Mimosa, Bloody Mary, nice flute of champagne — or maybe a favorite tipple in your coffee. Make yourself one and join me at our own Algonquin Round Table, the spirit of Dorothy Parker abides.
Happy Sunday, dear friends! Can you believe this is our last Sunday of April? And on this bright spring morning, let’s take a moment to pause and give thanks to God and the Secret Service in acting decisively in quickly subduing last night’s shooter at the White House Correspondents Dinner. I’d like to believe that maybe some of those gathered might finally figure out that the relentless beat of calling our President “Hitler” every minute isn’t such a great idea. I’d like to believe, but I wouldn’t bet on it. So let me pass the chilled flutes and some bottles. Fill up accordingly! And start passing the plates while we get on with it. L’Chaim!
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Tom Steyer, ICE is not a political football.
Our agents and officers are sworn to protect this nation from dangerous criminals ranging from child abusers to cartel members, and we urge you to join us in protecting Californians from these ongoing threats. pic.twitter.com/uAfGO0FSof
— U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (@ICEgov) April 18, 2026
Let’s see how this interfering with Federal Law Enforcement works now. Eisenhower sent in the 101st Airborne. Just sayin’.
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The year we celebrate America’s 250th birthday and we are witnessing a full court press from the Left to either denigrate it or suppress the celebration of it altogether.
History Rocks!,” a national tour led by Education Secretary Linda McMahon to honor our nation’s 250th anniversary, is expressly being promoted as a nonpartisan celebration of American greatness. Even The Washington Post has admitted that “there is no evidence that the events themselves push a political message.” And yet “parents, students and teachers” have reportedly taken issue with the tour because it enjoys sponsorship from conservative and religious organizations, leading to the cancellation of several History Rocks! events.
This left-wing backlash to History Rocks! demonstrates how deeply the left has been corrupted by an ideology that is opposed to celebrations of our nation.
Vouchers, please.
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🚨 President Trump just dropped this gem!
Trump saved America $298 MILLION on the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool:
The historic pool, where MLK gave his “I Have a Dream” speech, was a leaking, filthy disaster.
Government bureaucrats wanted $300 MILLION and 3+ years to rip it… pic.twitter.com/JsIJL3bLAr
— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) April 23, 2026
Not enough graft in Trump’s proposal; cue Democrats finding Obama/Biden inferior court judges to stop it.
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This is what Munchausen by Proxy looks like.
NEW: A transgender and his partner have been arrested for kidnapping his 10-year-old son and attempting to fly him to Cuba for gender reassignment surgery.
They lied to the family about a camping trip in Canada, cut off all contact, and took the boy to Havana.
The biological… pic.twitter.com/F7V9w9aQTW
— Jack (@jackunheard) April 23, 2026
Reports include that the dad-in-a-dress here has been trying to “trans” his son since the boy was FIVE YEARS OLD.
Hmmmm … Wood chipper? Trebuchet?
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You put a male sex offender in women’s prison and …
The Scottish government is responsible for this sexual assault. The Supreme Court has confirmed women’s right to single sex spaces, a ruling the SNP continues to flout. If the victim wishes to sue, https://t.co/iyohnrgVZN can assist with all costs. https://t.co/rnyKbWXhj5
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) April 24, 2026
Who coulda predicted, right? Right?
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WOAH 🚨 The taxpayer money laundering must be INSANE
“The Federal Reserve has revealed that US NGOs have more in assets than the combined 2025 GDP estimates for Japan, Germany and India combined — The combined assets held by US NGOs equals $14.2 trillion of your tax money”… pic.twitter.com/koeR6raDza
— Wall Street Apes (@WallStreetApes) April 25, 2026
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LOL – funny because it's true. pic.twitter.com/1ho9aIVfqJ
— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) April 23, 2026
I was born in the mid-50s … I can testify, no lies here.
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I’m not crying … you’re crying.
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And here we are at the end of our brunch today. I’ve got a nice take-away gift for you today. Please help yourself to one or many scoops of popcorn amongst many flavor combinations. Great, too, what you want to toss things at your TV the next time some media talking head bleats about “our democracy”! Lots of flavors to choose from. See you next week! Cheers!
featured image original graphic by Darleen Click
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