Here’s How to Get Trump Re-Elected

Here’s How to Get Trump Re-Elected

Here’s How to Get Trump Re-Elected

I’ve always said that the Democrats’ unhinged, froth-flecked hatred of Donald Trump would get him re-elected by an even higher margin than last time, and now that the House of Representatives has impeached the President, they’ve all but guaranteed another term.

Whatever you may think of Donald Trump’s leadership, intellect, or conduct, you cannot deny that he is a master marketer and manipulator. He plays the media like a possessed fiddle, and he understands how to talk to the masses – a skill that his opponents and the current field of Democratic imbeciles vying to challenge him next year have yet to master.

So is it any wonder that Trump has turned the Democrats’ burning impeachment dumpster fire into a strategy to get himself re-elected next year?

The message is that the Democrat elites hate him.

The message is that the Republican establishment despises him.

The message is that they have wanted to impeach him since before he was even inaugurated.

And the Democrats – by impeaching the President despite a lack of evidence of any actual crimes and an obvious bias and desperation to please the craziest of their base – have proven him right, all but ensuring that he will be re-elected.

If there’s one thing Americans love, it’s an underdog, and Trump has mastered the “I’m a victim, but we will persevere” message to a tee. To be sure, I have my issues with Trump’s policies, but it’s not his policies that will get him re-elected. It’s the constant abuses he has suffered at the hands of the deranged Democrats, who were never willing to give him a chance, who despised his behavior, and who did everything in their power to ensure his failure as a President.

Worse yet, they denigrate his supporters – and even those who held their noses and voted for him over the C-Hag because they felt that out of the two turd sandwiches, the Trump turd smelled less bad – as something less than human, “deplorables,” racists, homophobes, and other foul monikers.

As the brilliant satirist Titania McGrath said on Twitter recently after the Labour Party in the UK got cornholed, they obviously didn’t slander, insult, and demean the opposition enough.

Because, as you know, the best way to win supporters is to degrade them to such a degree, that they feel guilty about their behavior.

So I have developed a sure-fire strategy for the Democrats to ensure that Trump is re-elected next year.

1 – Scream, cry, accuse him of things he hasn’t done, and refuse to work with him for the good of the country.

2 – Call anyone who supports him – or even anyone who doesn’t disparage and demean him sufficiently – “deplorable.”

3 – Keep moving the impeachment goalposts when your original strategy fails. Russia collusion narrative fell apart? Move on to abuse of power. Abuses of power in Ukraine fails to stick? Claim he violated the Emoluments Clause of the Constitution. If that fails, move on to “contempt of Congress” – a charge that Congress passed against Barack Obama’s Attorney General Eric Holder for refusing to hand over evidence in the “Fast and Furious” case – a botched operation that actually resulted in violence and death, but yet was forgotten by the Demorrhoids, because Holder and Obama are their golden children and above all criticism!

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4 – Impeach the President on purely partisan grounds, squealing in delight – with the support of your unhinged media buddies, natch – while claiming that this is a solemn occasion, that you don’t want to do this, but must “for the common good.” Oh, and don’t forget to wear black to virtue signal your sadz.

5 – Refuse to send the articles of impeachment to the Senate, because you know the Republican majority will simply toss out those charges, and all your efforts to appease the shrieking, screeching proglodytes in your party will have been in vain. And don’t forget to demand a “just” trial in the Senate after steamrolling the Republicans in Congress with unfair, partisan “rules,” refusing them access to key witnesses, and generally acting like petty, poor sports, trying to rub your AUTHORITAH! in the faces of your Republican colleagues. Because you know… in the name of “justice.”

This is how you ensure that Donald Trump gets re-elected. And as the world distractedly watches the impeachment circus you have created and Americans become more and more fatigued with your demented efforts to remove a duly elected President, you ignore the very real issues that are going on in the world.

Iran’s continued targeting of US interests and our allies in the Middle East.

The Taliban’s continued terrorist attacks in Afghanistan.

The ISIS supporter’s attack near London Bridge and their drone attacks against oil assets in Syria, as well as their supporters’ attack in Niger that left 71 people dead.

Russia’s aggression is getting worse.

North Korea continues to test ICBMs.

And relations with China – between trade issues and China’s butthurt over our defense spending bill – keep deteriorating and costing us hundreds of billions of dollars.

Have fun with that, Democrats. Support for impeachment is trending downward the more you show your baboon asses on national TV, the more Rashida Tlaib squeals and celebrates, and the more you try to pretend how somber and sad your “duty” is.

And the fact that you have so far failed to put forth a single sane candidate to challenge Donald Trump for the White House next year, pretty much ensures that the President will be in the White House for yet another term.

Featured image: Trump MAGA rally in Greenville, 17 July 2019; courtesy of Wikimedia Commons, source Donald Trump Twitter; as a work of the U.S. federal government, it is in the public domain.

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Marta Hernandez is an immigrant, writer, editor, science fiction fan (especially military sci-fi), and a lover of freedom, her children, her husband and her pets. She loves to shoot, and range time is sacred, as is her hiking obsession, especially if we’re talking the European Alps. She is an avid caffeine and TWD addict, and wants to own otters, sloths, wallabies, koalas, and wombats when she grows up.

  • Penelope Harkin says:

    “… screeching proglodytes in your party will have been in vain.”
    Pretty sure it’s ‘troglodytes.’

    • Marta Hernandez says:

      It’s a combination of “progressive” and “troglodytes.” But I do thank you for the English lesson.

    • “Troglodyte” – A reclusive, reactionary or out-of-date person, especially if brutish.

      “Proglodyte” – A confused and suspicious urban being that believes the only way to compensate for their lack of common sense is to exert an unreasonable amount of control over their fellow citizens.

      Do you see the similarity?

  • GWB says:

    Okay, two disagreements, Marta:

    Russia’s aggression is getting worse.
    No, not really. Remember that under 0bama and Bush things like Crimea and Georgia happened. Putin might be tossing more effort into keeping Asshatad in power, but they’re really not flexing as much as they did under the previous two administrations. (A strong foreign policy, even if it’s a bit flaky of one, definitely keeps the Bear on a bit of a leash.) They’re still a threat, but I think Russia has been a bit less brazen with Trump.

    And the fact that you have so far failed to put forth a single sane candidate
    I dunno, I think Williamson is pretty sane for a 21st century Dem. She might be the sanest of the bunch.

    • I have issues with all of it.

      The first ones – terrorists do what terrorists do. The Munich Olympics was perhaps the attack on the West that brought them to the forefront, but it has a long, long history. Sometimes quieter, sometimes noisier, the nations backing it change – but always there.

      Okay, just what DO we do with the ChiComs*? “Business as usual” – let them steal whatever intellectual property tickles their fancy, dump counterfeit and/or outright dangerous goods into our markets, manipulate their currency and labor to undercut any possible US competition? Give us an answer, please, or point to one that I may have missed, instead of just repeating “Orange Man Bad.”

      North Korea is pretty much a side issue of the China problems – so long as they have a neighbor that will happily sidestep any of the sanctions that we may place upon them (or European globalists to do the same) – there is little to nothing that we can do short of an act of war.

      * I am getting less and less enamored of the term “ChiComs,” and transitioning to the more accurate term “ChiNazis.” Nationalist – China first, last, and always. Expansionist – see the military antics in the South China Sea, elsewhere in Southeast Asia, and forays into Africa. Racist – Uighurs and Tibetans make dandy substitutes for their serious lack of Jews to enslave and kill off in concentration camps. Socialist – well, the “socialism” of 193x Germany, where there were indeed private companies – which for some odd reason aligned their toes EXACTLY on the line drawn in Berlin / Beijing.

    • Marta Hernandez says:

      Sorry, but the bit about Russia is just not true. Russia’s consistent meddling in the affairs of the Europeans more than ever, including fomenting violent protests.

      They’re still funding separatists in Ukraine.

      They’ve got some of the biggest maritime activity near the Balkans, Baltic region, etc.:

      Russia has been more cautious to conceal its activities under proxy activity with Trump, because he’s naive enough to believe Putin when he says “We didn’t do it,” but their aggression certainly has not declined.

      Williamson? That Oprah chick? Is she still running?

      • GWB says:

        Russia has been more cautious to conceal its activities under proxy activity with Trump
        I’ll accept that.

        I don’t know if Williamson has anything to do with Oprah. But a believer in crystals and spirit animals has to be saner than a socialist or the crazy crap we’re seeing from folks like AOC.

        • Marta Hernandez says:

          I thought she was Oprah’s BFF or something. Or maybe I’m completely nuts! I do know she believes all the socialist and crazy shit from the likes of AOC, but she backs it up with some crystals or some such! LOL

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