Geez, radical feminists have no sense of humor. They are such a cranky lot, I wonder if they can laugh at anything.

For example, take the latest kerfuffle in New York City.

NYC women really love the “Fearless Girl” sculpture that stands opposite the “Charging Bull” on Wall Street. “Fearless Girl” showed up in March on International Women’s Day, and while she was set to be temporary, women pressured Mayor Bill de Blasio to keep her around. So he extended her stay on Wall Street for another 11 months.

However, another city sculptor doesn’t like “Fearless Girl” at all. In fact, sculptor Alex Gardega says she “has nothing to do with feminism, and it is disrespect to the artist that made the bull. That bull had integrity.”

So he added his own artistic contribution: a sculpture of a dog peeing on Fearless Girl’s leg. It’s a poorly-executed sculpture, and Gardega said he intentionally made it “crappy” to “downgrade the statue, exactly how the girl is a downgrade on the bull.”

Oh, the outrage by feminists! You would’ve thought that some He-Man Woman-Hater had desecrated the grave of Margaret Sanger, their patron saint.

This is Alex Gardega, the man who added 'pissing dog' next to 'Fearless Girl'

This is a misogynistic display regardless of what he says. pic.twitter.com/kr7IgSbmpX

— Red T Raccoon (@RedTRaccoon) May 30, 2017

And this:

Seething over Alex Gardega's intimidated alpha male response to "Fearless Girl". https://t.co/XR6XN4zdFW

— Aimee Lynn (@aimlynnn) May 30, 2017

But hold on! Remember how the art world treated this iconic woman? With her breast made of elephant dung? And flying genitals surrounding her?

Where were feminists when The Holy Virgin of Mary hung in Brooklyn Museum in 1999? Did any of them point out that Mary was a significant woman in history? Did they care that Christians revere her?

Not a chance. In fact, this piece of crap “art” sold for $4.6 million two years ago in London.

But back to the pissing pug.

I’m no artist, but I think if Gardega really wanted to capture the audacity of a pug, he should’ve modeled his sculpture on this guy:

Now that little dude has some mad skills. Do you think that maybe — just maybe —  if Gardega sculpted his pug doing a handstand pee that feminists might have cracked even the smallest smile?

Not a chance.