As we ramp up to Inauguration Day, there will be one familiar face that is not in the crowd. By this point, you’ve already guessed that face is Michelle Obama.

I mean, we’re not surprised. After all, Monday is probably going to be a day when Michelle Obama is “not proud to be an American“. But, is she ever “proud to be an American”? Mrs. O also skipped out on Jimmy Carter’s funeral, though that was for a different reason. “She was on extended vacay in Hawaii“, so they say.

Here she is, Michelle Obama-a woman who has been on permanent luxury vacations since her husband got elected to The White House. Michelle Obama has become quite adept at being a professional grifter and lady of leisure who can go on vacations and HAS gone on vacations at any point in time in her life…but she misses a former (Democrat) President’s funeral? Like, she can’t jet back and pick up on where she left off on her vacation? I would say that something stinks like an angry black woman not wanting to be anywhere near Donald Trump.

Yet, those who think the former, angry First Lady walks on water will defend Michelle Obama’s juvenile and petty behavior. “She’s not a phony“, they say. “She just can’t plaster a smile on her face for someone she fundamentally believes is a threat to American democracy”.

There’s no overstating her feelings about [Trump]. She’s not one to plaster on a pleasant face and pretend for protocol’s sake.

Michelle doesn’t do anything because it’s expected or it’s protocol or it’s tradition. She would be expected to swallow her feelings in the spotlight if she attended his second inauguration.”-People

She keeps it real like that. When they go low…

What happened to that “We go high” speech?

— WizardRonin (@WizardsOGL) January 16, 2025

Media outlets will try to push the “ain’t no phony” narrative for both Michelle Obama and, yes, Nancy Pelosi who also won’t be in attendance on Monday. To be fair, she’s had hip surgery and may be laid up with some valium and vodka that day. When we “go low”, Nancy “gets high”.

Good, he skipped Biden’s

— Trump on Doody (@gaweatherboy) January 16, 2025

So happy the X Peanut Gallery pointed this out.

Yes, the Trumps DID skip Biden’s Inauguration. Would YOU walk into hostile territory and attend an event where you, and your family, are sitting around a bunch of people who want you dead for “causing an insurrection“? Donald Trump had a target on his back for his entire first presidency and post January 6th, 2021. Donald Trump had a target on his back at his OWN rallies. Unless security detail was willing to Pope Donald Trump up behind bulletproof plexiglass on Inauguration Day 2021, I can see why the former president, and his family, skipped the event-whether it was right or wrong to do so.

And yes, Melania Trump skipped afternoon tea with Jill Biden. If I were Melania, I would skip tea with that wretched old hag, too. If you had haters calling you a dumb, glorified trophy-wife, gold-digging call girl-escort the whole time you were First Lady of The United States, to include those in office, you might just cut out all of the pretenses as well. Let’s not even talk about the horrific things both the media and the left said about her son, who is on the spectrum.

But, to skip an Inauguration when a fair number of Americans have put you on a pedestal and raised you up? To skip an Inauguration when you have basically been told that you can do no wrong and YOU are the moral superiors (and you tell Americans the same thing)? To skip an Inauguration when you say that you LOVE the American people so much? I’m not buying this BS.

I never thought I’d see the day where I would say Kid Rock had more class than someone but here it is.

I kind of like it, I’m not gonna lie. I’m a little bit beyond not caring. I’m like, ‘Good. Don’t come.’ You know, seriously. You’re out there endorsing that he’s a Hitler, misogynistic type, so, stay home. No one wants to see you. You shouldn’t come. I’m glad you skipped the Carter funeral so you didn’t have to sit next to him-maybe, we don’t know. I don’t mind not seeing you at the Inauguration. Not only does she hate Trump, she doesn’t think much of America, so she can sit this one out. No one’s gonna miss her. She’s already getting plauded by people like Joy Reid which tells you exactly what you need to know about how to feel about this issue. Um, and listen, the Obamas are yesterday’s news. No one cares about them anymore. They did everything in their power to defeat Trump both times and they lost. Right, in ’16 when they really put it on the line and again this time around. No one listened to them. They’re as irrelevant as JLo now, in their political opinions about who should be president. They can’t sway anybody who’s sway-able.”-Megyn Kelly

Inauguration Day, 2025 could be the end of a very dark chapter in our history. Honestly, I am happy some of the ones who contributed to this darkness will not be showing their faces.

Stay in Martha’s Vineyard, Michelle. Count your millions or go shopping for another ugly dress with the millions you’ve raked in from this horrific, Capitalist society that you absolutely loathe with every fiber of your being.

We can’t pretend, either. You won’t be missed. Stay Classy, Michelle.

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