If you’re looking for some Sunday morning comedy, look no further than failed VP candidate, Tampon Tim Walz.

Walz took to the Helena, Montana fairgrounds last week to discuss the plethora of ways the 2024 campaign went wrong. In a nutshell: they played things too safe.

We shouldn’t have been playing this thing so safe. I think we probably should have just rolled the dice and done the town halls, where [voters] may say, ‘you’re full of shit, I don’t believe in you.’”. I think there could have been more of that.”-Tim Walz

He then channels “Coach Walz”:

We, as a party, are more cautious in engaging the media, both mainstream and non-traditional, Walz said. And during the 2024 campaign. In football parlance, we were in a prevent defense to not lose when we never had anything to lose because I don’t think we were ever ahead.”-Tim Walz

Let’s think about WHY y’all were in a “prevent defense”, Timmy. Perhaps because your running mate could not speak on policy without turning sentences into meaningless word salads. Yeah, the Democratic Party “played it safe”. They knew exactly what and who they were working with: a weak ticket and yes, Kamala Harris and Tim Walz. A Presidential Candidate wh had no business being a presidential candidate and a duty-dodging buffoon who throws tampons into little boys’ bathrooms.

In truth, letting these two speak in public for the short amount of time that they did was a big enough risk. We all saw what happened when Tim Walz took to the stage with JD Vance at the Vice Presidential debate:

Walz does take some responsibility of being on the failed Democrat ticket. Yet some feel that there should have been more Walz and less Kamala:

The world seemed to want more Tim Walz, and there were times when I wish they could’ve gotten more Tim Walz.”-Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison

Not enough jazz hands, in my opinion.

— mtbsf6 (@mtbsf6) March 9, 2025

…or Chris Farley dance moves on stage.

I’m staying on the playing field to try and help because we have to win. And I will always say this, I will do everything in my power [to help], and as I said, with the vice presidency, if that was me, then I’ll do the job.”-Tim Walz

Staying on “the playing field”. Too bad Tampon Tim didn’t feel the same way about his military service.

It gives us pause to think about the “risks” the Harris/Walz campaign should have taken. Maybe they should have done more town halls in border towns. Perhaps, one (or both) of them should have shown up at a few local School Board meetings where angry parents protested DEI and allowing boys to play in girls’ sports. Maybe Kamala’s aides shouldn’t have abruptly ended the Fox News interview. Maybe calling JD Vance “weird and creepy as hell” was not a good look coming from a guy who, I repeat, put tampons in boys’ bathrooms.

And, speaking of “weird and creepy as hell”, let’s also look at other factors that were brought into the mix-Gwen Walz and Doug Emhoff. In our opinion, the Democrats took a YUGE risk putting these two nutcases into the limelight of the election cycle. Gwen Walz loved the smell of a city burning and Doug Emhoff, the seemingly emasculated Second Gentleman loves to impregnate nannies and beat the hell out of women. Stellar role models, there.

Yet, according to the (forever delusional) Tim Walz, the Democrat Party should have taken more risks in the 2024 election cycle. $1.4 billion dollars was not enough to make a dent. Tim Walz, smartypants that he is, is now just realizing that he and Kamala could not win an election cycle on pure joy, and vibes and more joy and cackles and wacky dance moves (gag) alone. There had to be some substance to the campaign. Still, the strategists on the left are that delusional:

In the shortest presidential campaign in modern history, Vice President Harris and Governor Walz put forward a vision of the future that prioritized the health, safety and prosperity of the American people. She is proud to have chosen Governor Walz as her running mate and earned the vote of 75 million Americans.”-Kamala Harris Campaign Adviser

Let’s not talk about Walz’s creepy love affair with China, the faux pheasant hunts, the video of him tugging forcefully and angrily on his autistic son’s arm and the footage of him skipping out on paying a bill for coffee in Phoenix. Those are some of the candid moments that were not scrubbed that we DID see.

Imagine a campaign with more Harris/Walz town halls:

I wish they would've 'taken more risks' last year.

Trump would've won by a much larger margin.

— Matt Paulus (@mdpaulus) March 8, 2025

I admit. It may have been fun watching Kamala swig off a bottle of Chardonnay at a town hall. But, in the end, the American people have spoken, Mr. Walz- and you and Kamala did not need “more town halls” for voters to sound off on the ballot. For the record, most people still think you’re full of sh#t and don’t believe in you.

Featured Image: Office of Governor Tim Walz/Flickr/Public Domain/cropped & edited in Canva Pro