On Valentine’s Day, Feed Your Ex To An Animal

On Valentine’s Day, Feed Your Ex To An Animal

On Valentine’s Day, Feed Your Ex To An Animal

Brace yourselves – Valentine’s Day is upon us once more. And if you’re just not in the mood for it this year, the El Paso Zoo has a solution. Name a cockroach after your ex, and have it fed to a meerkat.

Come again?

Yes, you read that right.

What's the perfect Valentine's Day gift? ❤️ Naming a cockroach after your ex, of course! Message us your ex's name and…

Posted by El Paso Zoo on Monday, February 4, 2019

The zoo got an overwhelming response and has now officially stopped taking names for the cockroaches. Too late for a live bug? How about a dead fish named after your ex, courtesy of Wildlife Images in Oregon?

❤️Saving Wildlife with LOVE❤️
Let our 1000 pound brown bears tear into your ex… Did you fall hook, line, and sinker for…

Posted by Wildlife Images Rehabilitation & Education Center on Saturday, February 9, 2019

Now Wildlife Images is doing this RIGHT, and making a fundraiser out of it! Even $5 a cockroach would have been HUGE money, El Paso Zoo! Something to remember for next year.

Valentine’s Day – a day that actually commemorates the death of Saint Valentine – came to signify love and romance as far back as the 15th century. Nowadays, Hallmark and chocolate companies and florists make a killing on these days – often with mixed results.

Some of us simply aren’t as lucky in love as others. Which is clearly why these named cockroaches and salmon are so on point. Can you imagine some of our more famous public figures opting to name a cockroach? Mackenzie Bezos should. Huma Abedin should. There’s probably a long list of women who would feed “Bill Clinton” or “Donald Trump” to a meerkat, and not for political reasons.

So, here’s hoping that your Valentine’s Day can be spent with someone special. And if not, maybe you can watch as other people’s exes become snack food for meerkats and bears instead.

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  • Kathy says:

    Hmmmm – I can think of some politicians that I would pay to see cockroaches with their names on them fed to the meercats or whatever would eat them. That could be a fundraiser for more than once a year.

  • GWB says:

    Huma Abedin should
    Isn’t Weiner’s name already on a cockroach somewhere? Or maybe it was a tapeworm. Or maybe it was just a wishful dream I had……

    Oh, and if I were a cockroach, I would mortally insulted at being linked to anyone surrounding the Clintons.

  • Ravi says:

    But if your ex became your ex after you left her/him for someone better? Should s/he be fed to the bears when it was your decision to leave.

    BTW, since we’re evoking the Victory Girls, what happened to

    With His blessings from above,
    Serve it generously with love.
    One man, one wife,
    One love, through life:
    Memories are made of this.

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