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When I was at Disney World in October of this year, nobody was allowed to visit the Hall of Presidents– an auditorium attraction where robot versions of the American presidents give speeches– because it was being updated to include Donald Trump. Well, as of yesterday, it’s up and running again and the robot version of our newest POTUS has made its debut… but people have noticed a problem.
And that problem is obsessed with pantsuits.
I’m convinced Disney World thought Hillary was going to win and just gave her robot Trump hair pic.twitter.com/qFIbCoBsPs
— Barstool News Network (@BarstoolNewsN) December 19, 2017
It really, really does look like an HRC face repurposed into a Trump animatronic robot. https://t.co/pgIjwJNcX1
— Jeff B/DDHQ (@EsotericCD) December 19, 2017
I'm not saying Disney made a Hillary robot and last minute changed it into Trump clothes but- pic.twitter.com/lBUk0GU1Aq
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) December 19, 2017
The trump robot looked like they started with a Hillary bot and were forced to make do pic.twitter.com/DkhoojJHiG
— Wil Gluten (@moonpolysoft) December 19, 2017
I don't believe in a lot of conspiracy theories but I totally buy the idea that Disney repurposed a planned Hillary Clinton robot with a Trump wig and dumped it in that Hall of Presidents ride.
— We Three Janes of Armying Are (@sgtjanedoe) December 20, 2017
tfw you halfway done making a Hillary robot and find out you gotta make a Trump one instead and don’t want to start over. pic.twitter.com/OY6zGSUL9f
— Joel Kim Booster (@ihatejoelkim) December 19, 2017
Here me out on this. Clearly Disney had Hilary's robot ready to go and then they had to try and make it look like Trump. Don't hate me. This is just a necessary and painful fact we all need to deal with. pic.twitter.com/biSirfwE59
— Shannon O'Neill (@spotastic) December 19, 2017
Yep. It looks like Hillary.
As hysterical or frightening as it is to see Hillary’s face in such an unexpected place, just take comfort in knowing that her face on the Trump robot is the closest she will come to being POTUS.
I don’t know about you guys, but every time I stop to remember how we were saved from Hillary, my mood improves regardless of what I was feeling before. It’s so nice to stop and remember that Hillary is not POTUS.
Hillary is not the president!
Hillary is not the president!!!
Still, now we have to deal with the existence of this weird Trump-Hillary chimera. How on earth could the people responsible for this robot think their design was a good idea? Did they think we would all go along with saying it looks like Trump? It very clearly has Hillary’s eyes, and the profile of the robot is immediately recognizable as Hillary’s profile.
As far-fetched as it sounds, I wonder if the people who say the designers of the robot probably had a Hillary face ready to go after the election are correct. That seems like the most logical explanation for the robot. The second most logical explanation is that Disney designers were so distraught at Hillary’ loss of the election that they unconsciously modeled Trump’s face to look like hers. Or maybe they did it on purpose to troll Trump. Who knows?
The Trump-bot may look like Hillary, but people are freaking out about it for non-Hillary-related reasons also. A lot of people think it’s creepy in general:
I didn't think any other version of Trump could look creepier than the real Trump but this new Trump robot does! pic.twitter.com/wJ5zPcoaTS
— (((DeanObeidallah))) (@Deanofcomedy) December 19, 2017
Seth Meyers on creepy robot Trump: "Even Lincoln is looking at him like, 'This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me.'" https://t.co/h9xbVg824a
— Marlow Stern (@MarlowNYC) December 20, 2017
The new Trump robot at Disney World is straight nightmare fuel pic.twitter.com/gPr3RsWDMg
— AmpliFire News (@amplifirenews_) December 20, 2017
Disney’s Donald Trump robot is creepy af. https://t.co/9NFVJ3eWiK
— Hayley Jones (@meetmissjoness) December 19, 2017
Disney World just added a robot Trump to its Hall of Presidents — and people are horrified https://t.co/FFQkGabHRP pic.twitter.com/fJTfRurD11
— Adelicia Brave (@Adelicia_Brave) December 19, 2017
And yet, there are some who say that, despite the Trump-bot being so creepy, it’s still preferable over the real Trump:
Horrifying robot Disney Trump is still nowhere as bad as horrifying real Trump.
— Julie Lynn (@bellafortunate) December 19, 2017
Disney's new Trump animatron: More lifelike and less orange than the original. No indication yet as to whether the robot will do its namesake proud by slandering HRC, Obama, the FBI and the NFL. #TheResistance #FBR @docrocktex26 @CaptainsLog2017 @ricklondon @mmpadellan @mcspocky pic.twitter.com/3tF8txJIzY
— Bill Auclair (@bill_auclair) December 19, 2017
Can the Disney robot Trump be President now? Because I already trust it more than the real guy.
— Aaron Mahnke (@amahnke) December 19, 2017
Way to be dramatic!
It is entirely possible they were mocking up a Hillary image when the election happened. It’s also possible that they just suck at modeling faces.
Take a look at those other presidents behind The Donald. With the exception of Grant and Lincoln… They. All. Look. The. Same. They just have different hair. And I think it’s possible that Lincoln is the same, too, but with a beard. I noticed that when I was there decades ago.
(BTW, Reagan looked funky, too, when he was new.)
No indication yet as to whether the robot will do its namesake proud by slandering HRC, Obama, the FBI and the NFL.
Ummmm, you have to have a good reputation that can be diminished before you can count it as slander. Oh, and slander has to be un-truthful. None of the entities you mention qualifies under either element.
Anyone who thinks Disney is a first-rate organization obviously hasn’t seen this monstrosity. Spend a buck you tools! Madame Tussaud would be laughed out of France if she put something like that in her museum.
This is so bad that even Churchill finally happy with his official portrait.
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