Mimosa, Bloody Mary, nice flute of champagne — or maybe a favorite tipple in your coffee. Make yourself one and join me at our own Algonquin Round Table, the spirit of Dorothy Parker abides.

Happy Sunday, dear friends! Wow, here we are at the first Sunday of June. Kids on vacation, weather warming, and thoughts drift to beaches, picnics and bbqs. The portside never sleeps, I fear. Lots of shenanigans this past week as we are still witnessing in real time the FUBAR of “vote counting” by the cheating Democrats of California. It’s going to be a wild ride come this November. Don’t worry, dears, I’ll be sure to have a fully-stocked bar of the best of adult beverages for us. Let me pass the plates and flutes of bubbly and let’s get to it. L’Chaim!

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Bittersweet

And it isn't like the 70s were some peaceful and prosperous era. Inflation bounced during the decade between 5-11% (yes, 1979 = 11.25% inflation), gas prices more than doubled. My high school's parking lot had a lot of 'muscle cars' when you could pull up to full-serve for 36… https://t.co/zwDyUnEAjC pic.twitter.com/PJ4STksOyQ

— Darleen Click ♦ 🇺🇸 🦅🇺🇸❤️🤍💙🇮🇱 (@darleenclick) May 31, 2026

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Couldn’t happen to a nicer bartender

Islam Conquers AOC: She Wore the Hijab and They Still Talked Right Over Her https://t.co/X1LqHlfqjN pic.twitter.com/qRcabDYvmP

— Flopping Aces (@FloppingAces) May 31, 2026

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The Exit State — where residents look to be FROM …

… not stay.

One of our reporters, who got locked up in a New Jersey jail while documenting the chaos outside Delaney Hall a few nights ago, asked for toilet paper after being in a holding cell for 18 hours.

They told him to use his hand.

Wanna condemn that, @GovSherrillNJ?

— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) June 3, 2026

New Yorkers wanting to flee better look further than the Armpit of America.

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AWFLs are such nice people

A laughing, overconfident, poorly informed history student who can’t define gender identity, yet thinks we should stop the development of children because of their gender identity!

We were interrupted by another woman who tried to destroy my equipment, and then spat on me. pic.twitter.com/jwWIOWCkud

— Billboard Chris 🌎 (@BillboardChris) June 2, 2026

I’d like to just go back to Karens who are annoyed at their neighbor’s trashcans rather than these giggling acolytes of Mengele.

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Judge rules sex offender is allowed to expose himself because he claims to be a woman

I’m not kidding:

🚨READ: An Arlington judge threw out the case against "transgender woman" sex offender Richard Cox who was charged with exposing himself to women and girls in school locker rooms. Now AG Jay Jones is tasked with arguing the case on appeal.https://t.co/CVK0k5wN9R

— Nick Minock (@NickMinock) June 2, 2026

The judge’s core reasoning is that the statute criminalizes “loitering” within 100 feet of schools and child day programs by some convicted sex offenders, but does not define “loitering” or give standards for when it becomes a felony.

This is a significant ruling because it not only found an issue with how the statute was applied to Cox. It says the statute itself is constitutionally defective.

Judicial hubris has its consequences when regular folk decide they’ll get justice one way or another.

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Cos-playing Male gets female’s scholarship

This is the reality. He took a scholarship a girl earned.

So no, it's not "inclusive". It's exclusive to the very women the women's sporting category was created to protect. https://t.co/PkObNJUcid

— Riley Gaines (@Riley_Gaines_) June 5, 2026

I’ll say it again, female sports are not a consolation prize for mediocre male athletes. This is just another example of real-life consequences of transgender ideology.

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Sunday palate cleanser

Omgoodness. The dryer lint is so angry today 😅😻 pic.twitter.com/pAzu7qcSPU

— Catarina Senora Gatita (@WyattCatarina) June 2, 2026

Oooo … I’m dyin’ of the cute overload here.

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Your Sunday smile

Criminal teens pick wrong guy to rob.

A Marine Corps veteran fought off a group of teens who tried to carjack him at gunpoint in broad daylight in Maryland.

Jheyco Borda was working on his truck in Oxon Hill — about 10 miles outside Washington, DC — when four hooded teens approached him around 4:45 p.m. Tuesday, surveillance video posted to his Facebook page shows.

“Be careful and be aware of your surroundings,” Borda warned in the caption.

Semper Fi!

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Whoa! Will you look at the time! Grab some doggie bags and take home snacks for later, dears. Enjoy the rest of your Sunday! Cheers!

featured image original graphic by Darleen Click