On Sunday, we discussed the new Clinton tell-all book—penned by a former Secret Service agent tasked with providing security to the former president and Mrs. Clinton—due for release this month, mere weeks before the Democrat convention in July where the party’s nominee will be selected. And following today’s California primary, it’s likely—barring an upset by the geriatric gadfly, Bernie Sanders—Hillary Rodham Clinton will clinch same (she’s already secured the delegates). But as we noted on Sunday, nothing Mrs. Clinton does that’s newsworthy is ever positive. And leading up to today’s likely decisive primary is no different. Here are, in no particular order, the top five issues dogging She Who Would Be Queen (if it weren’t for a pesky Socialist clinging to her pantsuit-tails) this week:

1. Bernie Sanders’ brother, Larry, said this about Hillary: “What she’s done is really despicable.”

Now I imagine if you know anything at all about the sordid history of the Clintons, you’re nodding your head in agreement. But what the Other Mr. Sanders makes mention to is not her bullying of women in blue dresses. Nor is it the fact that she endangered national security, and worse, by intentionally setting up a private server in her home to thwart FOIA. No, it’s that she’s not Socialist enough for the wannabe Hugo Chavezes. Take a listen:

Sigh. Those of us paying attention for the past seven and a half long years know that ObamaCare was never meant to work. It was meant to fail, just like it’s doing, in order to usher in single payer. And thus solidify central control of our healthcare. Just what we need, right? Wrong.

2. Wannabe First Dude’s (I refuse to label him a “gentleman”) brother was arrested for DUI.

Yes. Again. In of all places, Southern California. Two days before the primary. In 2001, Roger Clinton was arrested for DUI, then that same year, the former president pardoned his half-brother on a drug charge. How convenient. Seems the Clintons have a history of corrupt behavior going back decades. But you knew that, right? Here’s ‘ol Rog in all his, uh….mug shot glory:

The proverbial apple doesn’t fall far from the tree in this family. Seems being a Black Sheep is the norm rather than the exception. Congrats, Bill, you’re not the only waste of oxygen dangling from your Family Tree.

3. Speaking of rotten apples, the Clintons have enlisted their offspring to campaign for Hillary in New Jersey.

Chelsea’s making waves in New Jersey ahead of its primary. But not in a good way. Why? Because, reportedly, she’s hanging with Senator Bob Menendez, under scrutiny for taking bribes in return for political favors. Oh, wait, never mind. Par for the course for the Clintons. The words “Clinton” and “Foundation” come to mind. Carry on, Chelsea.

4. Hillary is afraid of the press.

Is it any wonder that a woman who can’t speak without lying would be leery of gabbing with a fact-checking press? She hasn’t answered a single question from reporters in over a month. Meanwhile, The Queen of Press Dodging spent an average of just five minutes at the press conferences she has held. Here’s Her Highness yesterday in Compton, California, ahead of today’s primary. No, she wasn’t asked one question about the email scandal, but rather a flurry of breathless inquiries about her gender:

.@ABCLiz provides this helpful list of all the Q&As w/ reporters HRC has done this year. Nine total. Average 5 min. pic.twitter.com/6IK9C9W4JU

— Dan Merica (@danmericaCNN) June 5, 2016

Seems she’s nearly as “transparent” as her former boss.

5. And finally, that pesky book.

As of Monday morning, the buzz about former secret service agent Gary J. Byrne‘s tell-all book had social media all atwitter. Story after story about the character, or lack thereof, of Mrs. Clinton was creeping across the blogosphere. In excerpts from the book, episodes ranging from disrespectful treatment of secret service agents to physical abuse of her husband are said to be documented. And it’s highly likely that anyone who watches cable news will hear at least some mention of this tome accompanied by a cringe-worthy narrative or two of the corruptocrats known as the Clintons. Too bad Other Mr. Sanders doesn’t find her behavior and track-record as SecState despicable, rather than her refusal to lobby for single-payer healthcare. Not to worry, though, Sanders Bros, she’ll get around to it as soon as she finishes lying herself into our White House. Woof woof:

https://vine.co/v/irVwuU5jqFT

Hillary Clinton becomes the Democratic Party's presumptive presidential nominee. https://t.co/40Jz20OX1q pic.twitter.com/nY2loMiOZq

— AP Politics (@AP_Politics) June 7, 2016

But not so fast. Worries over voter turnout could make Bernie a happy man come later this evening (if he’s still awake):

This is not welcome news to many inside HRC's world who were worried a call will depress turnout in CA and NJ. https://t.co/WdwX8JfJAx

— Dan Merica (@danmericaCNN) June 7, 2016

Meh. With gobs of SuperDelegates tucked securely in her overpriced handbag, why even bother counting the votes?

So there you have it. This week’s top five issues dogging Mrs. Clinton heading into the California Primary. If you’re anything like me, you’re utterly sick of this woman and her philandering husband, and couldn’t think of two less desirable occupants to hold the highest office in the land. But then, the GOP side has its version of Hillary, only without the albatross that is Benghazi hanging around his neck like a stinking, rotting carp. What a dreadful predicament we find ourselves in this election cycle.