Sunday Morning Cafe Cocktails

Sunday Morning Cafe Cocktails

Sunday Morning Cafe Cocktails

Mimosa, Bloody Mary, nice flute of champagne — or maybe a favorite tipple in your coffee. Make yourself one and, as Dorothy Parker once said, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.”

Good morning, friends, I’m glad of the extra hour … I needed it to again figure out how the heck to reset the clock on the oven. Super-secret procedure that includes jumping on one foot, chants to demi-god Samsung and a sacrifice of burnt toast. Couple that with waking up to realize Tuesday is only 48 hours away.

So, yes, this is a double-strength Bloody Mary, hot chili rim. Double celery, too. What shall I order for you?

Kira Davis is the *wrong kind* of black woman

Kira Davis isn’t just one of the editors at RedState, but a mom concerned enough to run for a place on the school board of Capistrano Unified School District (Orange County, CA). As someone who grew up behind the Orange Curtain in Brea at the northern end of Orange County, let’s say I’ve been dismayed at the inroads the Left has made there, especially in capturing many of the small, local positions of power — e.g. members of school boards. Her candidacy has certainly brought out the best in local Democrats … heh

Such nice people! Such champions of melanin-enriched females — as long as they genuflect and do as they’re told by their Leftwing betters.

Good luck, Kira! Parents need you!

When you’re a racist hammer …

It was Halloween. For pity’s sake, if the cliched kid’s costume of Peanuts fame …


… tossed on a horse, with pumpkin lights no less, is going to make whole communities feel “unsafe” (excuse me, I can’t keep a straight face over that claim) then let’s just ban the manufacture and sale of white sheets altogether. Can’t be too safe now, can we?

Michael Beschloss needs an intervention

Malignant, stage IV TDS is an ugly thing. Creepy Joe immediately started dismantling and destroying this country after he was installed in January 2021 and, despite the clear evidence of this destruction, you have “historians” like Michael Beschloss engaging in the kind of hysterical, fear porn and conspiracy-mongering usually encountered only in the deep recesses of 4chan or Reddit.

“A historian 50 years from now, if historians are allowed to write in this country and if there are still free publishing houses and a free press, which I’m not certain of,” he said. “But if that is true, a historian will say, what was at stake tonight and this week was the fact whether we will be a democracy in the future, whether our children will be arrested and conceivably killed.”

“We’re on the edge of a brutal authoritarian system, and it could be a week away,”

Overheard: This is Infowars with a much smaller audience.

Democrat desperados

Nancy Pelosi has taken Creepy Joe’s Our Democracy is at stake schtick and doubled down

“I do not know how anybody could say, ‘I care about the planet, I think I’ll vote Republican.” the speaker said. “Oh, really? Oh, really?” (snip)

“There’s no question that the planet is on the ballot.” Pelosi said.

OMG!!! Voting GOP is going to DESTROY THE PLANET!

I don’t know who still seriously listens to the woman who keeps Frisco’s liquor stores in the black, but there’s a whole bunch of local hyenas Dem pols jockeying to fill her Jimmy Choo power pumps.

Caption contest

Sunday with Harris Horchul & Hillary

Oh, come on. I know you have a great caption for this! Please share. Pretty please?


Do enjoy the rest of your Sunday, dears. The first part of the week promises to be ugly before anything gets better. Chin up, chill those flutes and let’s pop open some champagne bottles Tuesday.


featured image, original graphic by Darleen Click

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  • Howy says:

    Caption contest: “Wherever there is injustice, you will find us. Wherever there is suffering, we’ll be there. Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find—.

    The Three Amigos!”

  • GWB says:

    let’s just ban the manufacture and sale of white sheets altogether
    I’d rather ban the idiots who think it’s racist.

    We’re on the edge of a brutal authoritarian system, and it could be a week away,
    What’s so interesting is that he’s absolutely right. Except it’s all projection.
    Oh, and yet, he’s so very wrong. Since the new Congress won’t be seated until January, which is a lot more than a week away.

  • Scott says:

    They say the horse costumes made people feel “unsafe.” .. Those people should NOT be allowed to reproduce.. Of course, we could just eliminate the warning labels on products, and they’d rapidly remove themselves from the gene pool… we need to get out of the way, and let Darwinism take it’s course…

    For the caption, I’m torn between Larry, Daryl, and Daryl, Larry Moe and Curly, and Dumb, Dumber, and Holy Shit!

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