Tim Walz does not want or see the need for the National Guard to be deployed to Minneapolis. Despite the uptick in carjackings and homicides in January of 2025, crime, like in every large city, crime “is down“.

In fact, Tim Walz thinks Trump deploying the National Guard to Minnesota is “stooopid”. At least, that’s what he told Jen Psaki on MSNBC yesterday.

But I’ll tell you what doesn’t make people feel safe. A tank next to Chipotle. It’s stupid. And it’s for the cameras and it’s, you know, you can get into the legal aspect of ‘posse comitatus’, but it’s foundational.

So I keep saying, where are the, don’t tread on me people?”-Tim Walz

Posse comitatus. Two big words for the buffoon. But, come on, where are the “Don’t Tread On Me” people, Timmy? We were being tread on and, we’re sick and tired of it. Keep in mind, this gibberish was coming out of the mouth of a man who did absolutely nothing while Minneapolis burned to the ground in 2020. He sat in the Governor’s Mansion with his wife who opened the windows to smell the burning urban landscape because it was a touchstone of what was happening. I know, saying Walz did nothing is not completely true. He did enforce curfew during that tumultuous touchstone of a time with paintball pellets.

Tim Walz knows all about what makes Americans feel safer and a “tank next to a Chipotle” isn’t it.

Is he wanting people to pick up arms? Is that what he’s saying?

— Just Jenn (@ZoeLightly) September 17, 2025

As long as they don’t pick up arms like he did. Sheesh.

I know what doesn't make @GovTimWalz feel safe, going to a war zone with his troops.

— Steve _J (@SteveJacob28883) September 17, 2025

No room to talk. Unless it’s with Peppermint Patty on MSNBC. They will give this clown the floor to do his wacky, wild, inflatable, white-guy, dad dance.

What makes people “feel safe”? Tampons in boys’ school bathrooms in the name of “menstrual equity”. The great governor of Minnesota wants all school kids to feel safe in their delusions and the lies educators, school psychs and even their parents feed to them. This small gesture tells people that this governor cares about the next generation that has become so damn confused and miserable, they are inscribing bullet casings and shooting people they don’t like. But a tank next to a Chipotle? Not healthy for our democracy. All for the cameras, he says. All posturing. Democrats would never posture. Ever.

Why a Chipotle? Why not a Target? AT least, then, a delusional, tampon-experimenting boy could feel safe walking in and walking out with his tucking swimsuit?

Tim Walz thinks he’s funny when he paints the picture of tanks next to a Chipotle, by golly. I honestly wouldn’t care if I had to walk past a tank on my way into an establishment for a burrito bowl with a skimpy serving of barbacoa. Maybe a thug gets a little more than extra guac on their burrito after walking out. My bets, in all honesty, are on the thugs going elsewhere for their “Mexican food” fix but a hypothetical tank pulling up next to an establishment that serves up over-priced chips and salsa would be a statement that even Walz could not comprehend. He’s saying it’s “all for the cameras”. If it is, then the tank is an epic troll on Trump’s part to the gentrified-neighborhood and suburban Democrats who voted for the very policies that brought on the crime in their cities and states. They voted for the Mayor, the district representatives and the Governor (ahem) who did absolutely nothing to improve their lives and the lives of their neighbors. It’s not stupid. It’s flat-out embarrassing. And they, Mr. Walz included, are the embarrassment.

Speaking of feeling safe, we all feel 100% safer knowing he and Harris will never be POTUS and veep.

— Old_Milwaukee_Light (@ShortedTriac) September 17, 2025

It sounds as if most Minnesota residents would be just fine if a tank were to pull up next to a Chipotle. They’ll take it for now as a “W”. A bonus would be voting this death-wishing dullard out completely.

For real.

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