Tax For Thee, Not For Me, Says AOC

Tax For Thee, Not For Me, Says AOC

While young community organizer and socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is, uh, “organizing”, her economics degree fails her once again. Allegedly, AOC is on the hook for a seven year-old unpaid tax bill.

AOC and a Generation of Lotus Eaters

AOC and a Generation of Lotus Eaters

Remember your Greek Mythology from high school? In Homer’s Odyssey, the hero Odysseus and crew were blown off-course and ended up at the land of the Lotus…

AOC Celebrates Cratering Oil Prices

AOC Celebrates Cratering Oil Prices

AOC just can’t help saying the quiet stuff out loud. As many already know, oil prices went negative this morning. What does AOC do in all her…

Idiocy Brief: COVID-19 And The Stand For Intersectionality

Idiocy Brief: COVID-19 And The Stand For Intersectionality

As President Trump calls a national emergency over COVID-19, some of our favorite liberals felt the need to sound off about intersectionality. The first in this week’s…

Blame Billionaires: The World According to AOC

Blame Billionaires: The World According to AOC

Just when one thinks Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez cannot exploit her lack of economic knowledge and her worthless college degree any more than she already has, think again. After…

Celebrated Ignorance Is Dangerous

Celebrated Ignorance Is Dangerous

They’re fans of socialism. They’re all about gun control. They are the new generation and they are coming for you. Sadly, their vanity and ignorance is celebrated…

The Democrat Party Is Center-Conservative Says AOC

The Democrat Party Is Center-Conservative Says AOC

According to the brilliance that is AOC, the Democrat Party is “center-conservative.” Yes folks, that is what she said yesterday.

AOC Tantrums Trivialize Everything

AOC Tantrums Trivialize Everything

Our favorite walking caricature of Millennial excess, Alexandria Occasional-Cortex aka AOC, is back with public tantrums [checks tally card] numbers 5,102 and 5,103. She’d demands you know…

AOC Says Climate Change Is Only Reason Why California Has Wildfires

AOC Says Climate Change Is Only Reason Why California Has Wildfires

In case you were wondering, climate change is the reason those California wildfires are raging through the state. How do we know this? Because AOC says so!

Zuckerberg, Of Facebook, Gets Grilled By AOC

Zuckerberg, Of Facebook, Gets Grilled By AOC

Yesterday, Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg testified before the House Financial Services Committee regarding the company’s new cryptocurrency, Libra. Unfortunately, he ran into the towering intellect that is Representative…

Salon: Don’t Use Science Words To Lecture About Dangers Of Climate Change

Salon: Don’t Use Science Words To Lecture About Dangers Of Climate Change

A climate scientist writing at Salon laments that conservatives don’t understand why our planet is in danger. Why? Because climate scientists use difficult to understand science words…

AOC Goes Full Soviet Art For Green New Deal

AOC Goes Full Soviet Art For Green New Deal

Comrade AOC is enlisting the proletariat in the cause! Will you respond to her call and shell out money for… propaganda art???

Comedic Gold: Millennials “Badass” in AOC’s Eyes

Comedic Gold: Millennials “Badass” in AOC’s Eyes

For a while there, we thought Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez dropped off the face of the earth. But alas, our socialist darling comes out of her cave for some…

Saikat Chakrabarti, Chief of Staff To AOC Is Out

Saikat Chakrabarti, Chief of Staff To AOC Is Out

Saikat Chakrabarti, chief of staff to fellow Squad Member, AOC is out and is departing the office, according to reports made yesterday.

Ocasio-Cortez Learns the Road Goes Both Ways

Ocasio-Cortez Learns the Road Goes Both Ways

From almost the moment she first burst onto the political stage, Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez has been a media darling. Her use of social media has made her both…

Wayfair Walkout: AOC’s Logic Bombs Once Again

Wayfair Walkout: AOC’s Logic Bombs Once Again

Wayfair employees want to walk out and AOC’s logic bombs again. This time, in the name of solidarity…or something like that.

AOC’s Concentration Camp Narrative

AOC’s Concentration Camp Narrative

According to AOC, her concentration camp narrative is right and all the ‘shrieking Republicans’ are wrong. Ever since the media started peddling the Fort Sill Japanese internment…

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