When Straws Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Straws

When Straws Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Straws

When Straws Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Straws

Ah, California! So busy trying to keep all manner of criminals out of prison or jail when the victims are human. Yet still finding time to outlaw any item that assaults Mother Gaia. Like plastic straws.

The city of Santa Barbara has passed an ordinance that will allow restaurant employees to be punished with up to six months of jail time or a $1,000 fine for giving plastic straws to their customers.

Isn’t that special?

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  • Scott says:

    Dammit! On that news alone, a thousand more californians just moved to Colorado, and will now help to make this state just as bad as the one they left….

  • Skid Marx says:

    When glorious socialist utopias are outlawed only overrated overrpriced failed socialist shitholes will remain.

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