For some, weekends in spring were made for No Kings protests. Where else could comrades in arms with TDS unite with like-minded comrades and sing folk songs? Do line dances? Wear inflatable suits? They cannot wear the inflatable suits to work, you know…

Just kidding. A large share of the inflatable suit types don’t work.

But No Kings is so much more than nifty folk songs, electric slides, homemade costumes, swastikas lovingly painted on poster board and rote, robotic, mindless chants. The “rallies” yesterday brought some violence to the table. The very violence these peace-loving commies say they oppose.

In Portland, Oregon yesterday:

No Kings demonstrations in Portland, Oregon got out of hand in the evening with protesters sporting gas masks attacking police officers who were trying to control the crowd, according to video posted on X by FreedomNews.tv. There was no immediate word on arrests.”-David Spector, NY Post

HOLY SH*T: PORTLAND NO KINGS PROTEST TURNS INTO COMPLETE MALAY.

Objects thrown at police as “No Kings” demonstration spirals into arrests.

This is happening in my city. Portland once again on display as a protest turns into chaos—objects flying at officers, tensions… pic.twitter.com/vpWRQZfMG3

— Kristin Sokoloff (@ksoklower48) March 29, 2026

Of course, Portland. Capital of Clown World. You would think things would be under control in Texas:

In Dallas, Police had to separate No Kings demonstrators from ‘Pro America’ counter demonstrators as the two groups engaged in heated clashes.”-David Spector, NY Post

In Los Angeles, they were hurling bricks at DHS agents and resisting arrest. It was a different story in Malibu, though:

Kamala Harris’ husband Doug Emhoff strolled down from his swanky new Malibu pad to schmooze with celebrities at a star-studded Malibu ‘No Kings’ rally Saturday.

Emhoff spoke at the rally, which is one of 41 taking place across SoCal for anti-Trumpers who want to resist Administration.”-Ross O’Keefe, NY Post

No cement blocks were hurled in this neighborhood. They don’t tolerate that stuff in sunny Malibu. And, Doug did not slap anyone.

On stolen land no less.

— Cool Breeze-Part Deux 🇺🇸 (@CoolBreezePt2) March 29, 2026

And while New Yorkers in Zohran Mamdani’s city chant, “only one solution communist revolution”, with their hammer and sickle flags in Times Square, we wonder, WHO EXACTLY is funding this chaos?

A network of about 500 groups with an estimated $3 billion in combined annual revenues is behind the coordinated nationwide “No Kings” protest Saturday, including communist groups who are using the day to call for a “revolution,” according to a Fox Digital News investigation.

According to a copy of the permit for the ‘flagship’ march in St. Paul, Minn., Indivisible, a national well-heeled Democratic political advocacy organization funded by billionaire George Soros, is the lead coordinator for the protest.”-Asra Q. Nomani, Fox News

Soros is a usual suspect. But let’s look at Neville Roy Singham, an American tech tycoon and avowed communist living in China.

Over nearly a decade, Singham has financed a constellation of activist institutions that promote revolutionary socialist politics and frequently collaborate in protest campaigns, including the People’s Forum in New York, the Party for Socialism and Liberation, the ANSWER Coalition and CodePink, whose co-founder Jodie Evans is married to Singham.”-Asra Q. Nomani, Fox News

Same Code Pink MTG is cozying-up with.For Singham and Evans, it was a love story created on the north coast of Jamaica in 2017. A match made in Communist hell.

The No Kings movement calls itself “leaderless” but the money trail tells a completely different story.

Over almost a decade, Fox News Digital has learned, Singham and Evans have activated a global network that now numbers an estimated 2,000 hard-left organizations that parrot anti-U.S. propaganda supporting autocratic regimes leading China, Russia, Iran, Cuba, North Korea, Venezuela and Gaza. Within activist circles, far-left critics refer to leftists who align with authoritarian regimes as “tankies”.-Asra Q. Nomani, Fox News

More on Singham:

(He) was born in mid-May 1954 in Middletown, Conn., the son of Archibald Singham, a Marxist-Leninist scholar of Sri Lankan heritage, and Shirley Hume, who also adhered to far-left ideology. By his own account, he joined the League of Revolutionary Black Workers as a teenager and worked at a Chrysler assembly line in Detroit.

FBI agents once attempted to interview him at the Chrysler Eldon Avenue Plant, noting in their report that he was “potentially dangerous” because of his ‘background, emotional instability’ or role in groups involved in harmful activities ‘inimical to U.S.,’ according to a copy of the FBI report released by the House Ways and Means Committee.”-Asra Q. Nomani, Fox News

"No Kings" sponsorship….

500 groups with $3B in revenues are behind the #NoKings protests and communist call for 'revolution'.
Neville Singham and Georgia Soros groups have been found behind the permits. pic.twitter.com/Kb5QKmXsKY

— PlainSpokenRedneck (@BullseyeBanjo) March 28, 2026

The “Kings” are locked away, protected as the mindless sheeple who don’t know how to spell to do their bidding. This is what The Party of Education has done for us.

She must have attended the learing center. pic.twitter.com/9H1PMlTPPb

— Paratrooper Brady (@paratroopbrady) March 29, 2026

As octogenarians assemble in a circle with their accordions and harmonicas, in an attempt to re-write America The Beautiful. As out-of-work teachers dress up in chicken suits. As the purple-haired, body-positive trans person waves the Palestinian flag. As the suburban, gated-community liberal comes down from their retreat in the hills to join the “commoners”. As young people in America who cannot string together a coherent sentence gather together because they’ve been told this country is the absolute worst country to live in, like, ever-a darkness lurks from within.

Everything under heaven is in utter chaos; the situation is excellent.
Mao Zedong

All in the design. Conceptually, the No Kings movement is a brilliant one. No doubt Soros, Singham and Evans are watching this unfold from their protective lairs. Carry on, oh (useful) idiot larpers, carry on. Shanghai is watching and smiles upon you.

Photo Credit: Victor Grigas, CC BY-SA 4.0 , via Wikimedia Commons