I know this will break your pea-pickin’ hearts to hear. The Chinese Communist Party (CCP) is whining because there are protests outside of the China Embassy in Washington, D.C.. State media in China has asked the United States Government to step in and stop the “anti-China thugs”. I hope that all of you are laughing as hard as I am at the thought of the government in China whimpering. There are so many reasons to laugh, cry and get angry.

We know China has her knickers in a wad, because they tweeted and did a Tic Tok about it and Fox News Channel reported it. The tweet:

反华不法分子滋扰中国驻美使馆。使馆发言人：已多次向美方提出严正交涉，但上述反华不法分子的行为迄未被制止，反而愈加猖狂。中方要求美方切实履行《维也纳外交关系公约》，采取有效措施保护中国驻美使馆及人员尊严与安全。 pic.twitter.com/DncqccC6BO

— Zhang Heqing张和清 (@zhang_heqing) August 20, 2022

Translated from Mandarin by Google:

Anti-China lawbreakers harass the Chinese embassy in the United States. Embassy Spokesperson: We have lodged solemn representations with the U.S. many times, but the above-mentioned anti-China criminals have not been stopped, but have become more rampant. China requires the US to earnestly implement the Vienna Convention on Diplomatic Relations and take effective measures to protect the dignity and safety of the Chinese embassy and its personnel in the US.

Wah, wah, wah, wah. I believe China is relying on Article 22, Section 2 of the Vienna Convention on Diplomatic Relations:

Article 22
1.The premises of the mission shall be inviolable. The agents of the receiving State may not enter
them, except with the consent of the head of the mission.
2.The receiving State is under a special duty to take all appropriate steps to protect the premises
of the mission against any intrusion or damage and to prevent any disturbance of the peace of the
mission or impairment of its dignity.
3.The premises of the mission, their furnishings and other property thereon and the means of
transport of the mission shall be immune from search, requisition, attachment or execution.

I laugh at the state media in China. We think our politicians lack self-awareness. Joe Biden, a wholly-owned subsidiary of China, Inc., is selling our Strategic Oil Reserves to China. Ten days ago, Nancy Pelosi said that China was one of the freest societies in the world. No wonder the CCP thinks we give a fat rat’s backside what they think. They may be prostiticians, but the American people see China for what it is. When the anti-China thugs are on American soil, they can protest till the tigers come home. Someone threw a bottle over the fence of the Embassy in June, but for the last decade, at least, the protesters have not stepped on the Chinese property. If Biden and Pelosi are going to approve of protestors threatening our Supreme Court Justices, they won’t do anything unless China threatens them.

I get angry at our corporations. Capitalism is not prostitution or born of amorality. The big companies that do business in China have no understanding of that at all. Back in March, Nina wrote about how Disney loves China, but doesn’t think much of U.S. parents’ rights. Read her post here. It has been well known for years that Hollywood alters movies at the behest of the CCP, but doesn’t care if a movie offends U.S. audiences. And, then there is the NBA:

China is clearly the strong partner in that relationship. The NBA and at least 25 other kowtowing corporations know they will lose a lucrative and growing market if the CCP gets peevish with them.

Finally, I cry for the citizens. I cry for the Uighurs. I cry for the beautiful Chinese culture. The real thugs are Xi Jinping and the party members who repress speech and thought and LIFE. I cry for those held in camps who are killed for their organs.

China would destroy the United States in a nano-second or will if we don’t wake up. So, forgive me if I laugh at the Chinese for complaining about protests outside the embassy. Bwa ha ha.

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