Despite all the cackling that Kamala Harris has done, 2022 has not provided any yucks. When you consider that Vladimir Putin and Joe Biden are thermonuclear annihilation checkers in Ukraine, there is nothing to laugh about. Elon Musk, genius, has come up with the perfect plan. He has challenged Putin to “single combat” and the winner takes Ukraine. Pay Per View, please.

I am not a fan of Tesla, or any “electric” car because those cars are so bad for the environment, but I love SpaceX. In the craptacular two years that have been the scandemic, Mr. Musk has come into his own through Twitter. For those of you who don’t like the Twitter sewer, you just have to look. There is gold in them thar tweets. Tweets like this one from Elon Musk:

I hereby challenge
Владимир Путин
to single combat

Stakes are Україна

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 14, 2022

Elon Musk challenges Vladimir Putin to single combat. Stakes are Ukraine. Yes, please and it must be Pay Per View. Obi-Wan Kenobi v. Darth Vader. Neo v. Agent Smith. David v. Goliath. Musk v. Putin.

Keep in mind that the people of Ukraine are able to follow the tweets only because of Musk’s shipments of terminals for his Starlink satellites to Ukraine.

The head of Russian Space Agency tweeted back to Musk:

The tweet prompted a nearly immediate response from the head of the Russian space agency, Roscosmos, who has traded wars of words with Musk in the past.

“You, little devil, are still young,” Dmitry Rogozin, director general of Roscosmos since 2018, wrote. “Compete with me weakling; It would only be a waste of time. Overtake my brother first.”

Nyet. On paper, Elon Musk v. Vladimir Putin doesn’t look like a great fight:

– Musk is 50 years of age
Putin is 69

– Musk is 5′ 11″
Putin is 5′ 7″

– Musk has nine children
Putin has two acknowledged children and possibly four more. Not germane, but it is interesting.

– Musk – “In terms of fitness, Musk confessed to Joe Rogan, “I wouldn’t exercise at all if I could,” although he does spend some time lifting weights and running on the treadmill while watching TV. He also dabbles in Taekwondo, karate, judo and Brazilian jiu-jitsu.”

Putin swims laps for about two hours and then lifts weights in the gym.

Putin is a KJB agent. Not was, is. He will fight dirty. That’s all he knows.

Elon Musk is a genius and a prolific procreator of many things. He will out-think Putin.

Jill Bearup, who is a stage fighter and sword girl, doesn’t think this fight will happen. Spoil sport.

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/YF_4qf4ZXpY

Yes, she is a spoil sport. It doesn’t matter that Elon Musk is not a citizen of Ukraine. The Ukraine is welcoming everyone. And, she is wrong about duels. They are not illegal everywhere. Jurisdiction is important.

Wars are generally started by rich people and fought by the poor. It would be cosmic justice to have two rich men fight over land for a change. As the Mother of an Army officer and the Aunt of two NCO’s, I would sincerely appreciate it. So, would most of the parents of the world.

The most important thing here is mocking Putin if not actually beating him in a modern gladiator arena. We will give the Vice Prime Minister of Ukraine the last word on that.

We can send him to Jupiter, just in case: https://t.co/0NShQYIuGM

— Mykhailo Fedorov (@FedorovMykhailo) March 14, 2022

I would watch that on Pay Per View too.

Featured Image: Jens Vermeersch/Flickr.com/cropped/Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 2.0 Generic (CC BY-NC-ND 2.0)