanted to impeach him since before he was even inaugurated.
And the Democrats – by impeaching the President despite a lack of evidence of any actual crimes and an obvious bias and desperation to please the craziest of their base – have proven him right, all but ensuring that he will be re-elected.
If there’s one thing Americans love, it’s an underdog, and Trump has mastered the “I’m a victim, but we will persevere” message to a tee. To be sure, I have my issues with Trump’s policies, but it’s not his policies that will get him re-elected. It’s the constant abuses he has suffered at the hands of the deranged Democrats, who were never willing to give him a chance, who despised his behavior, and who did everything in their power to ensure his failure as a President.
Worse yet, they denigrate his supporters – and even those who held their noses and voted for him over the C-Hag because they felt that out of the two turd sandwiches, the Trump turd smelled less bad – as something less than human, “deplorables,” racists, homophobes, and other foul monikers.
As the brilliant satirist Titania McGrath said on Twitter recently after the Labour Party in the UK got cornholed, they obviously didn’t slander, insult, and demean the opposition enough.
Following tonight’s devastating election results, it’s time for the left to reflect. 😞
We have clearly failed to win over the hearts and minds of our fellow citizens.
The obvious conclusion is… we didn’t call them racist often enough. pic.twitter.com/rUbnDlvdFK
— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) December 13, 2019
Because, as you know, the best way to win supporters is to degrade them to such a degree, that they feel guilty about their behavior.
So I have developed a sure-fire strategy for the Democrats to ensure that Trump is re-elected next year.
1 – Scream, cry, accuse him of things he hasn’t done, and refuse to work with him for the good of the country.
2 – Call anyone who supports him – or even anyone who doesn’t disparage and demean him sufficiently – “deplorable.”
3 – Keep moving the impeachment goalposts when your original strategy fails. Russia collusion narrative fell apart? Move on to abuse of power. Abuses of power in Ukraine fails to stick? Claim he violated the Emoluments Clause of the Constitution. If that fails, move on to “contempt of Congress” – a charge that Congress passed against Barack Obama’s Attorney General Eric Holder for refusing to hand over evidence in the “Fast and Furious” case – a botched operation that actually resulted in violence and death, but yet was forgotten by the Demorrhoids, because Holder and Obama are their golden children and above all criticism!
4 – Impeach the President on purely partisan grounds, squealing in delight – with the support of your unhinged media buddies, natch – while claiming that this is a solemn occasion, that you don’t want to do this, but must “for the common good.” Oh, and don’t forget to wear black to virtue signal your sadz.
5 – Refuse to send the articles of impeachment to the Senate, because you know the Republican majority will simply toss out those charges, and all your efforts to appease the shrieking, screeching proglodytes in your party will have been in vain. And don’t forget to demand a “just” trial in the Senate after steamrolling the Republicans in Congress with unfair, partisan “rules,” refusing them access to key witnesses, and generally acting like petty, poor sports, trying to rub your AUTHORITAH! in the faces of your Republican colleagues. Because you know… in the name of “justice.”
This is how you ensure that Donald Trump gets re-elected. And as the world distractedly watches the impeachment circus you have created and Americans become more and more fatigued with your demented efforts to remove a duly elected President, you ignore the very real issues that are going on in the world.
Iran’s continued targeting of US interests and our allies in the Middle East.
The Taliban’s continued terrorist attacks in Afghanistan.
Russia’s aggression is getting worse.
North Korea continues to test ICBMs.
Have fun with that, Democrats. Support for impeachment is trending downward the more you show your baboon asses on national TV, the more Rashida Tlaib squeals and celebrates, and the more you try to pretend how somber and sad your “duty” is.
And the fact that you have so far failed to put forth a single sane candidate to challenge Donald Trump for the White House next year, pretty much ensures that the President will be in the White House for yet another term.