North Korea Missile Fail: Kim Jong-Un Learns that Size Doesn’t Matter [VIDEO]

North Korea Missile Fail: Kim Jong-Un Learns that Size Doesn’t Matter [VIDEO]

North Korea Missile Fail: Kim Jong-Un Learns that Size Doesn’t Matter [VIDEO]

North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un had two missions this past weekend. First, he wanted to celebrate the 105th anniversary of his grandfather Kim Il-Sung’s birth with a display of military power. Second, he wanted to show off that power while American warships approached North Korea, and also while Vice President Mike Pence was visiting South Korea.

So what better way for Kim to display his strength than with a Big Parade:

Credit: getty images.

Where he could also show off his Really Big Missile, the “Frankenmissile.” It’s a mashup of two types of intercontinental missiles.

Credit: Getty Images.

Then, his brainwashed subjects could enjoy a little Dance Party in honor of the evil Dear Leader’s evil grandfather:

Credit: Getty Images.

Finally, the tubby tyrant decided to cap off the festivities with a good old-fashioned missile launch. However, it didn’t go as planned.

We don’t have any videos of Kim’s inability to get his missile up, aka Kim’s Premature Detonation. I wonder if it went something like this:

No doubt we can laugh at Kim’s embarrassment, but where will all this end?

North Korea’s ally China is none too happy with Kim’s saber-rattling. Xinhua, the official Chinese newspaper, called on Kim to stop with the missile launches and his nuclear capers. China has also reached out to Russia for help in defusing tensions between the US and North Korea.

On the other hand, China isn’t playing peacemaker for altruistic reasons, because North Korea is simply a pain in China’s backside.

Conservative bloggers Bill Whittle, Scott Ott, and Steve Green point out China’s issues with Kim in this thought-provoking discussion. As Ott points out, “people who are starving to death don’t buy no iPhones.”

At the rate he’s going, Kim’s hold on North Korea may not continue much longer. Will he go out in spectacular slow-mo fashion, a là the 2014 movie The Interview?

Or will China somehow fashion a coup to rid themselves of their pest, as Steve Green suggested? Anyway, better the Chinese than the Americans. We have some ISIS mop-up to complete.

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Kim is a pint-sized patriot who packs some big contradictions. She is a Baby Boomer who never became a hippie, an active Republican who first registered as a Democrat (okay, it was to help a sorority sister's father in his run for sheriff), and a devout Lutheran who practices yoga. Growing up in small-town Indiana, now living in the Kansas City metro, Kim is a conservative Midwestern gal whose heart is also in the Seattle area, where her eldest daughter, son-in-law, and grandson live. Kim is a working speech pathologist who left school system employment behind to subcontract to an agency, and has never looked back. She describes her conservatism as falling in the mold of Russell Kirk's Ten Conservative Principles. Don't know what they are? Google them!

3 Comments
  • parker says:

    I am so not impressed by nork propaganda. Blockade their ports and put in place a no fly zone. 3 month and the nork elites begin to become hungry, 6 months they starve, Yes, millions will suffer, but my give a damn is busted. Its a simple solution.

  • GWB says:

    Yeah, this place has been a burr under our saddle for 60+ years. We should have leveled Pyongyang when the NorKs committed the ax-handle murders. The longer we let this pustule fester, the more deadly it will get to lance it. (It’s already massively deadly as it is.)

    He might be bug-nuts crazy. But he’s also got his finger on the plunger.

  • Merle says:

    Of course bigger is better – makes a bigger fire or splash.

    Merle

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