Looks like everybody is a firearms, ethics, law enforcement, and mass shooting expert today. One day after a twisted savage murdered nearly 60 people and wounded more than 500 more, I’ve learned some fascinating things in my conversations with lib-progs. I’m not making light of the tragedy that occurred Sunday, I promise. But I do think it’s appropriate to highlight the crazy in leftist thinking, as they work to politicize the hell out of the massacre to relieve us of our rights.

Did you know, for instance, that only police should have these “assault” weapons meant to kill large numbers of people, and it’s not at all contradictory to participate in mass protests against police brutality and support ungrateful, spoiled NFL millionaires in their degrading virtue signaling?

I also found out today that if you support Americans’ Second Amendment rights, you support criminals and psychos committing massacres. What? You didn’t get the memo?

Also, apparently killing a fetus in utero is a matter of “privacy rights,” but violating doctor/patient privilege and providing mental health information to random government agencies is not. Also, we apparently must implement more gun control “for the children,” but keep the option of killing as many of them as possible through abortion “free” and widely-available.

Did you know that liberals are the kind and tolerant ones? No, really. Only if you are a liberal, a socialist, a Marxist, a communist, or any other kind of statist. Everyone else… yeah, screw you. Hope you die.

Did you know that ONLY government agents need guns? Because Waco, Wounded Knee, My Lai, the Holocaust, Screbrenica, and stuff never happened.

We also need MOAR background checks, because the Vegas shooter passed all background checks.

I also learned that if you believe that owning firearms is a right, but forcing someone to give away their labor and efforts to provide “free” health care is unethical, you’re a NAZI!

And flash suppressors should be illegal because it made it harder to find the shooter. It took police all of 17 minutes to find him and get up to the 32nd floor of the Mandalay Bay hotel. During a packed concert. In all the confusion and panic.

So should sound suppressors, by the way, because taking sound down from around 170 decibels to around 130 decibels will make the shot magically inaudible to human ears and only detectable by dogs.

I also learned that the Bill of Rights apparently doesn’t apply when there’s a tragedy in which someone abuses those rights. So everyone must be deprived of their rights to ensure that criminals obey the law… or something.

I also learned that if I vet my sources well enough and don’t believe all the craptastic piles of “false flag” bovine excrement peddled by the likes of Alex Jones, I’m apparently just not “woke” enough.

And finally, I learned that if your first thought after this tragedy is about the shooter’s religion (he’s probably a Muslim), you’re not even a human being, let alone a decent one. But if you immediately call for gun control and politicize the issue, you’re a caring human being.

Oh, and anyone who disagrees with the left on gun control is a racist.