Mimosa, Bloody Mary, nice flute of champagne — or maybe a favorite tipple in your coffee. Make yourself one and join me at our own Algonquin Round Table, the spirit of Dorothy Parker abides.

Happy Sunday, dear friends! Holy frijoles, March has really come in like a lion [of Judah], amirite? A little bit of scrambling, my dears, and I’ve expanded our brunch of scrumptious American favorites — waffles, eggs, biscuits and gravy, platters of bacon and sausage — to include challah bread, latkas and hamantaschen. Purim begins tomorrow at sunset, after all.

Well, the portside poltroons of our nation are nothing but predictable. Among all the hysterics this past week, watching Democrats sit on their hands when asked if they believed the first duty of the American government is to protect American citizens turns out to be down a few rungs over the knee-jerk reaction towards Iran experiencing the FO portion of the story. Somehow, the President following through on his promises has them forgetting this moment in history …

… how’d that go?

And without further ado, let’s get to it! L’Chaim!

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Forget it, Jake, it’s New York City

Communists take care of their own. https://t.co/W3wa0GzEEC

— Oilfield Rando (@Oilfield_Rando) February 22, 2026

When you remember that leftwing domestic terrorists like Angela Davis, Bill Ayers, and Bernadine Dohrn get rewarded with college professorships, machetes are just child’s play.

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Dressing sharply makes you a Nazi.

Update your list accordingly.

In the approximately millionth article by a left-wing hack comparing Trump and his followers to Nazis, Tom Nichols, whom Wikipedia laughably describes as an “academic,” resorted to the last refuge of the limp-wristed scoundrel — fashion criticism.

Nichols’ piece, lazily titled ‘The Republican Party Has a Nazi Problem,” hits the ground running with its accusation that a Trump administration official’s choice of dress represents a sartorial signifier of latent Nazism

Poor Nichols seems to have been triggered by Greg Bovino’s greatcoat. Is Nichols striving to be the next Robin Givhans, WaPo’s former catty fashion critic who can’t stand anyone right of Mao? In 2005 Givhans ripped the children of Chief Justice John Roberts and has hit on Melania more than once. Certainly the field is wide open to declare other choices of attire as Fashy Fashion. We could even see what other Republicans have worn greatcoats … anyone know this guy?

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This is who they are, this is what they do

Once in a while, the GOP should be reminded that there's simply no compromising with Dems on immigration.

“Our ultimate goal is to get a path to citizenship for all 11 million or however many undocumented there are here."

– Chuck Schumerpic.twitter.com/c29ZiVlAVM

— Theo Wold (@RealTheoWold) February 27, 2026

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Well, if they didn’t have double standards …

Ilhan Omar: “Ethiopia and Kenya stole our land. We must work together to liberate our territories. Somalia is for Somalis only!”

Wait, she believes that countries have a right to secure borders and their sovereignty?

That’s fascinating. pic.twitter.com/J9H3r61C1a

— TaraBull (@TaraBull) February 27, 2026

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Heh

pic.twitter.com/nAVL2Gj5Kr

— Senate Republicans (@NRSC) February 28, 2026

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“Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad”

Rep. Maxine Dexter (D) thinks that putting "whole milk" in public schools is "White supremacy."

No, this is not a joke.

Democrats are now calling milk "rAcIsT"pic.twitter.com/1eu0WyGCZ6

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) February 25, 2026

What is going on with Liberal women of pallor? Has the suicidal empathy gone full self-loathing psychosis? A glass of milk is a glass of milk. And whole milk is healthier than 1% blue-tint milk. Gadzooks, my frig is always stocked with whole milk, butter, and sour cream. Poor, deluded Dexter would faint dead away.

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Sunday palate cleanser

The chances of being attacked by a mattress are low but never zero.pic.twitter.com/Z4LtYtM3NA

— chaotic memes (@memechaotic) February 27, 2026

via GIPHY

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Your Sunday smile

Pull out the tissues, dears. I just have to watch this again …

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Oh my goodness! Seems our time together today has come to a close. Please enjoy the rest of your day and one final thought. May God bless and keep America, Israel and all the Iranian people who yearn for liberty. See you next week Cheers!

featured image original graphic by Darleen Click