Pelosi Goes Full Stupid: Let’s Protect the Border By Mowing the Grass! [VIDEO}

Pelosi Goes Full Stupid: Let’s Protect the Border By Mowing the Grass! [VIDEO}

Pelosi Goes Full Stupid: Let’s Protect the Border By Mowing the Grass! [VIDEO}

The CNN Town Hall/GOP Crucifixion is sucking all the oxygen out of the current news cycle. Meanwhile, in San Francisco, Rep. Nancy Pelosi is going Full Stupid again.

No, scratch that. She’s Full Barking Mad.
It’s because Nancy told a news reporter that we don’t need a wall on the border. If we mow the grass there, it can be a wonderful solution.

Here’s what she told a reporter:

“Let’s talk about where a more serious structure might be necessary, where fencing will do or mowing the grass so that people can’t be smuggled through the grass.”

No, this is not Fake News, and it didn’t come from The Onion, either. Here’s the video:

Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit! So maybe Nancy is on to something here! A little mowing, a little landscaping, and we won’t need Trump’s big ol’ ugly wall after all!

Maybe we can use This Guy, too. He’d be. . . entertaining.

Uh, Nancy? Maybe you should focus a little closer to home. Because your beloved San Francisco is becoming a . . . what’s the President’s word? Oh, yeah, shit hole! As in, some perp attacking people with a hatchet (what, no gun?), and gangs breaking into cars — about 30,000 just last year. Moreover, there’s that scathing recent report by NBC telling tales of of San Fran streets littered with feces and used needles.

Leave your heart . . . and your lunch. . . in San Francisco. Credit:

So, Nancy? Go home, because San Francisco needs you. And you’re drunk.

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  • SFC D says:

    I live and work on the border. Mowing the grass ain’t the problem, it’s the bundles of grass being carried across by illegal aliens (most often, carrying the bundle is the price they pay to the coyote smuggling them.), the bundles of grass being launched by catapults and pneumatic cannons, and hidden in vehicles to look like CBP or Fish & Game vehicles. Nancy needs to go lock herself in one of her mansions where the voices in her head can roam free and not endanger others. This is mental illness that should put her on the NICS “no gun buy” list.

  • GWB says:

    Personally, I think we should reverse Pelosi’s idea! I say we plant and let grow long grass all along the border……

  • Appalled By The World says:

    A better idea would be to erect large pix of Pelosi along the border to create a scarecrow effect. That will keep out the invaders more effectively!

    I’m so delighted the Bolsheviks picked her to be their fearless leader-she truly is a gift that just keeps on giving. And she’s a perfect emblem for all that’s wrong with that party on top of that.

  • Johnny says:

    Pelosi: “GET OFF MY LAWN!”

  • Brian Brandt says:

    Who air-brushed the liver spots off Nancy’s face in the above picture? I want him to do my next driver’s license photo.

  • Dawn Martinez-Byrne says:

    pelosi and her pals are why SF is a shithole.

  • Look at Pelosi’s eyes when she talks. Note the blankness. It’s how eyes look when they’re not taking in their surroundings. When I was a kid we joked about not being able to walk and chew gum at the same time. That meant being clumsy. Not being able to talk and see at the same time indicates something else—a mind too stupid to do two tasks at once. And she says stupid things because she can’t self-monitor, meaning consider her intended words one last time before she says them. That explains her ‘mowing the grass’ remark.

    Pelosi truly is a gift that keeps on giving.

  • CaptDMO says:

    Oh my. Did Shotgun Joe Biden explain to Ms. Pelosi WHY really rich folk have huge lawns on the non-ocean sides of their castles, and prisons/military fortresses have such big clearings around them?
    Cut the grass? Sure. But “we” are gonna’ call it a kill zone, for a reason, …right?

  • Bandit says:

    I’m not for term limits or age limits but at some point someone has to do the responsible thing and take away the car keys

  • Reagan Fan says:

    I am old enough to remember when we did this before. We sprayed a defoliant on vegetation to clear out an area to keep the undesirables away from us. While no doubt young people today do not remember us doing that, it was kind of a big deal to us Baby Boomers at the time. The area where we did that was around our base camps in the jungles of Vietnam and the defoliant we used was called ‘Agent Orange’.

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