Karine Jean-Pierre (KJP) says the darnedest things. We would say it was for comedic relief but we here at Victory Girls know better.

Take this claim KJP made just yesterday. While blaming the GOP on our woes at the southern border, KJP claimed that (in between naps), Joe Biden worked on border security since “day one”.

In fact, Biden has taken this issue “very seriously” since the very first day in office. Yep. So seriously, he put that cackling hyena of a Vice President in charge of the issue. What did she do? Nothing. But, I’m sure in the delusional world of White House Press Secretary, KJP, Kamala Harris took border security very seriously as well.

Serious, serious business, says KJP.

The president is coming forward and trying to come up with solutions. But the difference here is that you have Republicans, as you know, who are doing political stunts. And, you know, and we’ve called that out over and over and over again.”-Karine Jean Pierre

Republicans, as we know, doing political stunts? And, you know, these stunts, like sending migrants to Martha’s Vineyard, have taken away so much from the intense attention this administration has be focusing on border security. How dare the Republicans point out the horrible job this administration has been doing at securing our borders! If Republicans would stop “stunting”, perhaps the world will see that the president is “coming forward and trying to come up with solutions”. Was he doing this on his week-long vacation in the U.S. Virgin Islands?

According to KJP, Joe Biden has taken border security seriously “from day one”. Which is perhaps why the senile, beady-eyed nincompoop signed an executive order regarding the southern border, which was to stop construction of Trump’s wall on his first day in office. Let’s also not forget the other executive order Biden signed, fortifying protections for “Dreamers,” or young immigrants brought to the country as children after former President Donald Trump tried to terminate the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals, or DACA. He told immigrants in 2019, “you should come” and then, when the border flooded, after he was elected, he took a break from his Matlock marathon in his basement long enough to say,”don’t come over.”

So, yeah. I guess he’s been coming forward since “day one”, hard at work.

They call what Biden's doing at the border, "work". Good thing we don't rely on his productivity.

— 🇺🇸Frank🇺🇸 (@Gr8tPappa) December 16, 2022

KJP says ol’ Joe took things seriously from “day one”. Which is why, from “day one“, Joe Biden still has not visited the southern U.S. border, we suppose.

Isn't kjp a joke. She speaks for the king of gaslighting. If he's been working on border security since day one he doesn't know which country he's in

— Jane (@JaneFreeThinker) January 3, 2023

He probably doesn’t.

To understand how absolutely absurd KJP’s answer to this question is, we have to first, understand the question. The question was posed by Peter Doocy who asked, “whether anyone at the White House thinks the southern border is secure.” This question was then rephrased to KJP as, “But roughly 7,000 migrants crossing everyday illegally. Does the White House think the border is secure?”

C’mon, man. The “Big Guy” had this situation under control since “day one”, according to KJP:

I just said it moments ago. He’s willing to work with Republicans. He’s willing to work with Democrats. He’s willing to work with Independents to work on this issue, to move forward with his comprehensive plan that he put forward on day one of his administration.”-Karine Jean Pierre

Actually, he wasn’t willing to work with Republicans from “day one”, Karine. Not even close. Which is why the executive orders. But, in truth, (A word KJP is very unfamiliar with), the question posed by Mr. Doocy has gone unanswered once again. “He’s been working from day one”, does not answer the question of whether or not the White House believes the border is secure. In reality, this is a simple “yes” or “no” question.

Biden is taking this very seriously. He has from day one. Let’s play a game. Read the headline and answer the question:

Border patrol agents find three gallons of liquid fentanyl at a border checkpoint in Texas

Question: Does the White House think the border is secure?

Arizona border agents seize 1.5 million fentanyl pills in a single week

Question: Does the White House think the border is secure?

Nogales port seizes 500,000 fentanyl pills in one weekend

Question: Does the White House think the border is secure?

ICE announces ‘record-breaking’ fentanyl and meth seizure at California port

Question: Does the White House think the border is secure?

Mexican police make massive bust of US-bound fentanyl in hidden in coconuts

Question: Does the White House think the border is secure?

California Fentanyl seizure could have killed the entire country

Question: Does the White House think the border is secure?

I know, Karine. If only those Republicans would stop stunting! Seriously. How KJP rests her head on a pillow at night spewing her lies about how much her boss and his feckless administration is doing to secure the border while kids are dying from rainbow fentanyl is downright disgusting. Let’s play another game, shall we? Fill in the blanks here:

Joe Biden has been working on (fill in your answer here) since day one.

I can only imagine the answers. Trying to stay awake, trying not to poop his pants, royally screwing up our economy and dividing our country? All viable answers. Securing our border? Not likely, KJP.

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