I’ve got a really bad feeling about this debate. The first 2024 Presidential Debate is planned for next Thursday, June 27, 2024. Spidey senses are tingling, hairs standing up on my neck. It’s not just that the debate is on CNN with Dana Bash and Jake Tapper as moderators. The debate is all kinds of messed up with no audience and a mute button. Then, yesterday Biden’s team won the coin toss and picked podium choice over the last word. My body is in the flight or fight mode.

I have felt like Cassandra of Troy for the last four years. I have been having bad visions for four years and nobody believes me. Donald Trump can’t win. Don’t get your knickers in a knot, neither can Ron DeSantis. The Democrats own and control all of the levers. Joe Biden is going to win in November. It’s done, it’s fixed and nothing proves it more than the podium pick by the Biden Team.

From the New York Times:

Former President Donald J. Trump will get the final word in CNN’s presidential debate next week, after losing a coin toss to President Biden’s campaign.

The coin flip gave Mr. Biden the option between picking which podium he wants or deciding the order of closing statements. Mr. Biden opted for the podium: he will appear on the right side of viewers’ screens.

In their two debates during the 2020 election, Mr. Biden appeared in the same position — to the left of Mr. Trump, and on viewers’ right.

Mr. Biden’s campaign did not immediately provide a comment about why he wanted to choose podium placement over speaking order, or why he prefers that placement.

Pfft! The Biden folks don’t owe an answer to some scribbler for the New York Times. Times writers transcribe orders from the Bidenites. Times writers don’t ask questions, fool.

It’ was just four days ago when Victory Girls’ own Carol told you about these bizarre rules for the debate:

The rules for the first debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden have been revealed. Some people are not happy about it, but does it really matter?

In just a few days, we will see Donald Trump vs Joe Biden on a stage, with no audience; neither man will give opening statements, and Jake Tapper/Dana Bash from CNN will be the moderators.

There are questions about why Trump quickly agreed to these slanted-in-Joe’ s-favor debate rules. But Trump told us why he accepted the rules—because they thought he wouldn’t accept.

Surprise! This is what confidence looks like. One could also argue that it is easy for Trump to be confident when he is debating an old man who doesn’t know where he is half the time, slurs his speech, and has now turned into a slow-motion robotic shell of a man. Those are some powerful drugs that Joe Biden must be on.

Trump’s very confident and I am here for it. The entire Democrat Media Industrial Complex has had their collective boots on his throat for years and he has thrived despite of them and WITHOUT the help of the Republican establishment. Podium choice and last word don’t mean shite. Trump will be debating Jake Tapper and Dana Bash, just as he debated Joe Biden and Chris Wallace three years ago. Memba?

Podium smodium. It doesn’t matter. Joe Biden is barely sentient. When I watch Joe Biden I think of the Dead Parrot Sketch from Monty Python:

C: Now that’s what I call a dead parrot.

O: No, no…..No, ‘e’s stunned!

C: STUNNED?!?

O: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin’ up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major.

C: Um…now look…now look, mate, I’ve definitely ‘ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not ‘alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein’ tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.

O: Well, he’s…he’s, ah…probably pining for the fjords.

C: PININ’ for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got ‘im home?

O: The Norwegian Blue prefers kippin’ on it’s back! Remarkable bird, id’nit, squire? Lovely plumage!

C: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.

(pause)

O: Well, o’course it was nailed there! If I hadn’t nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent ’em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee!

C: “VOOM”?!? Mate, this bird wouldn’t “voom” if you put four million volts through it! ‘E’s bleedin’ demised!

They’ve got Joe in Delaware putting four million volts through him, he still won’t VOOM, but no matter. It’s all planned out. The way people like Jake Tapper denigrate Trump and anyone who is MAGA they can’t let US win again.

Dead parrot at the podium pooping his pants and winning.

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