In some circles, she is known as “Melissa Click 2.0”, in others she is known as Rebecca Goyette and yet in others, she is known as “Lobster Porn Queen”.

Caution: Language NSFW

Now the details on the identity of the woman who became unhinged spitting profanities at police officers onsite at NYU to protect against the fascist “Antifa” mob that had assembled at Gavin McInnes’s speech reveal more than the “I am a professor” as she proclaimed. Goyette is a “fine arts” professional who has taught perforomance art at MOMA and dabbled in, get this…

Lobster porn.

Has that sunk in yet? I’m not sure if it has for me yet, either.

In the videos and still photos, Goyette dresses up in a variety of low-rent lobster costumes and has simulated sex with various men wearing prosthetic penises.

The artist also produced an “empowering feminist porno” called Ghost Bitch: Arise from the Gallows to honor her ancestor who died during the Salem Witch Trials.-Heatstreet.com

Some of the titles on her Vimeo consist of: Masshole Love, Lobstapus/Lobstapussy, Lobsta Rollin‘ and Touch My Hull. No, I did not watch these videos. From her bio:

For Goyette, sex is one gateway into the rich territory of psychology and human interaction, into the remotest ranges of the subconscious mind. Her schematic Lobsta Porn video series explores sexual fantasy scenarios with people playacting the magical sex lives of lobsters. Female species lobsters, for instance, approach and corner the strongest males, squirt them with aphrodisiac drugs out of their foreheads, and get inside their lobsta man-caves where they molt their shells in order to have sex. The males have two “dicks” that can impale the vulnerable lady flesh, meaning the female’s entire body sans shell functions as a threshold of sexual potentiality.

Blah, blah, blah. Who writes this stuff?! But wait-there’s more!

Ornately adorned in the absurd skins of her hand-sewn costumes, Goyette’s characters wreak havoc with traditional sexual mores in a playland where there are no experts and no actors. Their performative gestures and actions shine light on the myriad of curiosities lurking in truly intimate encounters – raw, vulnerable and at times, otherworldly.

Ornate? I guess it depends on the circles you run in. Absurd? Yes. Curious? Ummm…no. Check it out:

Here is the violent "NYU Professor" Rebecca Goyette. Your tuition dollars at work. pic.twitter.com/KjWbsgklKE

— David (@dtm14226) February 4, 2017

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Birth, demons, kids. #RA#ritualabuse #pizzagate pic.twitter.com/eWDz5fcagZ

— 9217 (@whitedeer23) February 6, 2017

When I heard about this story initially, I was thinking that she filmed actual lobsters in the act but this…well…this is something that PETA can not even get behind. No, she dresses as the lobster and does whatever “performance art” she does in her lobsta suit! I cannot even imagine a conversation in these circles. “Let’s go down to the gallery to see see Rebecca Goyette in Touch My Hull? I hear her performance assimilating lobster sex was epic, provocative and thought provoking. A true artist, she is”.

“I’m a professor who dresses as a lobster!” Extreme feminists take note: this could be why you’re not taken seriously. This could be why people (other women included) see your movement as a complete joke. And fans of extreme liberalism take note, too. If nothing yet convinces you or your liberal friends in your “tribe” that extreme liberalism is a true mental disorder, this may be the last nail in the proverbial coffin.