This title is only slightly misleading. Author Stephen King hates on President Donald Trump and Republicans based on some tweets he has sent in the last few days. Since he is a citizen of the United States of America, King is entitled to tweet his opinions all day long.

I would caution him, though, that people to the right of Representative Maxine Waters (Demented – CA) buy books also. What is this tweet that caught the attention of your humble typist?

Stephen King has a well known dislike for Mr. Trump. The Huffington Post reported last September that “Stephen King Has A Chilling Diagnosis For Donald Trump’s Mind”:

On Sunday, Trump retweeted a GIF that was doctored to make it seem like he had hit a golf ball at Hillary Clinton and knocked her over. It wasn’t lost on King that Trump retweeted a user named “Fuctupmind.”

The horror master wrote:
Trump thinks hitting a woman with a golf ball and knocking her down is funny. Myself, I think it indicates a severely fucked-up mind.

I must be effed up too. I thought it was funny.

Normally, I wouldn’t have seen Mr. King’s pre-State of the Union Address tweet, but two liberal friends posted it to Facebook, like what Stephen King thinks is gonna make some light go on over my head. Not. Just for kicks and giggles let’s pick apart the King SOTU tweet.

1. Trump is Narcissistic – Abso-freaking-lutely. Can you imagine running for President of the United States and not being a narcissist? Donald J. Trump has an ego the size of Russia (bwa ha ha, I had to do it). Former President Barack Obama used the personal pronouns I, me or my four times as much in his 2010 SOTU speech as Trump did last night. You say to-may-to. I say to-mah-to.

2. Bad-Tempered – Maybe. I don’t know. Mr. King may have personal knowledge of Mr. Trump’s temper. We have had bad-tempered Presidents before. This article from Kick Node in 2008 discusses Presidential bad tempers. It lists among others: Nixon, Johnson and Truman. Maybe bad-tempered is another Presidential trait.

3. Lazy – Donald Trump is a builder. I have never met a lazy builder.

4. Unprepared – Highly likely. Kennedy was unprepared. Nixon was unprepared. Obama was unprepared. There is not a POTUS University. Even being the Veep does not prepare one. Doing the job everyday is the only way. Trump made some YUUUUGE mistakes early in his Presidency. No one died or got nuked like his detractors predicted.

Mr. King, himself, sent out some unfortunate tweets this week. I am sure he wishes he had not sent this:

And, of course, the non-apology apology:

5. Sexual Predator – Are we back to the “pussy” comment? Oof. First of all, Trump didn’t say he did grab women that way. He said he could. I say a lot of things that I don’t do. The comment was made a decade ago. Or, are we thinking about the Miss U.S.A. pageant stuff. You can read an article about one of the contestants here. I would say sexually aggressive. Sexual predator is defined as:

Obeying to the sole urge of discharging himself, the sexual predator erroneously thinks he can build self-confidence by having sex with unwilling girls, as opposed to the playboy who, for no reason known to men, keeps attracting voluptuous creatures.

Lost the Popular Vote – Stephen King, I am quite sure, is better educated and more widely read than I am. I am at a loss to figure out how he has never heard of The Constitution of the United States of America. This amazing document lays out how our Constitutional Republic runs. We kinda have this thing called the Electoral College. Winning the popular vote ain’t shit. You have to win the state electors. Interestingly, to me anyway, is how local the Presidential election is. It is almost block by block and neighborhood by neighbor. Gee, Stephen, I guess Hillary should have campaigned in Wisconsin.

The 2016 election is over. I moved on in 1993 and 2009. Liberals are like children throwing a tantrum. Maybe Mr. King needs a nap and a juice box for the next seven years. Bwa ha ha ha ha.